View Full Version : Oklahoma woman sentenced to 25 years for illegal concealment.
3beansalad
07-09-2013, 15:14
http://www.guns.com/2013/07/09/oklahoma-woman-sentenced-to-25-years-for-concealing-revolver-in-her-vagina/
Everyone knows you need a desiccant in there.
Sure f'd up the chrome finish on that thing too...
HoneyBadger
07-09-2013, 15:16
Gross.
[Puke]
kidicarus13
07-09-2013, 15:21
"bags of methamphetamine in her butt and a loaded revolver in her vagina"
Now that's a PARTY!
HoneyBadger
07-09-2013, 15:32
"bags of methamphetamine in her butt and a loaded revolver in her vagina"
Now that's a PARTY!
You have some interesting standards, my friend!
[ROFL1]
spqrzilla
07-09-2013, 15:38
But you ain't telling him that he's wrong, eh badger?
HoneyBadger
07-09-2013, 15:45
But you ain't telling him that he's wrong, eh badger?
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.. Ya know, spqrzilla, if that is your thing, I don't want to ruin our friendship over it! [Flower]
UrbanWolf
07-09-2013, 15:56
How the Fuck does a revolver even fit?
WillysWagon
07-09-2013, 16:01
How the Fuck does a revolver even fit?
Either a small gun or a big........
RblDiver
07-09-2013, 16:09
Boy, in that mugshot she looks like she has a stick up her butt ... oh, wait...
UrbanWolf
07-09-2013, 16:10
Either a small gun or a big........
Will require pratice too...
3beansalad
07-09-2013, 16:19
How the Fuck does a revolver even fit?
Just spit on it and jam it home! [Weight]
31303
How the Fuck does a revolver even fit?
BuffCyclist
07-09-2013, 16:21
Gross.
[Puke]
When THIS is the first reply of a thread, I typically tend not to click the link...
RblDiver
07-09-2013, 16:23
Well, at least it's not a snuke up her snizz!
Colorado_Outback
07-09-2013, 16:24
Proper gription is key to vagina concealment..
DingleBerns
07-09-2013, 16:29
How the Fuck does a revolver even fit?
once you go black you never go back.
BWahahahahahahahah
“loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell.” Sure hope that shell was spent before the gun was concealed.
How the Fuck does a revolver even fit?
By the looks of her, I'm sure she's had practice.
StagLefty
07-09-2013, 17:13
This whole story smells fishy to me !!!
sabot_round
07-09-2013, 17:18
Who wouldn't want a vagina smelling revo while in prison? That would've been the ultimate dream!! You get to carry on with the mission and you get to smell pu$$y...the best of both worlds!!
How the Fuck does a revolver even fit?
Their bodies are made to pass a baby- much larger than a revolver... By the looks of her mugshot, that gun is probably the most action she's seen in years! (Honestly, I don't know which smiley is more appropriate for that comment... so here's both feelings I have on that: [ROFL1] [Puke]
How the Fuck does a revolver even fit?
You ever see a kid being born?
UrbanWolf
07-09-2013, 17:49
You ever see a kid being born?
Lol actually no. I don't work in the hospital.
You ever see a kid being born?
One time in my college biology class... Thank God I'm a man! (Can it Jim!) [LOL]
buffalobo
07-09-2013, 18:15
That is the kinda woman every convict needs. :eek:
Does she have a sister, and can she do a Glock? :what: :screwy:
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Lex_Luthor
07-09-2013, 19:39
I'd hit it....
[Peep]
muddywings
07-09-2013, 19:45
nature's purse....
Sharpienads
07-09-2013, 19:46
http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cover41.jpg
She looks like my fourth wife.
ANADRILL
07-09-2013, 22:40
I guess it's safe to say she would do anal...:(
SA Friday
07-09-2013, 22:51
31303
No no no... That's a North American Arms. Clearly the gun in her Va-J-J was a Freedom Arms. The NAA has less edges and is smaller. Obviously this just wouldn't stay in place properly... [Sarcasm2]
Crack is whack..... But fishing methamphetamine's out of a crack whores ass is just a shitty job.
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I'd hit it....
[Peep]
Shake for me girl, I wanna be your back door man...
Tinelement
07-10-2013, 13:03
Apparently you guys got small packages!!
[ROFL1]
Shake for me girl, I wanna be your back door man...
After reading what she's put in her different "doors" I would enter any of those holes... with a borrowed dick.
I'm sure PETA will now be involved since a Beaver was abused.
sabot_round
07-10-2013, 17:35
I'm sure PETA will now be involved since a Beaver was abused.
OFFS!! That's what we need...Pam Anderson showing us how to "pet the beaver"!! Didn't we just see Tommy Lee do that a decade ago??
OFFS!! That's what we need...Pam Anderson showing us how to "pet the beaver"!! Didn't we just see Tommy Lee do that a decade ago??
Yip...Except Tommy split that Beaver open......[LOL]
sabot_round
07-10-2013, 17:40
Yip...Except Tommy split that Beaver open......[LOL]
No, he was "feeding " the beaver!! Get it right.[ROFL1]
No, he was "feeding " the beaver!! Get it right.[ROFL1]
Oh, my bad.....[Coffee]
sabot_round
07-10-2013, 18:01
Oh, my bad.....[Coffee]
No worries!! The beaver got the protein that it needed.[Beer]
OFFS!! That's what we need...Pam Anderson showing us how to "pet the beaver"!! Didn't we just see Tommy Lee do that a decade ago??
Hey now! Pam was hot back then... and despite the shoddy camera work- I enjoyed a few seconds where you could actually see something.
sabot_round
07-10-2013, 18:11
Hey now! Pam was hot back then... and despite the shoddy camera work- I enjoyed a few seconds where you could actually see something.
Roger!!
She, who I refer now as tit's on a stick!! Have fun with HEP-C.
Loaded revolver with no trigger guard? [Eek2]
Roger!!
She, who I refer now as tit's on a stick!! Have fun with HEP-C.
Not a pole long enough to touch what's inside her pants... But she was pretty easy on the eyes in the 90's. Today, not so much- she looks haggard as hell now.
palepainter
07-11-2013, 08:53
And here I thought, Oklahoma was one of the last bastions of conservatism. ;)
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