View Full Version : The UNOFFICIAL WHAT IF THREAD
Great-Kazoo
07-02-2013, 12:10
WHAT IF SOMEONE I KNOW GIVES ME MAGAZINES WHEN I AM IN ANOTHER STATE?
What if i run into someone else from CO and we each have guns we like that are each others?
What if my magazine holds 15 rounds, does the one in the chamber count as one on the magazine.
[Bang] [Bang] [Bang]
REALLY folks The mods have set R&R for the new era of gun laws trading post. How about "WE" show some fukin common sense and stop the ongoing rash of hand wringing, WHAT IF'S.
WANT TO KNOW WHAT IF. SPEND THE MONEY ON AN ATTORNEY.
ETA: IF (key word) IF someone from here was caught in a sting operation. All that crap could very well fall back on the mods.
Great-Kazoo
07-02-2013, 12:28
what if your sister had a dick? would she be your brother?
She'd be my ex wife. Why she start calling you again. ;)
WANT TO KNOW WHAT IF. SPEND THE MONEY ON AN ATTORNEY.
Exacty.
What if this and what if that? I agree with Jim, all these "what if" scenarios are getting old... and every time I look at the legislation & politics thread there is a new "Magazine question".
bellavite1
07-02-2013, 12:37
She'd be my ex wife. Why she start calling you again. ;)
COMEBACK OF THE YEAR!
[Beer]
sellersm
07-02-2013, 12:41
Full of win!
Sharpienads
07-02-2013, 12:42
What if my dog eats my huge capaicity amminishun massacre clip? Am I still considered to be in "continuous possesion"? What if my dog eats it in CO, but shits it out in Wyoming while on a hunting trip? What if my dog eats my huge clip and my buddy's huge clip full of bullets in CO, but shits them out in WY whilst on a hunting trip, and we're not sure which magazine belongs to which person? Will anyone give a fuck then?
My guess is no.
Chad4000
07-02-2013, 13:29
ahh come on.. we debate laws and interpretations all the time here ;) aint that big a deal... and some of them are actually good questions. you wanna make 100% sure, that's when you get a lawyer.
Tinelement
07-02-2013, 13:33
What if all the tape measures are actually wrong?
spqrzilla
07-02-2013, 13:38
ahh come on.. we debate laws and interpretations all the time here ;) aint that big a deal... and some of them are actually good questions. you wanna make 100% sure, that's when you get a lawyer.
Most of the questions are amazingly bad.
RblDiver
07-02-2013, 13:39
What if you COULD believe it's not butter?
what if your sister had a dick? would she be your brother?
She'd be my ex wife. Why she start calling you again. ;)
Those two posts make this thread awesome, hands down, PERIOD. [ROFL1]
LSHMSFOAIDMT
What if all the tape measures are actually wrong?
Only when I use them bro!
Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".
Jeffrey Lebowski
07-02-2013, 13:45
What if you don't click on threads you don't like? Do they still exist? Do they still enrage?
brokenscout
07-02-2013, 13:49
I don't think the Attorneys even know. "What ifs" are the back bone of the GD [Coffee]
cfortune
07-02-2013, 13:51
http://lolimage.com/img/ups/4076192031335878215.jpeg
Great-Kazoo
07-02-2013, 13:55
What if you don't click on threads you don't like? Do they still exist? Do they still enrage?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPG3VDMfMes
And dont text "What ifs" either...The man is watching those also.
[Coffee]
Rooskibar03
07-02-2013, 13:59
I just pray none of us are the ones colorado decides to set a precedent with.
Sadly someone is likely gonna get out through the ringer before we find out if and how any of these new laws will stick.
Jeffrey Lebowski
07-02-2013, 14:17
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Jeffrey Lebowski
07-02-2013, 14:18
I just pray none of us are the ones colorado decides to set a precedent with.
Sadly someone is likely gonna get out through the ringer before we find out if and how any of these new laws will stick.
Personally, I'm hoping the lawsuit and/or legislative action takes them down before any individual does anything remarkable. $0.02
Those two posts make this thread awesome, hands down, PERIOD. [ROFL1]
LSHMSFOAIDMT
If she had a dick, why would she have periods?
Lex_Luthor
07-02-2013, 15:10
If she had a dick, why would she still be a "she" and not a "he"?
Jeffrey Lebowski
07-02-2013, 15:13
If she had a dick, why would she still be a "she" and not a "he"?
http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/24/us/colorado-transgender-girl-school/
Welcome to Colorado. Your parts don't even matter when determining if you want to be a "she" or a "he" anymore.
Bailey Guns
07-02-2013, 15:18
What if there's another Mohican?
What if there's another Mohican?
[ROFL1]
Interesting supposition!
What if there's another Mohican?
Oh that would be the day. One can only wish.
Circuits
07-02-2013, 16:09
What if I have a safe, sane and legal 15rd magazine acquired after July 1, 2013, but over time the spring compresses a bit too much and I can squeeze in a 16th round!?!?!
What if snozberries don't really taste like snozberries?
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
WHAT IF I do not want to pay for an attorney for this stupid legal advice?
Great-Kazoo
07-02-2013, 16:22
If she had a dick, why would she have periods?
English Teacher
ChunkyMonkey
07-02-2013, 16:29
I swear.. each time Jim says something, I felt what Moses felt on Mount Sinai.
I feel like his meds have kicked in
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Blockhead
07-02-2013, 16:46
You named this the Unofficial What If Thread, but then your first post said no more What Ifs? Well, which is it?
Great-Kazoo
07-02-2013, 16:48
I feel like his meds have kicked in
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHoKEd-Gjo&list=PL52D08D6EA7B12376
Great-Kazoo
07-02-2013, 16:50
You named this the Unofficial What If Thread, but then your first post said no more What Ifs? Well, which is it?
What if there were no more What If's??
This threads would have died before it's inception. I think........
Goodburbon
07-02-2013, 17:01
ETA: IF (key word) IF someone from here was caught in a sting operation. All that crap could very well fall back on the mods.
They've chosen to insert themselves into the transaction instead of just running a website. Not my problem.
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What if all the tape measures are actually wrong?
hahaha i like this one...
and if the numbers are wrong? the real ones will be 7, 4, 1, 0, etc lol
liberty19
07-02-2013, 17:43
What if I eat my pop-tart into the shape of a magazine?
Great-Kazoo
07-02-2013, 17:55
What if I eat my pop-tart into the shape of a magazine?
it's a single stack you're gtg. Just don't put 2 side by side.
What IF I could go back in time and PM Jim and tell him NOT to post this thread?
Is that a time paradox happening and will we all pop like pigeons on alka seltzers?
Great-Kazoo
07-02-2013, 18:34
What IF I could go back in time and PM Jim and tell him NOT to post this thread?
Is that a time paradox happening and will we all pop like pigeons on alka seltzers?
I could delete it and do a WHY NOT? thread. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
jerrymrc
07-02-2013, 21:24
I could delete it and do a WHY NOT? thread. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
NO.
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