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ray1970
06-12-2013, 19:11
I win.

So last night at the hotel I was walking past the vending machine and saw some Skittles that were calling my name. Seventy- five cents seemed fairly reasonable and I knew I had quarters out in my truck. I was heading out to the parking lot to grab a refreshing beverage from the cooler in the be of a coworkers truck anyways so I figured I would just grab some quarters while I was out there.

Well, I went an grabbed my beverage and made it all the way back to my room before I realized I forgot to grab the quarters.

No big deal. The machine took dollar bills too.

So, went to the vending machine with my dollar bill and apparently it was only taking exact change.

Remembered seeing a vending machine on the first floor with Skittles too so headed down there.

That machine was also only taking coins.

Since I was on the ground floor anyways, I figured I could go to the truck and get those quarters.

Get to the truck only to realize I has left the keys in the room.

By the time I got back to the room I just gave up.

So...:

Tonight I remembered to grab some quarters from the truck and got my Skittles in the way back up to the room.

I win.

GilpinGuy
06-12-2013, 19:14
Well done, sir. Well done.

Fentonite
06-12-2013, 19:14
What, there were no Cheetos in the machine?!?

Ah Pook
06-12-2013, 19:17
Prior proper planning...

ray1970
06-12-2013, 19:21
What, there were no Cheetos in the machine?!?

Nope.

Damn it.

Might have to pick some up at Walmart in the morning.

sniper7
06-12-2013, 19:21
nice!

BuffCyclist
06-12-2013, 19:31
Haha, thats the universe telling you that you don't need skittles. Happens to me ALL the freaking time. But like you, I can't give up so I continue my pursuit until I prosper.

Lurch
06-12-2013, 19:33
The question is how many Walmart's did you drive by during the day that you could of got the big bag from?[Peep]

WETWRKS
06-12-2013, 20:08
So...tell me again...skittles is code for cocane?

Mtn.man
06-12-2013, 20:16
Hate to see what you do in a bug out scenario.

Great-Kazoo
06-12-2013, 20:54
If you were really on top of it , you would have stopped in any store and paid 1/2 that. Plus the chances of getting anything but stale ones increases.

Zundfolge
06-12-2013, 21:01
Maybe it's all the Maker's + Vanilla Coke I've been drinking tonite (and yes, vanilla coke makes a superior bourbon an coke ... I could start a thread explaining why but I think I'd bore and annoy most of you ... all I'm saying is if you're a bourbon and coke fan, try it once with vanilla coke and tell me if you agree that the vanilla brings out the complexities of the bourbon or not ... or what ever ... fuck, I'm rambling again).

Anyway ... Skittles ... yeah, that's what brought me here. Oh just go to the effin' link already http://mixthatdrink.com/skittles-vodka-tutorial/

sheesh I talk too much.

Mtn.man
06-12-2013, 21:12
skittles, travon, not good.,,

crashdown
06-12-2013, 21:14
Maybe it's all the Maker's + Vanilla Coke I've been drinking tonite (and yes, vanilla coke makes a superior bourbon an coke ... I could start a thread explaining why but I think I'd bore and annoy most of you ... all I'm saying is if you're a bourbon and coke fan, try it once with vanilla coke and tell me if you agree that the vanilla brings out the complexities of the bourbon or not ... or what ever ... fuck, I'm rambling again).

Anyway ... Skittles ... yeah, that's what brought me here. Oh just go to the effin' link already http://mixthatdrink.com/skittles-vodka-tutorial/

sheesh I talk too much.

Vanilla Coke makes any crappy liquor better. Hell.....I drink Vanilla Coke Zero and Vodka when I'm watching my girlish figure.

Bailey Guns
06-12-2013, 21:29
That was a good story. Except that now I kinda want some Skittles...

Bailey Guns
06-12-2013, 21:30
...in my bourbon.

Bailey Guns
06-12-2013, 21:31
Hey...I need something to wash down the Cheetos.

TFOGGER
06-12-2013, 21:32
*NSFW if your work has no sense of humor*


http://youtu.be/qvgYAwDORo4

ray1970
06-12-2013, 22:06
Anyway ... Skittles ... yeah, that's what brought me here. Oh just go to the effin' link already http://mixthatdrink.com/skittles-vodka-tutorial/

sheesh I talk too much.

Dang it. Might have to try that just for something to do. I can get the vodka and Skittles at Walmart in the morning and I bet the girls at the front desk would hook me up with some coffee filters. (They are very attentive to my needs)


*NSFW if your work has no sense of humor*


http://youtu.be/qvgYAwDORo4

Hadn't seen that one yet. Pretty funny stuff.

kwando
06-12-2013, 22:39
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/null_zps20973246.jpg

GilpinGuy
06-13-2013, 00:23
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/null_zps20973246.jpg

Looks yummy! [Beer]