View Full Version : Naked spiritual Questing,and now missing...foul play, or still seeking visions?
ANADRILL
06-11-2013, 12:39
http://www.kptv.com/story/22548141/search-on-for-missing-woman-at-washington-campground
RblDiver
06-11-2013, 12:43
I'd go with high as a kite and probably dead of frostbite.
nah, I don't think she's dead yet. It's only been a day and a half, she's just out wandering in the wilderness naked, getting her jollies off.
19 year old female on a paved road at night with nothing on but a fanny pack? She's now in Bubba's basement.
19 year old female on a paved road at night with nothing on but a fanny pack? She's now in Bubba's basement.
Naked 19 year old female? I'm surprised the goodly people of the local community aren't massing in record numbers to help her out... :-)
BushMasterBoy
06-11-2013, 13:17
What no pics?
The fanny pack was equiped with an Obama sticker.
Zundfolge
06-11-2013, 13:33
Spiritual questing naked?
My bet is she's achieved spirithood.
ETA: I actually posted that as a joke, but the more I think about it I wouldn't at all be surprised if this wasn't a suicide. In many primitive cultures going off into the wilderness alone and unequipped is a method of suicide.
buffalobo
06-11-2013, 13:40
Naked stupid human wandering in the forest = lunch
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LSD is bad for you. Apparently, she traversed a canyon in the middle of the night, naked and barefoot, and the trail ended after she reached the paved road at the other side.
Aloha_Shooter
06-11-2013, 13:55
What no pics?
http://kptv.images.worldnow.com/images/22548141_BG4.jpg
ImNtUrBuddyGuy
06-11-2013, 14:10
Something similar happened in California a few months ago:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/15/rescued-california-hikers_n_3279911.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/15/rescued-california-hikers_n_3279911.html)
A couple went hiking while High and got lost for 4 days. After authorities found them they were charged with possession of Meth.
First the girl on shrooms in Boulder, now this... Dammit, you silly hippy girls, learn how to function in the wilderness, or just get lost near me so I can find you... [Coffee]
She probably just hitched a ride with someone when she got to the paves road.
That's what hippies do.
ImNtUrBuddyGuy
06-11-2013, 14:23
First the girl on shrooms in Boulder, now this... Dammit, you silly hippy girls, learn how to function in the wilderness, or just get lost near me so I can find you... [Coffee]
So true, hippies have been doing this for years--getting high in the wilderness on some hippie vision-quest.
I love how she only had a compass to navigate around; I am pretty certain getting oriented and finding your bearings while high is going to be extremely difficult.
ANADRILL
06-11-2013, 14:29
She can live off sunlight and water like that other freak in Washington state...
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/06/07/woman-attempting-to-live-on-nothing-but-water-and-sunlight-for-6-months/
She can live off sunlight and water like that other freak in Washington state...
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/06/07/woman-attempting-to-live-on-nothing-but-water-and-sunlight-for-6-months/
[ROFL1] Thus proving- Stupidity, it can be fatal. I wonder how she'll be in a few more weeks. We are not effing plants you dumb lady, luckily nature will remove you from the gene pool soon.
ANADRILL
06-11-2013, 14:39
Muahahaaha, I love to see people acting stupidly in the name of enlightenment....
She calls it "living on light"...I call it"starving to death while delusional"...
spqrzilla
06-11-2013, 17:08
Camping in Colorado is never that much fun ...
HoneyBadger
06-11-2013, 17:36
I've got 10 bucks down that says she got eaten by wildlife. [Flower]
I've got 10 bucks down that says she got eaten by wildlife. [Flower]
Maybe a bear smelled tuna...
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