View Full Version : Williams-Sonoma stops carrying pressure cookers
Singlestack
04-24-2013, 13:49
http://reason.com/blog/2013/04/23/williams-sonoma-concedes-victory-to-terr
I wouldn't put it past "Statesmen" like Morse, Fields, and Hudak to propose a bill to outlaw straw purchases of pressure cookers. Me: "I'm buying this pressure cooker as a gift for my wife". Cops: "Yeah, thats what all the straw purchasers say", as they haul me off to jail. [pileoshit]
ChuckNorris
04-24-2013, 13:53
Unfreekin' believable!
I better run to Walmart and buy all of the pressure cookers I can get!
Bailey Guns
04-24-2013, 13:57
Stupid is as stupid does.
SuperiorDG
04-24-2013, 14:01
Why not only Terrorist and Preppers need them.
mackbamf
04-24-2013, 14:02
First the gun and ammo panic and now we have to endure a pressure cooker panic?!?! I'm going to go stock up now so I can reap huge profits reselling them on housewaresbroker.com...
dwalker460
04-24-2013, 14:08
Holy Crap my wife owns an unregistered pressure cooker....
Guess we will have to limit the size of your pressure cooker and start charging background check fees for them.
GilpinGuy
04-24-2013, 14:18
The idiocy we see every day is truly amazing.
At least it is only localized to the Boston area stores and not a nation wide company policy.
Voception
04-24-2013, 14:45
I just updated my avatar should have used this one. 26541
Singlestack
04-24-2013, 15:10
I picture Leonidas and the 300 at Thermopylae each holding a pressure cooker as Leonidas shouts "Molon Labe" (Come and take them (our pressure cookers, that is...))
The funny thing about Williams-Sonoma is they aren't removing the pressure cookers from internet sales - just the stores. Of course, if you were the next Muslim terrorist, would you really risk going into a store and being seen on camera, or just order through an internet site with no cameras? [facepalm]
jerrymrc
04-24-2013, 15:23
They ought to ban them in Dearborn. Just saying. [Coffee]
Why not only Terrorist and Terrorist like Preppers need them.
FIFY
CroiDhubh
04-24-2013, 15:34
...no words...
i never even heard of that store before today. its sounds like somewhere women and individuals who are light in the loafer shop.
Or people who like to cook [facepalm]...and over pay
Sigh.... this is so fucking sad it's almost funny.
Scanker19
04-24-2013, 16:07
In their defense no civillian needs to cook food that fast. When the constitution was written we just had Dutch ovens and a hearth.
hurley842002
04-24-2013, 16:11
In their defense no civillian needs to cook food that fast. When the constitution was written we just had Dutch ovens and a hearth.
LMAO!!
Big Wall
04-24-2013, 16:13
My wife hates dutch ovens.
i never even heard of that store before today. its sounds like somewhere women and individuals who are light in the loafer shop.
Ah yes, because only homosexuals enjoy cooking or grow up to be chefs....
i never even heard of that store before today. its sounds like somewhere women and individuals who are light in the loafer shop.
Wow.
Wow, next it will be chop sticks cuz' them haz pointy ends!!!
It's their loss. Some people who need pressure cooker for cooking will buy it from somewhere else.
Ah yes, because only homosexuals enjoy cooking or grow up to be chefs....
People don't chose to become chefs, they are born that way. Don't be a bigot.
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