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ANADRILL
06-11-2013, 12:39
http://www.kptv.com/story/22548141/search-on-for-missing-woman-at-washington-campground

RblDiver
06-11-2013, 12:43
I'd go with high as a kite and probably dead of frostbite.

Sawin
06-11-2013, 12:47
nah, I don't think she's dead yet. It's only been a day and a half, she's just out wandering in the wilderness naked, getting her jollies off.

davsel
06-11-2013, 12:54
19 year old female on a paved road at night with nothing on but a fanny pack? She's now in Bubba's basement.

Dingo
06-11-2013, 13:00
19 year old female on a paved road at night with nothing on but a fanny pack? She's now in Bubba's basement.

Naked 19 year old female? I'm surprised the goodly people of the local community aren't massing in record numbers to help her out... :-)

BushMasterBoy
06-11-2013, 13:17
What no pics?

Mtn.man
06-11-2013, 13:26
The fanny pack was equiped with an Obama sticker.

Zundfolge
06-11-2013, 13:33
Spiritual questing naked?

My bet is she's achieved spirithood.

ETA: I actually posted that as a joke, but the more I think about it I wouldn't at all be surprised if this wasn't a suicide. In many primitive cultures going off into the wilderness alone and unequipped is a method of suicide.

buffalobo
06-11-2013, 13:40
Naked stupid human wandering in the forest = lunch

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Clint45
06-11-2013, 13:40
LSD is bad for you. Apparently, she traversed a canyon in the middle of the night, naked and barefoot, and the trail ended after she reached the paved road at the other side.

Aloha_Shooter
06-11-2013, 13:55
What no pics?

http://kptv.images.worldnow.com/images/22548141_BG4.jpg

ImNtUrBuddyGuy
06-11-2013, 14:10
Something similar happened in California a few months ago:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/15/rescued-california-hikers_n_3279911.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/15/rescued-california-hikers_n_3279911.html)

A couple went hiking while High and got lost for 4 days. After authorities found them they were charged with possession of Meth.

Ronin13
06-11-2013, 14:11
First the girl on shrooms in Boulder, now this... Dammit, you silly hippy girls, learn how to function in the wilderness, or just get lost near me so I can find you... [Coffee]

ray1970
06-11-2013, 14:23
She probably just hitched a ride with someone when she got to the paves road.

That's what hippies do.

ImNtUrBuddyGuy
06-11-2013, 14:23
First the girl on shrooms in Boulder, now this... Dammit, you silly hippy girls, learn how to function in the wilderness, or just get lost near me so I can find you... [Coffee]

So true, hippies have been doing this for years--getting high in the wilderness on some hippie vision-quest.

I love how she only had a compass to navigate around; I am pretty certain getting oriented and finding your bearings while high is going to be extremely difficult.

ANADRILL
06-11-2013, 14:29
She can live off sunlight and water like that other freak in Washington state...

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/06/07/woman-attempting-to-live-on-nothing-but-water-and-sunlight-for-6-months/

Ronin13
06-11-2013, 14:33
She can live off sunlight and water like that other freak in Washington state...

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/06/07/woman-attempting-to-live-on-nothing-but-water-and-sunlight-for-6-months/
[ROFL1] Thus proving- Stupidity, it can be fatal. I wonder how she'll be in a few more weeks. We are not effing plants you dumb lady, luckily nature will remove you from the gene pool soon.

ANADRILL
06-11-2013, 14:39
Muahahaaha, I love to see people acting stupidly in the name of enlightenment....

TFOGGER
06-11-2013, 14:56
She calls it "living on light"...I call it"starving to death while delusional"...

spqrzilla
06-11-2013, 17:08
Camping in Colorado is never that much fun ...

HoneyBadger
06-11-2013, 17:36
I've got 10 bucks down that says she got eaten by wildlife. [Flower]

Dave_L
06-11-2013, 17:37
I've got 10 bucks down that says she got eaten by wildlife. [Flower]

Maybe a bear smelled tuna...