Dinner with Rich Wyatt, only $149

[funkymonkey1111]

I put this in general since I didn't think anyone here would go (not really buyer intel). If you want, it's on the Denver Daily Deals:

World Famous Gunsmoke! As seen on The Discovery Channel is offering an Introduction to Firearms and Dinner Event for One Person for only $149! ($299.99 value)



Only 200 tickets available!
Providing Unparalleled Quality in Firearms, Firearms Accessories, Gunsmithing, and Firearms Instruction.
Gunsmoke offers the most fun, informative concealed carry classes available in the United States and runs the largest firearms training facility in the state of Colorado.
Gunsmoke features Master Gunsmith and instructor Rich Wyatt.
Gunsmoke builds the finest in custom firearms, from heavy rifles for African adventures to defensive pistols.
Whatever calibre or action, Gunsmoke will build your gun to your specification.


Nothing speaks to the gunslinger Old West more than Gunsmoke – and we're talking about the gun shop in Wheat Ridge, not the TV show! World Famous Gunsmoke, as seen on The Discovery Channel, is offering gun enthusiasts an Introduction to Fire Arms and Dinner Event for only $149!

An Introduction to Fire Arms and Dinner Event on July 27th for one person $149 ($299 value) deal includes:
• Experience shooting a variety of guns
• Classroom Fire Arm Safety
• Gun Handling
• Mental Preparation
• Decisional Shooting
• Situational Awareness
• Live Fire Shooting (one on one with coach)
• Photo opportunities with the cast and autograph signing
• Event will be scheduled on Saturday, July 27th starting at 2 p.m., lasting 5-6 hours
• Dinner will be provided
• Location of Gunsmoke's private range will be given to purchasers only

Gunsmoke provides unparalleled quality in firearms, firearms accessories, gunsmithing and firearms instruction. It offers the most fun, informative concealed carry classes available in the United States and runs the largest firearms training facility in the state of Colorado. The Gunsmoke family is headed by renowned master gunsmith and instructor Rich Wyatt. Find out why the expertise of the Wyatts and their staff has made them famous – take advantage of these great offers from Gunsmoke today!

[cysoto]

I bet it is already sold out.

[mtnhack]

It would be awesome if it were cancelled due to lack of interest.

[Wulf202]

Dinner with wulf is only the cost of a steak.

[Wulf202]

your cost or mine?

All prices are obo at this point.

[Singlestack]

Man, I'm going! This is my "in" to have my picture taken with the giraffe!!!![Flower]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I'm gonna need an hj at least from the daughter for that price.

[sniper7]

I'm gonna need an hj at least from the daughter for that price.


Whats wrong with you man. You take an artwork you have spent your entire life mastering and you are going to let her completely fail!

Plus....have you seen the throat on that chick!

[Mazin]

Wonder if giraffe neck will be in attendance with old cross eye.


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[james_bond_007]

I'll bet if you go to the dinner on July 27th, he'll sell you some 30 rd mags ....[oops]

Remember, he's known for interpreting the laws "correctly" while the rest of the world interprets them wrong.
(Flashback to the Tom Martino interview about the woman he made purchase a gun before the BGC. When it failed, he would not give her her $$$ back. He claimed the law required the gun to be purchased BEFORE a BCG...the rest of the world disagreed)

[Ronin13]

I'd much rather have dinner with Paige! But I would hope it doesn't cost me $150... unless there is a chance for a second date (and more later on down the road!). [Coffee]

[rondog]

I'd rather have dinner with Ronald McDonald - at least he admits he's a clown.

[hatidua]

only $149! ($299.99 value)

The term 'value' has completely lost its meaning...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I say we all chip in a couple bucks and send Jim or Bailey Guns out there...

[airborneranger]

I'd much rather have dinner with Paige! But I would hope it doesn't cost me $150... unless there is a chance for a second date (and more later on down the road!). [Coffee]

You'd be better off spending your money at a "gentleman's club"

[Ronin13]

You'd be better off spending your money at a "gentleman's club"
Except when I go to Shotgun Willy's I don't stand a chance of getting some after... at least with Paige... maybe?

[Mazin]

Except when I go to Shotgun Willy's I don't stand a chance of getting some after... at least with Paige... maybe?

Naw ol cross eye would hook you up though ;)


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[airborneranger]

Except when I go to Shotgun Willy's I don't stand a chance of getting some after... at least with Paige... maybe?

Nope. Going out with her will cost you more and you will still go home with blue balls.

[Bailey Guns]

I say we all chip in a couple bucks and send Jim or Bailey Guns out there...

Sure. Chip in. Send me the cash. I'll buy a ticket. I promise.

[funkymonkey1111]

I bet it is already sold out.

just checked--6 people have registered. Somebody's got to fund their lawyers!

the deal is open for 9 more days, people!

[Ah Pook]

200 tickets? I see a perfect chance for a "flash mob", if we bought all the tickets. [Muaha]

[ZERO THEORY]

Some years ago, my grandmother rented rooms to gunsmithing students, and Mines students. My family knows Rich because he often came by; knowing lots of them (even hiring a few). Well, in about 2002, he hired a close family friend who is now a deputy in a small Alaska town. Now, Rich was never a particularly polite or pleasant fellow, but after seeing the way he treated this individual, I really couldn't take him seriously.

