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JM Ver. 2.0
07-05-2013, 21:48
So this is the plan for this thread… I’m going to post my thoughts that I have throughout the night… I’m going to type them, semi in order, in an MS Word document and post the whole thing all at once. Some will be mini rants, some will be happy, funny, sad… Whatever, it should be a good time…
SO! Let the games begin…
#1: Just checked my eBay feedback to make sure everything is on the up and up… Received a positive rating from a woman who says she likes the pull over she got, liked the fast priority mail shipping, but then proceeded to bitch about the cost of shipping. Lady, you got a $75+ North Face Flight Series jacket for $15.50 + $7 shipping, bringing your total to a whopping $22.50. PLUS, you got it in TWO DAYS. I shipped it the SAME DAY YOU PAID ME! Next time, I’ll be sure to use standard snail mail at a discounted rate… I’m sure you’ll complain about slow shipping times then… Some people are never happy…
#2: This boil the water thing is killing me… Do you have any idea what a logistical nightmare it is to have a boil alert in a detention facility? 6,000+ bottles of water so far… Never mind all the panic, “I DRANK THE WATER!!!!!!!” It’s going to be a long two days…
#3: Living in Littleton in a tiny ass townhome with my girlfriend sucks… Not the living with the girlfriend part… The tiny ass townhome part… All my guns, my hockey stuff, my eBay sale stuff, my reloading stuff… All that is at my parents house in Westminster. If I want to use any of it or if I need any of it… 35 minute drive and a ton of gas…
#4: I’ve met a ton of cool people on this forum… I should give some of them a little cred…
Monky: You’ve been a good friend. Thank you for everything you’ve done for me.
KevDen: Same as Monky, thank you.
BuckarooBonsai: Thank you for all your help and advice, Randy.
Jim: Thanks for all the help and knowledge you’ve shared with me.
ChunkyMonkey: Thanks for being a cool guy. I’ll be stopping in for lunch a lot more often.
Omicron: Well…. You’re a mod…. So uh… Yeah… EDIT: This was a joke. I'm not calling you out. I'm not saying mean things about you. Sheesh.... A guy tries to be nice and say thank you and he gets bitched at....
Everyone else except for a very slight few: You’re all great people and I hope to shoot with you one day.
Yeah… The novelty of this has worn off already… I’m just going to post what I have. Maybe I’ll add to it later…
Best part of the night so far? One of my favorite TV shows is on YouTube… EVERY SINGLE FULL EPISODE!!!
SA Friday
07-05-2013, 21:54
TAG, in for the [Train]
[Pop]
JM, you preparing for something... Like coming out?
What do you call a Sheriff, with a keyboard and too much time on his hands????
Great-Kazoo
07-05-2013, 22:03
So this is the plan for this thread… I’m going to post my thoughts that I have throughout the night… I’m going to type them, semi in order, in an MS Word document and post the whole thing all at once. Some will be mini rants, some will be happy, funny, sad… Whatever, it should be a good time…
SO! Let the games begin…
#1: Just checked my eBay feedback to make sure everything is on the up and up… Received a positive rating from a woman who says she likes the pull over she got, liked the fast priority mail shipping, but then proceeded to bitch about the cost of shipping. Lady, you got a $75+ North Face Flight Series jacket for $15.50 + $7 shipping, bringing your total to a whopping $22.50. PLUS, you got it in TWO DAYS. I shipped it the SAME DAY YOU PAID ME! Next time, I’ll be sure to use standard snail mail at a discounted rate… I’m sure you’ll complain about slow shipping times then… Some people are never happy…
#2: This boil the water thing is killing me… Do you have any idea what a logistical nightmare it is to have a boil alert in a detention facility? 6,000+ bottles of water so far… Never mind all the panic, “I DRANK THE WATER!!!!!!!” It’s going to be a long two days…
#3: Living in Littleton in a tiny ass townhome with my girlfriend sucks… Not the living with the girlfriend part… The tiny ass townhome part… All my guns, my hockey stuff, my eBay sale stuff, my reloading stuff… All that is at my parents house in Westminster. If I want to use any of it or if I need any of it… 35 minute drive and a ton of gas…
#4: I’ve met a ton of cool people on this forum… I should give some of them a little cred…
Monky: You’ve been a good friend. Thank you for everything you’ve done for me.
