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Sitting here at the DMV awaiting mandatory unauthorized rape.
Before I even get my total number I'm going to tell hickenlooper to go fuck himself because he is a worthless piece of shit who has violated my 2nd amendment rights, then instead of taxes voted on by the people, we have fees placed on our registration. A major slap in the face while driving down several of my local roads and watching how long construction takes...lots signed off by Ritter.
Next is a fuck you to Obama. You tell me to get a better emission vehicle, go green, save gas, save the planet...but now when it comes time I get bent over at the pump, at tax time etc.
Fuck all you democrats who are going after the working man to pay for your bullshit expenses, who fuck over the people who own land and were "green" before going green was the in thing and are making them pay more than their fair share.
I am sick to death of taxes, of being forced to help the "needy" when they are nothing close to the word. I am sick of the fees...like the E-470 fee I am about to pay when I Dont drive on that fucking toll road...its a fucking toll road. Why am I paying fees on a fucking toll road. Damn it that pisses me off.
It's for the children! Hope and change! Political correctness for all!
Gimme gimme gimme
I hear you man!
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To Bear Arms
08-02-2013, 14:25
Good rant brother!
Zundfolge
08-02-2013, 14:39
Just wait until you get to go through this same rant at the Doctor's office.
goto jersey dmv youll be giving the co workers hugs
Goodburbon
08-02-2013, 15:00
Construction in Colorado happens at light speed compared to Louisiana. Other than that, spot on.
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$800 later...my ass hurts and I Dont feel good!
[sheepshagger] With the taxpayers as the sheep.
DonnyCommo
08-02-2013, 15:07
$800 later...my ass hurts and I Dont feel good!
I was not aware that they were giving those types of exams at the DMV. [BooHoo]
Second off, rant gets rated 8.9/10. Needs more swear words.
I give that a solid, and well earned 9. I agree 100%. Oh and let's go for the gold on this while we're at it, Obamacare- fuck everyone who voted for it, we're gonna get it pretty hard and people like McCain and Ross Kaminski (of 630 KHOW), for saying that anyone who pushes to defund it will make the GOP look "insensitive." GFY.
9/10
I will add my $.02
Does anyone else remember when E-470 was being pitched they said it was only going to be a toll road until it was paid off. I am sure it is paid off by now so why the hell is it still a toll road? Also who decided back registration makes sense. If the vehicle or trailer were not registered it means it was not on the road so why charge back registration on it like it was?
hghclsswhitetrsh
08-02-2013, 16:02
Feel better?
lllRorlll
08-02-2013, 16:25
went to Kansas last week... hit the border and the car went AAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. the roads are SO much nicer when you leave the state.
OtterbatHellcat
08-02-2013, 16:33
solid 8 or 9.
i'll add getting fucked on a car you own but don't drive much. if at all. insure and tag a vehicle that is garaged, or pay fines for letting a stored vehicle lapse.
Giant Fuck You !!!!
Feel better?
Honestly...not much, maybe a little better. A few beers at the fairgrounds will change that.
sellersm
08-02-2013, 17:02
One thing I don't miss about NY is the DMV. And the NYS Thruway.
Taxes/fees = extortion. 'Nuff said...
sandman76
08-02-2013, 17:08
Not to mention that the E470 tolls are ridiculously high. Best way to beat the traffic but goddam it's expensive.
Or pay fines for letting a stored vehicle lapse.
That is the most ridiculous nonsense ever. As soon as the tags expire, you legally aren't allowed to be on the road anyways. Thus, your paid benefits are expired and the car has used it's 12 months of registration. If they charge late fees, they need to stop writing expired tag tickets.
$800 later...my ass hurts and I Dont feel good!
I feel for you. I registered my 1987 motorcycle a couple of weeks back...that I had had in storage for 6 years
3.00 Prior ownership tax
16.00 Road Fee
13.00 Bridge Fee
56.48 License fee
100.00 stupid fuckin' penalty for not paying to renew the registration on something that never moved outside of my shop for 6 years.
Fuck Ritter/Owens/Hickenlooper and their goddamn "fees". That same bike used to cost 17.30 a year to license, based on curb weight.
kidicarus13
08-02-2013, 17:29
I believe the fee for not registering your vehicle every year is $25/yr, $100 max. To me that is just crazy! I get penalized for having a car parked... WHAT?!
$800 later...my ass hurts and I Dont feel good!
It could be worse. You could have had to not only pay the E470 fee but also paid the fees to use E470 on a regular basis.
We spend close to $300 a month on E470 between the wife and I.
I believe the fee for not registering your vehicle every year is $25/yr, $100 max. To me that is just crazy! I get penalized for having a car parked... WHAT?!
It's actually $25 a month.
I believe the fee for not registering your vehicle every year is $25/yr, $100 max. To me that is just crazy! I get penalized for having a car parked... WHAT?!
