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Great-Kazoo
07-16-2013, 08:58
So for a few daZe been trying to figure out what the hell am i supposed to do this week. Browse the calendar see the usual suspects.
This morning spouse and i are discussing some scheduling for a contractor. We look at today's notation's AND at the same time go SHIT, it's our ANNIVERSARY[facepalm] After 39 years of being together and 36 married, honestly it has become just another day. Would have been nice if her SBR approval came back, but oh well.
Guess i'll take her pic off the milk carton.
hghclsswhitetrsh
07-16-2013, 09:01
Hey congrats! You've been married way longer than I've been alive... Daaaaaamn. Personally I think she deserves some sort of medal or award for putting up with you that long.
RonMexico
07-16-2013, 09:07
Hey congrats! You've been married way longer than I've been alive... Daaaaaamn. Personally I think she deserves some sort of medal or award for putting up with you that long.
^^^^ this
Congratulations to the two of you.
BPTactical
07-16-2013, 09:12
Hey congrats! Personally I think she deserves some sort of medal or award for putting up with you that long.
^^^ a Sainthood perhaps??
Congrats Jim & Co!
We look at today's notation's AND at the same time go SHIT, it's our ANNIVERSARY[facepalm]
As long as you weren't the only one forgetting, it's probably OK :)
KevDen2005
07-16-2013, 09:21
She's a lucky lady, Jim. [Coffee]
I'm not sure how she does it..
StagLefty
07-16-2013, 09:29
Congrats !!
Great-Kazoo
07-16-2013, 09:33
I'm not sure how she does it..
She works nights, i'm in a daze
. Load her up with purple haze [LOL]
Shootersfab
07-16-2013, 09:34
Hey congrats buddie!!!
Congratulations Jim, and to your better half! (Everyone knows she is, so don't deny it.) 39 years is a great start. Here's to you making it to 50+!
sellersm
07-16-2013, 09:40
Congrats!!
What? I thought you were gay?
(Just kidding. Glad you have someone who loves you and puts up with you.)
[Awesom]
3beansalad
07-16-2013, 09:53
Congrats Jim, knowing how much work you must put into a marriage I'm glad to see others willing to do the work!
You are both very lucky to have found love that can last and endure.
Lex_Luthor
07-16-2013, 09:54
Congrats jim! Here's to another 39 years, if she can stand you for that much longer. [beer]
So for a few daZe been trying to figure out what the hell am i supposed to do this week. Browse the calendar see the usual suspects.
This morning spouse and i are discussing some scheduling for a contractor. We look at today's notation's AND at the same time go SHIT, it's our ANNIVERSARY[facepalm] After 39 years of being together and 36 married, honestly it has become just another day. Would have been nice if her SBR approval came back, but oh well.
Guess i'll take her pic off the milk carton.
Crap thanks for the reminder. Today is mine as well
RblDiver
07-16-2013, 10:01
Congrats!
http://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/pvponlinenew/img/comic/2009/05/pvp20090505.gif
KestrelBike
07-16-2013, 10:08
Personally I think she deserves some sort of medal or award for putting up with you that long.
Seriously that's some high-speed special forces shit right there.
james_bond_007
07-16-2013, 10:13
Thought this might fit well in this thread :
Soon to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary, a husband was asked by a TV reporter to participate in an interview.
Reporter: "Sir, can you take a few minutes and share some insight for the younger viewers into how you managed to maintain your happy marriage with the same woman 50 years? "
Husband: "Well, I treated her with respect and spent money on her...but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."
Reporter: "What was your most favorite trip?"
Husband: "Well, that would be our 25th anniversary. I took my wife to Beijing, China."
Reporter: "What a terrific example you are to all husbands! Please tell our viewers what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary!!!"
Husband: "I'm going back to go get her."[facepalm]
Congrats, JIM.
patrick0685
07-16-2013, 10:50
Congrats Jim, thats more than my entire life as well!
Happy Anniversary Jim!
This is for you, because, sadly, by today's standards, this is a feat!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BHc-AGO8QXg/Ti35btANvII/AAAAAAAAAQI/VdnahxK5aKQ/s400/congratulations-defying-marriage-anniversary-ecard-someecards.jpg
blacklabel
07-16-2013, 11:03
Congrats Jim.
robertcolorado2009
07-16-2013, 12:23
Kudos to the both of you! I always envy couples that have done this. Best of luck to the both of you! I have tried 3 times and still haven't gotten it right. Can't give up though....
Great-Kazoo
07-16-2013, 12:39
What? I thought you were gay?
(Just kidding. Glad you have someone who loves you and puts up with you.)