KevDen: Same as Monky, thank you.
BuckarooBonsai: Thank you for all your help and advice, Randy.
Jim: Thanks for all the help and knowledge you’ve shared with me.
ChunkyMonkey: Thanks for being a cool guy. I’ll be stopping in for lunch a lot more often.
Omicron: Well…. You’re a mod…. So uh… Yeah…
Everyone else except for a very slight few: You’re all great people and I hope to shoot with you one day.
Yeah… The novelty of this has worn off already… I’m just going to post what I have. Maybe I’ll add to it later…
Best part of the night so far? One of my favorite TV shows is on YouTube… EVERY SINGLE FULL EPISODE!!!
Thought you gave up watching Chicks with Dicks ?
BTW: i have your ammo
JM Ver. 2.0
07-05-2013, 22:28
TAG, in for the [Train]
[Pop]
You're just mad you're lumped in with the rest of the mods.
JM, you preparing for something... Like coming out?
I'm not coming out... Did you miss the part where I said I live with my girlfriend?
What do you call a Sheriff, with a keyboard and too much time on his hands????
Me.
Thought you gave up watching Chicks with Dicks ?
BTW: i have your ammo
Thank you. And the show is called "Are You Being Served?"
Coming out thread!
You wish. I've told you I don't roll that way.
Great-Kazoo
07-05-2013, 22:32
AUBS. Is a good show
Let the inmates drink the funky water, thin out the herd a bit. Maybe even serve as a deterrent since we know laws don't work.
JM Ver. 2.0
07-05-2013, 22:37
Let the inmates drink the funky water, thin out the herd a bit. Maybe even serve as a deterrent since we know laws don't work.
I have to shower in it... Not looking forward to it.
Great-Kazoo
07-05-2013, 22:38
Let the inmates drink the funky water, thin out the herd a bit. Maybe even serve as a deterrent since we know laws don't work.
Some acscrewu atty would get them $5M .then we'd be paying them twice as much as it cost now.
We've got a combination of #20 here: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/23/21-writers-workshops/
and #122 here: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/02/24/122-moleskine-notebooks/
It sounds like you need to start looking for a nice home with plenty of storage space, JM!
JM Ver. 2.0
07-05-2013, 22:47
It sounds like you need to start looking for a nice home with plenty of storage space, JM!
That is the plan... Just need to figure out how to afford it.
DangerLee_Industries
07-05-2013, 22:53
I have nothing to add to this thread but a smilie of exploding proportions..... [microwave]
That is the plan... Just need to figure out how to afford it.
Well, since you're coming out, you can now whore yourself out to men also!
blacklabel
07-05-2013, 23:12
If you're going to come out, it might as well be to a couple hundred conservative males.
USAFGopherMike
07-05-2013, 23:28
If you're going to come out, it might as well be to a couple hundred conservative males.
No safer place?
KevDen2005
07-06-2013, 00:50
Dude are you dying? Or is this like when you leave your email open at work and then the entire city receives and email from you?
cfortune
07-06-2013, 01:07
My computer teacher in junior high was flamboyantly gay, had a punk iMac, and was married, to a woman. He wasn't fooling anyone either ;)
USAFGopherMike
07-06-2013, 03:24
There's a term for that.. gay dudes with the fake wife.
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 05:18
Kaiser has locked me out of my online medical stuff.... AGAIN.... I'm really getting sick of having to call their stupid number to reset my password... All I want to do is renew my scrips... I needs my scrips... I've only got 3 days worth left...
USAFGopherMike
07-06-2013, 06:17
3 days worth of blue pills will go a long way.
StagLefty
07-06-2013, 07:25
3 days worth of blue pills will go a long way.
Spray starch in an emergency [ROFL3]
jerrymrc
07-06-2013, 07:26
I have seen strange threads before but this one qualifies as out there. BTW. This ain't Facebook where we need to know how many sheets of TP you used to wipe your ass.