Actually, it's $25 a month...1 month grace. So 1 month expired, no charge, 5 or more months =serious butt rape, no lube.
kidicarus13
08-02-2013, 17:46
It's actually $25 a month.
Jeeez!
KestrelBike
08-02-2013, 18:03
Wonderful rant. But wtf cost $800 to register??? 2013 Benz??
DonnyCommo
08-02-2013, 18:04
I think I can help to sum this up.
fuck Colorado. Love the scenery, fuck hickey
went to Kansas last week... hit the border and the car went AAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. the roads are SO much nicer when you leave the state.
Wyoming is better than Kansas- but yes, it's getting to the point where the Denver Dictatorship of Democrats (otherwise known as the DeeDeeDee! LOL) makes any departure from this state, no matter how short, a refreshing thing. Still, for the time being, better than NY or CA.
Wonderful rant. But wtf cost $800 to register??? 2013 Benz??
$760 IIRC, is what a buddy of mine paid to renew his registration on a 2011 Dodge 2500... I just remember he was venting about it back in May saying he has a truck, not a Lambo.
Did you make sure to tell them it's a recreational truck? When I still had my 1993 K3500 they said trucks were defaulted to work trucks which have a higher registration fee schedule and you have to tell them it's not used in a business. Last year my tags cost me 158, but would have been 260 if I didn't tell them it's recreational.
Did you make sure to tell them it's a recreational truck? When I still had my 1993 K3500 they said trucks were defaulted to work trucks which have a higher registration fee schedule and you have to tell them it's not used in a business. Last year my tags cost me 158, but would have been 260 if I didn't tell them it's recreational.
I dunno- I'll have to ask him... but I think he does use the truck for work. [oops]
This is one of the biggest sore spots for me. It is utter bullshit that they can attach "fees" in lieu of going through the legal process of imposing taxes. It is absolutely unconstitutional and the back fees for previous years are absolute bullshit. I am going to go register a motorcycle that I bought literally a decade ago when I was on active duty stationed in Washington state (where I paid sales tax) and I am going to get charged sales tax on it here in the state of Colorado in peoples gay public of Boulderfornia per the date on the Washington title and the vehicles value. What a bunch of shit. Just yesterday my girlfriend payed over $1500 for registering a car that she bought for 16,000 used private sale. That is over 9% tax (including fees which are just illegal taxes). I have fucking had it with this state.
I feel for you. I registered my 1987 motorcycle a couple of weeks back...that I had had in storage for 6 years
3.00 Prior ownership tax
16.00 Road Fee
13.00 Bridge Fee
56.48 License fee
100.00 stupid fuckin' penalty for not paying to renew the registration on something that never moved outside of my shop for 6 years.
Fuck Ritter/Owens/Hickenlooper and their goddamn "fees". That same bike used to cost 17.30 a year to license, based on curb weight.
Pill give you a hint to get around that $100 if this happens again. Sell the vehicle to your wife for $1. You will pay a new title fee and the $100 goes away.
It could be worse. You could have had to not only pay the E470 fee but also paid the fees to use E470 on a regular basis.
We spend close to $300 a month on E470 between the wife and I.
New vehicles with temp tags never seem to get anything in the mail....just sayin,
Wonderful rant. But wtf cost $800 to register??? 2013 Benz??
2013 silverado 1500 crew cab.
diesels are pretty much $1000
Did you make sure to tell them it's a recreational truck? When I still had my 1993 K3500 they said trucks were defaulted to work trucks which have a higher registration fee schedule and you have to tell them it's not used in a business. Last year my tags cost me 158, but would have been 260 if I didn't tell them it's recreational.
I didn't do this. Wasn't sure they did this any more. I remember my dads truck as a kid having plates that said REC on the side. I don't see those any more but doesn't mean there isn't that option, I'll look into it and see if I can get a refund or credit back.
Just looked and yep they have recreational truck. Allows it to be used singly or with a trailer. So this might be a good way to pull a camper and avoid paying the light truck fees and a trailer plate.
Pill give you a hint to get around that $100 if this happens again. Sell the vehicle to your wife for $1. You will pay a new title fee and the $100 goes away.
This does not work anymore. They will tax the vehicle based off of blue book value and dont give a shit what you paid for it. Even if you have a bill of sale, they charge tax on blue book or what you paid the higher of the two. There is a separate form that you need to fill out to file a discrepancy but then you need a vehicle roadworthiness inspection because the only reason they will except it is if the vehicle needs repairs or is otherwise not working thereby worth less than blue book value. This started last year.
This it Boulder county though so the level of retard may be significantly higher here.