So one day last year, I figured what the hell and stopped into his new shop (he used to be located in what was essentially an oversized shed on 38th and Wads). I asked if they carried complete uppers and was scoffed at. Apparently, all they do is engrave $900 Colts and sell them for 2K. Never again.

Still have yet to see the show. I think I'll keep it that way.

[KS63]

I'll pay $150 to have him go away.

[BPTactical]

Dear Rich,
I am not sorry that you have had to resort to cheap pandering in an attempt to keep your head above water and your ass out of jail for tax evasion.
Regretfully I shall not attend your event even though the advertised price is quite a deal.
I would rather spend my hard earned money on a root canal and colonoscopy which are scheduled to be done simultainiously.
It should produce the same sensations as listening to your drivel.
Respectfully yours

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Dear Rich,
I am not sorry that you have had to resort to cheap pandering in an attempt to keep your head above water and your ass out of jail fortax evasion.
Regretfully I shall not attend your event even though the advertised price is quite a deal.
I would rather spend my hard earned money on a root canal and colonoscopy which are scheduled to be done simultainiously.
It should produce the same sensations as listening to your drivel.
Respectfully yours

Can I have your autograph?

[funkymonkey1111]

Dear Rich,
I am not sorry that you have had to resort to cheap pandering in an attempt to keep your head above water and your ass out of jail fortax evasion.
Regretfully I shall not attend your event even though the advertised price is quite a deal.
I would rather spend my hard earned money on a root canal and colonoscopy which are scheduled to be done simultainiously.
It should produce the same sensations as listening to your drivel.
Respectfully yours

without anesthesia

[Ronin13]

Dear Rich,
I am not sorry that you have had to resort to cheap pandering in an attempt to keep your head above water and your ass out of jail for tax evasion.
Regretfully I shall not attend your event even though the advertised price is quite a deal.
I would rather spend my hard earned money on a root canal and colonoscopy which are scheduled to be done simultainiously.
It should produce the same sensations as listening to your drivel.
Respectfully yours
My question is- and this is especially worrying- if he's having so much money trouble, how come he asked me about being a sponsor for next year's Evergreen Rodeo? Maybe he was going to donate the money on credit from some loan shark or something? Very odd how that man works. But talking with him personally a couple weeks ago at the rodeo, he was very friendly- Paige just smiled and said hi.

[airborneranger]

My question is- and this is especially worrying- if he's having so much money trouble, how come he asked me about being a sponsor for next year's Evergreen Rodeo? Maybe he was going to donate the money on credit from some loan shark or something? Very odd how that man works. But talking with him personally a couple weeks ago at the rodeo, he was very friendly- Paige just smiled and said hi.

You never mentioned that you were a rodeo clown. WTH? [Poke]

[Ronin13]

You never mentioned that you were a rodeo clown. WTH? [Poke]
Are you kidding? Hell no! I don't have big enough balls (or low enough IQ) to get into an arena with an angry bull.

[spqrzilla]

'Cause he's a BS artist, Ronin. That's why he pretended to be interested to be a sponsor.

[BPTactical]

You never mentioned that you were a rodeo clown. WTH? [Poke]

I doubt that Rich mentioned it was the "Gay Pride Rump Rider Rectum Recker Rodeo" either...

[Ronin13]

'Cause he's a BS artist, Ronin. That's why he pretended to be interested to be a sponsor.
Most likely... I'm kinda glad the association president wasn't around when I talked to Rich, that would have been sad to see the introduction, Rich say he's interested, then months down the road nothing...

[funkymonkey1111]

Last chance--this dinner is today! (I rec'd another reminder from Denver Daily Deals). 29 folks signed up for the Rich Wyatt experience.

[MarkCO]

Maybe Dudley will go[ROFL3]

[kidicarus13]

Will Paige be there? No? I'm out.

[stoner01]

Maybe Dudley will go[ROFL3]

I hope they are both in a car that is hit by a train. Two of the most worthless fucks in the CO gun community.

[buffalobo]

Is the dinner out at The Bluffs?

I saw his Gunsmoke truck out there on my way home from CRC.

Too close to my neighborhood. Wish he would stay out west with Ronin. :eek::D



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[tmleadr03]

Except when I go to Shotgun Willy's I don't stand a chance of getting some after... at least with Paige... maybe?

Trust me when I say you can rent their time. And it is still cheaper then getting it "free".


ETA: This post is not indicative of me having availed myself of those services.

[spqrzilla]

Trust me when I say you can rent their time. And it is still cheaper then getting it "free".


Much wisdom, Chris.

[centrarchidae]

Is the dinner out at The Bluffs?

I saw his Gunsmoke truck out there on my way home from CRC.

Too close to my neighborhood. Wish he would stay out west with Ronin. :eek::D

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He teaches out there. Back when he was reinventing law enforcement up in the hills and fighting the good fight against that gun-grabbing communist Sheriff Wegener (but before he was promoted to Chief Inmate) I was dumb enough to take a class from him out there.

Okay, maybe half a class. He disappeared for the second weekend.

I guess the food was okay, anyway.