View Full Version : Frustrated Tsarnaev embalmer wants White House help
Aloha_Shooter
05-06-2013, 14:05
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/6/frustrated-tsarnaev-embalmer-wants-deval-patrick-w/
According to the Boston Herald, Mr. Stefan was turned down by the city of Cambridge Sunday as well as several other cemeteries, and he is threatening to take his desperate plea as high as the White House.
Tsarnaev’s uncle Ruslan Tsarni was at the funeral home Sunday, trying to make arrangements, the Herald reports.“He’s got no place to go. His home was here. His wife was here. His child is here,” he said, adding he was disappointed in local mosques for not stepping up to help the family.
Well boo-frigging-hoo! He chose to spit on the country to gave him and his family food and shelter. Dump his treacherous ass off the docks at Boston Harbor and let him float out to sea for all I care.
hghclsswhitetrsh
05-06-2013, 14:06
There's a spot next OBL out in the ocean... Jus' sayin.
StagLefty
05-06-2013, 14:06
I don't understand why they just don't cremate the body and call it over with ?
I don't understand why they just don't cremate the body and call it over with ?It's probably against his religion... so all the more reason to do it.[fyou]
Cremate the body, then dump the ashes in the local sewage plant....and screw that group in Boston trying to get donations to send his body back to Russia. His friggen family doesn't want to pay for it. What the hell's wrong with these people!.....
wctriumph
05-06-2013, 14:22
Douse him in pig's blood and them burn him down to ashes, pour them down an outhouse and piss on them.
I'm surprised the uncle is even involved with anything pertaining his death. From the interview on T.V. the uncle seemed like a pretty decent guy and was just as disgusted with both of them as the general public was.
Great-Kazoo
05-06-2013, 14:27
Wrap his body around a pressure cooker, just saying.
City dump,,, lots of bodies there already.
City dump,,, lots of bodies there already.
Hopefully the dump will turn him down as well.
buffalobo
05-06-2013, 14:40
Meh, give his body to local med school, then give left overs to research lab to feed the rats. At least a little benefit from it.
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Bailey Guns
05-06-2013, 14:42
Poor guy just wants to do what's right and legal after he gets stuck with the body and naturally, gov't at any level, isn't willing to help. Figures.
There's a spot next OBL out in the ocean... Jus' sayin.
Who's going to pay for that? I don't want it to be tax dollars, maybe send his mommy the bill.
I don't understand why they just don't cremate the body and call it over with ?
That's what I was thinking.
Douse him in pig's blood and them burn him down to ashes, pour them down an outhouse and piss on them.
I don't want my turds to be cohabitating with his jihadi ashes... that's not fair to my shit. [Coffee]
Aloha_Shooter
05-06-2013, 14:50
Who's going to pay for that? I don't want it to be tax dollars, maybe send his mommy the bill.
That's why I was saying just dump him off the pier and let the fish take care of it.
hollohas
05-06-2013, 18:24
Poor guy just wants to do what's right and legal after he gets stuck with the body and naturally, gov't at any level, isn't willing to help. Figures.
I can't believe he never thought about this before he accepted the body. There must be some procedure/policy for what to do with a body if the family doesn't make arrangements within a certain time frame. Like, if the family doesn't arrange a burial site, then the embalmer should get to cremate it and dump the ashes in the dumpster.
Poor guy just wants to do what's right and legal after he gets stuck with the body and naturally, gov't at any level, isn't willing to help. Figures.
I'm surprised the uncle is even involved with anything pertaining his death. From the interview on T.V. the uncle seemed like a pretty decent guy and was just as disgusted with both of them as the general public was.
The reason the uncle is doing this, is exactly because he seems like a decent guy.
GilpinGuy
05-06-2013, 18:54
Man, I consider myself a decent guy (marginally). If my cousin, uncle, aunt, whatever did this horrenous act I would walk away and not give a shit about their worthless bodies. [fyou]
Against the Koran to burn the body. It must be prayed over and buried in an unmarked grave. Not only can they not find a burial sight, none of the holy men want to have anything to do with him.
