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BigDee
04-19-2013, 20:16
BREAKING NEWS: Senators Dianne Feinstein D-CA, Diana Degette D-CO and Pat Toomey R-PA announced that they will present a bill tomorrow banning Assault Kitchenware.

While the contents of the bill are still unclear we do know the following:

All metallic and semi metallic Pots that can accept a detachable lid and have at least one culinary feature: ergonomic grip; non stick liner;stainless construction, portable, or detachable plugs; grenade launcher or rocket launcher; detachable colander or temperature sensor.


-All metallic and semi metallic Pans that can accept a detachable lid and have at least one culinary feature: ergonomic grip; non stick liner;stainless construction, portable, or detachable plugs; grenade launcher or rocket launcher; detachable colander or temperature sensor.


-All metallic and semi metallic pots and tubs that have the capacity to accept more than 10 fluid oz.

-Metallic and semi metallic pots and pans manufactured prior to the date the ban is passed will be grand fathered however they must be registered into a federal database; all registrants will be subject to a background check and an annual registration fee of $350.00

The majority of the content in the 3,750 page bill is still unknown at this time but we have been assured DC law makers will be given 8 hours to thoroughly read through the bill and make an informed decision prior to casting their votes.

While making the announcement Sen. Feinstein stated "While we understand that this ban may bean inconvenience to all of us who enjoy the culinary arts we must understand that the inconvenience will greatly increase public safety and If we can save just one life the inconvenience is worth it."

The President issued the following statement in response to the proposed bill: "My Fellow Americans, in addition to the responsible and common sense bill being introduced by Senators Feinstein, Degette and Toomey I vow to keep America safer. I am proud to announce that with the assistance of the Vice President we will make it easier to keep kitchenware out of the hands of criminals by strengthening the kitchenware background check system. We will make sure culinary professionals know their options for reporting threats of violence --even as we acknowledge that someone with a culinary degree is far more likely to be a victim of violent crime than the perpetrator. The time to act is now"

BigDee
04-19-2013, 20:32
UPDATE: Diana Degette issued the following statement: "The Pot's and pans; these are dynamite, they're nuclear bombs, so the people who have those now, they're going to explode them, so if you ban them in the future, the number of these assault pots and pans is going to decrease dramatically over time because the nuclear bombs will have been exploded and there won't be any more available,"

Bailey Guns
04-19-2013, 20:41
When pressure cookers are outlawed only outlaws will have pressure cookers.

Mtn.man
04-19-2013, 20:48
I am pretty sure Degette is under the impresion that once they are used you throw them away.

jerrymrc
04-19-2013, 20:55
Mine are all "Pre-Ban" I have one that is so old that it does not even have a serial number on it being that it was made before 1968.Try and trace that MF'er. [LOL]

Ah Pook
04-19-2013, 20:59
Al my high capacity cooker clips were lost in a boating accident.

DSB OUTDOORS
04-19-2013, 21:01
They are only going to outlaw pressure cookers that can hold 15 cups or more. So if you have one that holds more than 15 cups you"ll be grandfathered in providing you can pass a psychiatric evaluation and pass a drug and background check. You may Not sell, give, trade, or barter them in any way. Unless it's a family member that can pass the qualifications said forth!

Boadie30
04-19-2013, 21:10
Does anyone know the wait time on a CPC Permit in Adams? I turned my papers in yesterday and still have not heard back yet..

BigDee
04-19-2013, 21:21
Does anyone know the wait time on a CPC Permit in Adams? I turned my papers in yesterday and still have not heard back yet..

Not sure but the Sheriff refused to sign off on my Fully Auto 12 speed Kitchen sweeper transfer, hopefully they're more CPC friendly than they are NCPA friendly.

vossman
04-19-2013, 21:37
You lost a lot of stuff in that accident huh? It must have been a good one.


Al my high capacity cooker clips were lost in a boating accident.

Bailey Guns
04-19-2013, 21:43
Can I loan my unregistered, hi-capacity pressure cooker to my wife so she can cook me something?

275RLTW
04-19-2013, 21:45
Is this with the attached ban on high capacity backpacks? All bags over 15 cu in will be banned soon in CO and REI is threatening to move out...

anaphylaxis
04-19-2013, 22:23
Know of a place I can get a couple pressure cooker parts kits from? Looking for a couple with folding handles and detachable lids...

TheGrey
04-19-2013, 22:29
Mine are considered "antiques" and "collectibles".

Skully
04-19-2013, 22:32
When pressure cookers are outlawed only outlaws will have pressure cookers....................


...........and can cook their pinto beans in mere hours unlike the rest of us that will take all day.





[Coffee]

BushMasterBoy
04-19-2013, 22:47
Just try walking into your local police station with a pressure cooker in your hand...

TAR31
04-19-2013, 23:56
Is this with the attached ban on high capacity backpacks? All bags over 15 cu in will be banned soon in CO and REI is threatening to move out...
No big loss if REI leaves. Not sure where the libtards will get their overpriced outdoor gear if they do though.

10mm-man
04-20-2013, 00:28
I am starting production on assault pot's and pans before they ban em! Get in on the group buy now!!

until then get some of these: http://www.ar-15.co/threads/100135-1st-look-of-lower-prototype-before-anodize

NFATrustGuy
04-20-2013, 00:44
Because I know some of you will be emailing me first thing in the morning with questions on this new legislation, I thought I'd post a preemptive analysis of how a Trust could help you and your family avoid this culinary disaster...

Not really. [ROFL2]

Goodburbon
04-20-2013, 01:09
You people are sick. Don't you realize that a pressure cooker is just designed to cook as many beans as possible as quickly as possible.

You don't need high capacity pressure cookers, you can just get a double burner stove..if you ever have a problem, just fire two blasts...

10mm-man
04-20-2013, 01:11
Because I know some of you will be emailing me first thing in the morning with questions on this new legislation, I thought I'd post a preemptive analysis of how a Trust could help you and your family avoid this culinary disaster...

Not really. [ROFL2]

Nice play!

StagLefty
04-20-2013, 08:49
"from my cold dead hands" [ROFL3]

Skully
04-20-2013, 09:54
"from my OLD dead hands" [ROFL3]



"..........OLD or COLD....................?"

OtterbatHellcat
04-20-2013, 10:07
I had just filed for my Crockpot Concealed Carry license right before all that happened too, hope it goes through....especially since I already blew $60 on a nice "inside" the belt holster.

StagLefty
04-20-2013, 11:05
"..........OLD or COLD....................?"

both I guess !!!

waxthis
04-20-2013, 13:34
Oh this is bullshit! I have four of them, what the hell am I supposed to do now.

StagLefty
04-20-2013, 17:09
Oh this is bullshit! I have four of them, what the hell am I supposed to do now.

Your stuck with them unless you can find PCFFL to transfer them.

jerrymrc
04-20-2013, 19:59
Oh this is bullshit! I have four of them, what the hell am I supposed to do now.

Sell them out of your trunk in Saudi Aurora for big bucks. Do not forget to grind the serial #'s off them if they are post ban. Polished Aluminum is the new Black. [LOL]

275RLTW
04-20-2013, 20:36
Oh this is bullshit! I have four of them, what the hell am I supposed to do now.They are at least 2 short in Boston, you could probably sell them there..... too soon?

waxthis
04-20-2013, 21:30
I would assume the steel pots would be worth more then aluminum? Would that also mean the steel would be considered an NFA item due to supposed higher pressure capabilities? Shit, I can't keep track of all these bullshit laws anymore!