And yes this is GD and yes I am one of the evil staff. Please, give it a break before you [Hang] yourself.
hghclsswhitetrsh
07-06-2013, 07:31
IBTL!
im sure jm will be dancing in his princess underoos to this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-mjl63e0ms
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 08:22
I have seen strange threads before but this one qualifies as out there. BTW. This ain't Facebook where we need to know how many sheets of TP you used to wipe your ass.
And yes this is GD and yes I am one of the evil staff. Please, give it a break before you [Hang] yourself.
You're taking this way too seriously, my friend......
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
You know I am trained as a Mental Health First Aid Responder.............you got my number.
[Coffee]
Quit drinking the water.....................
Hanging out to dry thread?
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 08:47
And just so everyone knows..... I'm not calling out Omicron or even saying anything bad about him.
I specifically named him because he's always been there for me to bitch to about everything.
I'm not calling anyone out. Paul is my friend.
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
Paul is my friend.
does paul know ? or is this one of those not so secret crushes [Coffee]
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 08:58
does paul know ? or is this one of those not so secret crushes [Coffee]
Just ignore the shrine in the corner.........
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
Just ignore the shrine in the corner.........
[LOL][Beer]
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 09:16
[dig]
Lol
That's a mighty small shovel for the hole I'm in......... :D
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
OtterbatHellcat
07-06-2013, 09:28
JM...I think you're doing fine brother.
p.s. ....I drink heavily sometimes too.
10mm-man
07-06-2013, 10:15
I want in on the thread that get's JM a perma hanging..... Just in case it goes that way! IN.....
Keep digging JM, I know you can do it!! O and these are just for you- [ROFL1][ROFL2][LOL] one more-[beatdeadhorse]
OtterbatHellcat
07-06-2013, 10:18
Hell, he's just sharing his thoughts, nothing wrong with that really.
We are all doing that.
theGinsue
07-06-2013, 10:24
Naw, while this thread is odd, I don't see a ban coming.
BTW, you folks are vicious. "Coming out", really? Damn guys.
Sometimes a brother just has to vent about all of lifes BS. I do it but you don't call me gay...at least you'd better not (Ginsue says whilst grinning and polishing "the Hammer").
OtterbatHellcat
07-06-2013, 10:28
lol
jerrymrc
07-06-2013, 11:23
Naw, while this thread is odd, I don't see a ban coming.
BTW, you folks are vicious. "Coming out", really? Damn guys.
Sometimes a brother just has to vent about all of lifes BS. I do it but you don't call me gay...at least you'd better not (Ginsue says whilst grinning and polishing "the Hammer").
I think they took my comment the wrong way. I meant hang yourself as in make a total ass out of yourself. But then when I think about it that would be like...... [beatdeadhorse]
I'm thinking JM was hitting the whiskey in a jar last night.
But if he is indeed coming out...
http://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E
HoneyBadger
07-06-2013, 11:39
Dang JM, no shout out for the birthday card pics? lol
I think they took my comment the wrong way. I meant hang yourself as in make a total ass out of yourself. But then when I think about it that would be like...... [beatdeadhorse]
ROFL!
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 14:09
Anyone down for some lunch at Bambu? Say.... 3:00?
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
clublights
07-06-2013, 14:33
Peter Jacobsen was married to Fran Drescher.
Hearing her voice day in day out.. I might switch teams too ......
[ROFL3] [handbags]
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 14:35
Dang JM, no shout out for the birthday card pics? lol
All those patches I got from you are gone.... Assholes as work snatched em up quick.
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
Geeezzee JM, had to go to Ginsue huh...........
lol
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 17:56
Geeezzee JM, had to go to Ginsue huh...........
lol
You jelly, sexy pants?
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
OtterbatHellcat
07-06-2013, 18:03
Dave, that is really awful.
buffalobo
07-06-2013, 19:47
C'mon guys, JM works for every thump he gets.
[pick-me] [hammer] [Stick] [rockon]
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 19:49
C'mon guys, JM works for every thump he gets.
[pick-me] [hammer] [Stick] [rockon]
Very true... None of my bans have been undeserving.