Can you imagine the circus his grave site would create? Think Jim Morrison but less frisbee and stoners. All the new found wannabes idolizing the martyr. The other side trying to piss on his grave, drop a pig off for a welcoming gift or just trying to burn the site.
I doubt he will be buried in this country.
I don't want my turds to be cohabitating with his jihadi ashes... that's not fair to my shit. [Coffee]
LMAO... nice.
Singlestack
05-06-2013, 19:22
Knowing Beeho, he will probably create an executive order that the scum must be buried in a Jewish cemetery. Seems to be keeping in line with spitting in the faces of those he opposes.
Michael Brown said on his show tonight that a local Muslim leader offered to bury spedbump here in Colorado at one of the local Muslim cemeteries.
newracer
05-06-2013, 22:47
I can't believe he never thought about this before he accepted the body. There must be some procedure/policy for what to do with a body if the family doesn't make arrangements within a certain time frame. Like, if the family doesn't arrange a burial site, then the embalmer should get to cremate it and dump the ashes in the dumpster.
Usually there is, if the family is unable or unwilling to make arrangements the county handles it. At least that is how it is in CA, long story but I was unwilling to make arrangements for my father and the county was going to handle it until his girlfriend stepped up and I released his remains to her. In CA they cremate and do a burial at sea.
Saw on the news today that a guy in Longmont offered his septic tank as a burial location.
GilpinGuy
05-06-2013, 22:55
From the famous Brick Top in "Snatch"
Brick Top (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0285495/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
rockhound
05-07-2013, 05:56
cremate him and give his POS mother the ziplock,
She sits around claiming her sons were not the bombers then why isn't she coughing up the dough for the funeral. oh yeah she is on welfare so its our money anyway
USAFGopherMike
05-07-2013, 06:54
From the famous Brick Top in "Snatch"
Brick Top (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0285495/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Priceless quote that. "no thank you turkish, I'm sweet enough already."
Do like in the old days, nail his corpse to a pole as a warning to future would-be baddies. Paint a plank board over his head with the words "Jihadist Terrorist".
Priceless quote that. "no thank you turkish, I'm sweet enough already."
Do like in the old days, nail his corpse to a pole as a warning to future would-be baddies. Paint a plank board over his head with the words "Jihadist Terrorist".
FUCKING A!!
Sharpienads
05-07-2013, 08:30
It might be against their religion to cremate, but I believe they also have to be buried within three days. So that ship has sailed. Burn the motherfucker.
Knowing Beeho, he will probably create an executive order that the scum must be buried in a Jewish cemetery. Seems to be keeping in line with spitting in the faces of those he opposes.
or Arlington...that'd be more his style. [Rant1]
ANADRILL
05-07-2013, 08:37
It's one of Obama's chillins, so maybe Obama should take care of it...
Aloha_Shooter
05-07-2013, 08:43
It might be against their religion to cremate, but I believe they also have to be buried within three days. So that ship has sailed. Burn the motherfucker.
Last I checked, murdering kids was also against their religion no matter what the jihad-spouting imams say. Screw him and the welfare assistant who sent him checks. Cheapest solution is let some Bostonian tie his corpse behind a boat, sail out past the 12 mile limit and cut the line. I'm sure there are some needy sharks out there and we can faithfully say his carcass is nowhere inside our national borders.
Can't we just deport him back to Chechnya?
Hey, the fine folks down at Gitmo are still on a hunger strike...
Maybe kill two birds with one stone?
[Flower]
Boadie30
05-07-2013, 09:00
http://kdvr.com/2013/05/06/report-bombing-suspect-tamerlan-tsarnaev-could-be-buried-in-metro-denver/
I guess there was an offer made but it was by the founder of the the Colorado Muslim Society who no longer has any say..
"“It has recently been reported that the Colorado Muslim Society has offered to provide burial services for Tamerlan Tsarnaev, one of the individuals who perpetrated the grave and destructive bombings at the 2013 Boston Marathon. This report is absolutely untrue. The individual who has reportedly made this offer does not speak on behalf of the Colorado Muslim Society,” the statement says.
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