Tactical Grill Apron

[kawiracer14]

Perfect for Memorial Weekend Grilling:

http://gizmodo.com/a-tactical-apron-for-chefs-who-take-their-bbq-very-seri-509330400

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ohcq2z8r335jpg/k-bigpic.jpg

[joeyshoe]

mixed feelings... maybe FDE would be an improvement? still want though!

[Great-Kazoo]

Something black and heavy for the summer, standing by the grill, no thanks.

[joeyshoe]

Something black and heavy for the summer, standing by the grill, no thanks.

and nylon...if you catch on fire, you can wear it forever!!

[tmleadr03]

and nylon...if you catch on fire, you can wear it forever!!

100% cotton.

[Great-Kazoo]

Cotton, nylon, rayon, paint on who cares, Black and sunlight don't trip my trigger.

[HoneyBadger]

I think the idea is funny, but unless you were actually a member of a swat team or something, I think you'd just look stupid while sweating in front of your grill.

[tmleadr03]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNp-pNxiGM

Why the hell can't I post a youtube vid anymore?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNp-pNxiGM

[joeyshoe]

it looks kinda like "knight" armor...especially the other two pics in the link.

[kawiracer14]

The flag ray-bans would go perfect with it.

FDE would probably keep it cooler in the summer... but at least black won't show stains.

[KS63]

Umm.....okay?....

[jhirsh5280]

http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/10/bullet-shape-ice-cube-tray-makes-ak-47-ice-ammo.html

make sure you use these to cool your tacticool beverage

[BushMasterBoy]

keep it in the bedroom and hang sex toys from it...