This does not work anymore. They will tax the vehicle based off of blue book value and dont give a shit what you paid for it. Even if you have a bill of sale, they charge tax on blue book or what you paid the higher of the two. There is a separate form that you need to fill out to file a discrepancy but then you need a vehicle roadworthiness inspection because the only reason they will except it is if the vehicle needs repairs or is otherwise not working thereby worth less than blue book value. This started last year.
This it Boulder county though so the level of retard may be significantly higher here.
Must just be there. I rebuilt my Tahoe and never registered it for 6 months. About 6 months ago when I finished I went in and they wanted the $100 fee. I cussed the lady out at the counter told her I'll be back with my wife.
Same lady was the one we dealt with, sold my wife the Tahoe right in front of her, used the same emissions I was going to use for mine and didn't get charged the $100. Only paid $7.20 extra for the title fee.
Sitting here at the DMV awaiting mandatory unauthorized rape.
Before I even get my total number I'm going to tell hickenlooper to go fuck himself because he is a worthless piece of shit who has violated my 2nd amendment rights, then instead of taxes voted on by the people, we have fees placed on our registration. A major slap in the face while driving down several of my local roads and watching how long construction takes...lots signed off by Ritter.
Next is a fuck you to Obama. You tell me to get a better emission vehicle, go green, save gas, save the planet...but now when it comes time I get bent over at the pump, at tax time etc.
Fuck all you democrats who are going after the working man to pay for your bullshit expenses, who fuck over the people who own land and were "green" before going green was the in thing and are making them pay more than their fair share.
I am sick to death of taxes, of being forced to help the "needy" when they are nothing close to the word. I am sick of the fees...like the E-470 fee I am about to pay when I Dont drive on that fucking toll road...its a fucking toll road. Why am I paying fees on a fucking toll road. Damn it that pisses me off.
Nice honest rant, a 9. would have been a 10 if you had replaced Dems with government.
Speaking of Toll roads, I remember idiot-Level(3) Communications in Broomfield use to own a "91 Express Lane" in OC/Riverside.
http://www.bizjournals.com/denver/stories/2002/12/30/daily26.html
Sitting here at the DMV awaiting mandatory unauthorized rape.
Before I even get my total number I'm going to tell hickenlooper to go fuck himself because he is a worthless piece of shit who has violated my 2nd amendment rights, then instead of taxes voted on by the people, we have fees placed on our registration. A major slap in the face while driving down several of my local roads and watching how long construction takes...lots signed off by Ritter.
Next is a fuck you to Obama. You tell me to get a better emission vehicle, go green, save gas, save the planet...but now when it comes time I get bent over at the pump, at tax time etc.
Fuck all you democrats who are going after the working man to pay for your bullshit expenses, who fuck over the people who own land and were "green" before going green was the in thing and are making them pay more than their fair share.
I am sick to death of taxes, of being forced to help the "needy" when they are nothing close to the word. I am sick of the fees...like the E-470 fee I am about to pay when I Dont drive on that fucking toll road...its a fucking toll road. Why am I paying fees on a fucking toll road. Damn it that pisses me off.
-managed to mention DMV, rape, hickenlooper, obama, E-470, democrats, 2nd Amendment, and Ritter.
-adequate use of 'fuck'
-A solid 9/10, well done [Awesom] (docked one point as you skipped eric holder)
jerrymrc
08-03-2013, 22:05
Speaking of Toll roads, I remember idiot-Level(3) Communications in Broomfield use to own a "91 Express Lane" in OC/Riverside.
http://www.bizjournals.com/denver/stories/2002/12/30/daily26.html
We have people here that work for L3 but they had nothing to do with that issue.[Flower]
-managed to mention DMV, rape, hickenlooper, obama, E-470, democrats, 2nd Amendment, and Ritter.
-adequate use of 'fuck'
-A solid 9/10, well done [Awesom] (docked one point as you skipped eric holder)
I guess I could have included him giving the Mexicans guns. I started to have illegals in my rant as I was pretty sure there was several that were processed before I was but I didn't want to bait another race thread and left it alone
I like L3 Communications (http://www.l-3com.com), but I am not a fan of Level(3) Communications (http://www.level3.com).
:)
We have people here that work for L3 but they had nothing to do with that issue.[Flower]
Troublco
08-04-2013, 04:11
Does anyone else remember when E-470 was being pitched they said it was only going to be a toll road until it was paid off. I am sure it is paid off by now so why the hell is it still a toll road?
If I remember correctly, only one toll road has ever been changed to a non-toll road...and that is what is now 36. I don't think anyone will ever see 470 be anything but a toll road.
I only give him 8.5...I've seen some of Sniper's other rants, and this one is a little short. Quality was there, though.
I wasn't too sure about the whole thing when I had to move to New Mexico, but I kind of like registering my truck for 2 years for $80.
$1,767.23
2 08 Toyota FJ's. Yea I won't buy another new vehicle in this state.
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