G-Damn Deer!

[Zundfolge]

Fucking Deer! God I wish I lived in the country ... if I did I'd be calling y'all over for free venison tonite.

After an almost two year wait FINALLY the Hostas we planted up front were big and filled out like the ones in the back yard (and a couple about to bloom) but we come back from the gym today and there are two bucks just chomping down ... ate them all down to nubs ... honest to God I had to stop myself from drilling both of them right there with my CCW ... had my shirt up and hand on the grip when the wife said "Don't you dare. The neighbors [libtards] will see you!" (threw a rock at them but that's not as satisfying).

Doesn't help that water is liquid gold here ... so getting the plants to look good wasn't cheap.

That's it ... once the sun goes down, I'm pissing all over whats left of the landscaping in the front.

[Rant1][Rant2][Mad][Bang]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

7/10

[Tinelement]

Get um during bow season.....



quieter. [Coffee]

[muddywings]

pics?

[hatidua]

Been there, done that, got the shrubs eaten to the ground to prove it.

[jerrymrc]

We have them here as well but live in the county. A couple of years ago one or two of them obliterated the garden in one night.[Rant1]

[HoneyBadger]

Get um during bow season.....



quieter. [Coffee]


I like the way you think... :)

[JMBD2112]

Land owner tag, problem solved haha!

http://wildlife.state.co.us/HUNTING/BIGGAME/ACCESSPROGRAM/Pages/BigGameAccessProgram.aspxu

[Sharpienads]

I'll come over and piss on your front yard, too, if you want. You're welcome! [Coffee]

[sniper7]

Suppressor and night vision.

[polski]

You supply the beer and I'll supply the urine.

[spyder]

Our problem is bears. We have two separate families that visit every other day right now. As soon as the fruit starts to grow, it will be a nightly occurrence.... Last year, it was semi entertaining, the kids got a kick out of seeing bears 5 feet away. This year, our oldest came face to face from one at 5 in the afternoon as she turned the corner to the back of the house.... a little too close for comfort now. Our Shiba tried taking its nose off. Good dog.... So, come bow season.... and I have a nice big two car garage to do the prep in................

[TFOGGER]

When is hatchet season for deer?

[davsel]

When is hatchet season for deer?

Same as .22 season, 01 Jan - 31 Dec

[T-Giv]

I'm not quite feeling your anger on this one. I think you need some more smilies to really show us pissed you are. Or maybe some pics of the pee job you do on your yard may suffice. [ROFL2]

[JMBD2112]

Our problem is bears. We have two separate families that visit every other day right now. As soon as the fruit starts to grow, it will be a nightly occurrence.... Last year, it was semi entertaining, the kids got a kick out of seeing bears 5 feet away. This year, our oldest came face to face from one at 5 in the afternoon as she turned the corner to the back of the house.... a little too close for comfort now. Our Shiba tried taking its nose off. Good dog.... So, come bow season.... and I have a nice big two car garage to do the prep in................

I've had a couple run ins with bears, even had one walk right into camp one morning and try to steal our cooler right in front of us, still got the cooler with the teeth marks in it. Talk about puckering up.

[Irving]

My parents had a problem with deer once and they just gave these guys a call. Took care of the problem right away!
Give it a try.

303-441-3333

[ChunkyMonkey]

^^ they only take care of trophy elk.