I deserved every one of them...
OtterbatHellcat
07-06-2013, 20:05
I wasn't here for those, so I don't know. You just came back from your last one when I became a member here at this great establishment.
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 20:09
I wasn't here for those, so I don't know. You just came back from your last one when I became a member here at this great establishment.
No... I was just coming back from my FIRST ONE when you became a member... I served my second one shortly after you joined....
None of my bans have been undeserving.
I deserved every one of them...
Wow... If this isn't ass kissin at its best! Now I know why Monky keeps you around.... ;)
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 20:19
Wow... If this isn't ass kissin at its best! Now I know why Monky keeps you around.... ;)
To feed the cat while he's down there with you...
To feed the cat while he's down there with you...
LOL, so, you feed his pussy..... interesting........
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 20:25
LOL, so, you feed his pussy..... interesting........
Twice a day!
OtterbatHellcat
07-06-2013, 20:26
I stand corrected....standing correctly would benefit me moreover.
Twice a day!
Huh... now I know why he comes to Trinidad so much........
LOL, so, you feed his pussy..... interesting........
After reading he watches AYBS all I can think of is Mrs Slocumb..... Mr Humphries, are you free? [LOL]
Are we going to get another report about your thoughts tonight JM?
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 21:12
After reading he watches AYBS all I can think of is Mrs Slocumb..... Mr Humphries, are you free? [LOL]
Dude, I love that show... I've watched that show on PBS since I was like, 8 years old.
Back then you could pick up the audio for it on FM radio... Way down in the 80.00 range.... I used to listen to that if I was in the car with my family. I made them turn it on.
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 21:13
Are we going to get another report about your thoughts tonight JM?
Possibly... You enjoyed the train wreck?
Possibly... You enjoyed the train wreck?
How could you not?
Back in the 80's PBS was one of five channels we got, so BBC shows at night were a favorite of my mom's. We'd watch AYBS, Waiting for God and Keeping Up Appearances.
JM Ver. 2.0
07-06-2013, 21:38
Keeping Up Appearances was my mom's favorite show.
TriggerHappy
07-07-2013, 00:06
3 days worth of blue pills will go a long way.
SHould last "him" a year.... hehehe
and... In the before the Lock.
monky hasn't gotten in yet, so it isn't going to get locked
What the fuck is aybs?
Spyder I'll see you next weekend. Prepare to come drink.
JM, bitchy kitty thanks you for feeding her.
Trigger at the current rate those pills would last me a lifetime.
Fuck dating.
That is all.
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
What the fuck is aybs?
Spyder I'll see you next weekend. Prepare to come drink.
JM, bitchy kitty thanks you for feeding her.
Trigger at the current rate those pills would last me a lifetime.
Fuck dating.
That is all.
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
that's it? really? you suck.
Spyder I'll see you next weekend. Prepare to come drink.
roger.
that's it? really? you suck.
It's 1am... I'm tired... Diaf
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
It's 1am... I'm tired... Diaf
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
ya, well, you still came back and posted..... ha!
Wtf is this moving to Texas shit?
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
theGinsue
07-07-2013, 03:04
Who's moving to TX?
JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 03:11
Who's moving to TX?
Spyder is.
Byte Stryke
07-07-2013, 04:20
is this the saddest imposter for 'dear diary' I have ever seen or what?
and whats up with that sig line?
JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 06:52
is this the saddest imposter for 'dear diary' I have ever seen or what?
and whats up with that sig line?
Awe... Are you feeling left out, too?
OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 08:05
Back in the day...late night PBS?
Monty Pythons Flying Circus.....and *damn what was his name....*......Benny Hill....yeah.
TheBelly
07-07-2013, 08:13
Who's moving to TX?
I already did.
Wtf is this moving to Texas shit?
Who's moving to TX?
Spyder is.
Yep...
OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 12:01
Don't Tread on Spyder from now on.
Don't Tread on Spyder from now on.
I'm a big boy.
OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 12:12
Everything is BIG in Texas.
:)
Well, if it gets any bigger.... I'm gona need new pants.........
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