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Great-Kazoo
07-22-2013, 13:13
So i call a food mfg this morning regarding an issue with their product. To make a short story long.............................................. ... EVERYONE IS worried about the NSA, there's a bigger problem with your cell and land line providers selling info.
After I give the CSR my ph #, She says............... Your Jim XXX located at XXXX , Windsor CO zip code ! ! !
I posted this for those who say I don't want a CCW / NFA item because they'll know i own guns. I don't want to .gov to know Blah, Blah, Blah. The days of privacy are long gone. not that anyone is surprised.


Fuck the .gov, the Kebler elves are listening

That is all.

ray1970
07-22-2013, 13:14
Damn, dirty elves.

crays
07-22-2013, 13:16
So i call a food mfg this morning regarding an issue with their product. To make a short story long.............................................. ... EVERYONE IS worried about the NSA, there's a bigger problem with your cell and land line providers selling info.
After I give the CSR my ph #, She says............... Your Jim XXX located at XXXX , Windsor CO zip code ! ! !
I posted this for those who say I don't want a CCW / NFA item because they'll know i own guns. I don't want to .gov to know Blah, Blah, Blah. The days of privacy are long gone. not that anyone is surprised.


Fuck the .gov, the Keebler elves are listening

That is all.

Maybe you've called about your cookies too many times, Jim!
[ROFL1]

ray1970
07-22-2013, 13:18
You can't lick the filling out of the Oreos and then expect to return the cookie part for a refund.

roberth
07-22-2013, 13:19
/snip
I posted this for those who say I don't want a CCW / NFA item because they'll know i own guns. I don't want to .gov to know Blah, Blah, Blah. The days of privacy are long gone. not that anyone is surprised.


Fuck the .gov, the Kebler elves are listening

That is all.

I hear that argument alot, it is not a valid argument.

An SBR AR lower gives you a much wider selection of uppers to choose from. 10.5" ARs are fun!! Thunderbeast makes a can for a 7" SBR, think of the good times you could have with that combo.

Dave
07-22-2013, 13:31
So the elves are part of NSA? Makes you wonder what they really track when they scan the barcode at the store.

Musashi
07-22-2013, 13:31
Agreed I hear that argument way too much from people.
What do you think they do with your King Soopers card, credit card, blah, blah, blah
Tracking all that info in a data warehouse so they can predict what you will buy or what they will want to make you buy
All part of the big plan
[tinhat]

ray1970
07-22-2013, 13:35
So the elves are part of NSA?

Duh. Their boss even has a list of people who have been naughty.

Great-Kazoo
07-22-2013, 14:37
So the elves are part of NSA? Makes you wonder what they really track when they scan the barcode at the store.

I think they're part of some internet travel agency monolith. Who better to keep track of your movements than hotel and car rentals.

crays
07-22-2013, 14:53
I think they're part of some internet travel agency monolith. Who better to keep track of your movements than hotel and car rentals.

Now THAT is tinfoil worthy.

Sent via Mobile

Ronin13
07-22-2013, 14:53
So the elves are part of NSA? Makes you wonder what they really track when they scan the barcode at the store.
They're in cahoots with the underpants gnomes...
Step 1. Steal Underpants
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit!

mtnhack
07-22-2013, 16:30
Maybe Jim's on Ambien and has been calling them every time he sleep walks.


"yeah, of course we know who you are. (you f'en call every night, you nutjob)

BushMasterBoy
07-22-2013, 16:38
The worst part is that the NSA is undermining our freedoms using technology reverse engineered from space aliens!

lpgasman
07-22-2013, 18:46
Damn, dirty elves.

YA, GET BACK IN THE TREE AND MAKE ME SOME COOKIES!

sniper7
07-22-2013, 19:14
Now go buy a box with cash and call them. see if Anything pops up. If it does I would seriously consider a disguise!

DFBrews
07-22-2013, 19:40
Now go buy a box with cash and call them. see if Anything pops up. If it does I would seriously consider a disguise!
Gun owner cash of course

Great-Kazoo
07-22-2013, 20:42
Now go buy a box with cash and call them. see if Anything pops up. If it does I would seriously consider a disguise!

All items were paid in cash. The number i gave is my cell. it's NEVER used for purchases. Outside of guns.

th3w01f
07-22-2013, 21:27
So i call a food mfg this morning regarding an issue with their product. To make a short story long.............................................. ... EVERYONE IS worried about the NSA, there's a bigger problem with your cell and land line providers selling info.
After I give the CSR my ph #, She says............... Your Jim XXX located at XXXX , Windsor CO zip code ! ! !
I posted this for those who say I don't want a CCW / NFA item because they'll know i own guns. I don't want to .gov to know Blah, Blah, Blah. The days of privacy are long gone. not that anyone is surprised.

Fuck the .gov, the Kebler elves are listening

That is all.

You've never tried to buy anything from me and I already had that information... then again I have quite a bit of free time.