[Awesom]
And i thought you were unconscious. http://www.ar-15.co/images/smilies/wink.png
Congrats Jim, Only 12 years behind you............[not-worthy]
sabot_round
07-16-2013, 17:57
Congrats Jim!![Beer] I think that we all forget every now and then...I'll be in deep shit for the rest of my life if I ever forget. [gohome]
sabot_round
07-16-2013, 18:01
Congrats Jim, Only 12 years behind you............[not-worthy]
I think that if I calculate all of my marriages together, I'll be right up there with you.[mop]
Congrats! That's a hell of feat. I was married once for 3 years and will never do it again.. 39 years is really quite something.
jerrymrc
07-16-2013, 18:16
I think that if I calculate all of my marriages together, I'll be right up there with you.[mop]
The only thing that saves your ass now is the deployments.[LOL]And congrats Jim. [Flower]
wctriumph
07-16-2013, 18:20
Congrats. Not many make it that far.
sabot_round
07-16-2013, 18:36
The only thing that saves your ass now is the deployments.[LOL]And congrats Jim. [Flower]
[ROFL2]Don't let your wife see this if you wish to remain married!!
Element: Woman Symbol: Wo
Discoverer :Adam
Quantitative analysis: Accepted at 36-28-36, though isotopes ranging from 25-10-20 through 60-55-60 have been identified. Occurrence: Found wherever man is, but seldom in the highly reactive, energetic single state. Surplus quantities in all urban areas.
Physical properties: Undergoes spontaneous dehydrolysis (weeps) at absolutely nothing and freezes at a moments notice. Totally unpredictable. Melts when properly treated, very bitter if not well used. Found in many states ranging from virgin metal to common ore. Non-magnetic, but attracted coins and sports cars. In its natural state the specimen varies considerably, but is often changed artificially so well that the change is indiscernible except to the experienced eye.
Chemical properties: Has great affinity for Au, Ag, and C (especially in the crystalline form). May give violent reaction if left alone. Will absorb great amounts of food matter. Highly desired reaction is initiated with various reagents such as C(2)-H(5)-OH and sexy aftershave. An essential catalyst is often required (must say that you love her at least 5 times daily). Reaction accelerates out of control when in dark and all reaction conditions are suitable. Extremely difficult to react if in the highly stable pure form. Yields to pressure applied to correct points. The reaction is highly exothermic.
Storage: The best results are obtained between the ages of 18 and 25 years. Uses: Highly ornamental. Used as a tonic for low spirits. Used on cold nights as a heating agent (if properly prepared). Tests: Specimen turns rosy tint if discovered in raw natural state. Turns green if placed beside a better specimen.
Caution: Most powerful reducing agent known to man (income and ego). Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Specimen must be used with great care if experiments are to succeed. It is illegal to posses more than one permanent specimen, although a certain amount of exchange is permitted.
Congratulations Jim. [Beer]
Great-Kazoo
07-16-2013, 22:43
[ROFL2]Don't let your wife see this if you wish to remain married!!
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer :Adam
Quantitative analysis: Accepted at 36-28-36, though isotopes ranging from 25-10-20 through 60-55-60 have been identified. Occurrence: Found wherever man is, but seldom in the highly reactive, energetic single state. Surplus quantities in all urban areas.
Physical properties: Undergoes spontaneous dehydrolysis (weeps) at absolutely nothing and freezes at a moments notice. Totally unpredictable. Melts when properly treated, very bitter if not well used. Found in many states ranging from virgin metal to common ore. Non-magnetic, but attracted coins and sports cars. In its natural state the specimen varies considerably, but is often changed artificially so well that the change is indiscernible except to the experienced eye.
Chemical properties: Has great affinity for Au, Ag, and C (especially in the crystalline form). May give violent reaction if left alone. Will absorb great amounts of food matter. Highly desired reaction is initiated with various reagents such as C(2)-H(5)-OH and sexy aftershave. An essential catalyst is often required (must say that you love her at least 5 times daily). Reaction accelerates out of control when in dark and all reaction conditions are suitable. Extremely difficult to react if in the highly stable pure form. Yields to pressure applied to correct points. The reaction is highly exothermic.
Storage: The best results are obtained between the ages of 18 and 25 years. Uses: Highly ornamental. Used as a tonic for low spirits. Used on cold nights as a heating agent (if properly prepared). Tests: Specimen turns rosy tint if discovered in raw natural state. Turns green if placed beside a better specimen.
Caution: Most powerful reducing agent known to man (income and ego). Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Specimen must be used with great care if experiments are to succeed. It is illegal to posses more than one permanent specimen, although a certain amount of exchange is permitted.
The reason they're called Ovaries is because........................................... ...THEY OVER REACT OH........
The reason they're called Ovaries is because........................................... ...THEY OVER REACT OH........
hahahaha I'm gonna remember that one. Congrats again.
newracer
07-17-2013, 08:51
Congrats! Seems you each found the right person since you both forgot.
Our 19th is coming up in a few weeks, been together for 26.
Congratulations Jim! Awesome accomplishment and I look forward to the day I can say the same thing (assuming I live long enough lol).
I know that I am a few days late but Congratulations!
OtterbatHellcat
07-26-2013, 23:07
Hell, I just saw this today.
Happy Anny Jim and Mrs. Jim
I just saw it now myself - belated Congrats to you both!
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