Renaissance Faire

[Scogin]

So who else is excited to get dressed up and be a complete drunken fool tomorrow. We are taking the newborn, but the wife is planning on leaving early so "the boys" can get drunk as hell and have a blast.

[Ronin13]

Gosh, I haven't been in years! Sounds like fun... grab yourself a stein and a turkey leg, really makes you feel like you're taking in the adventure. Wanted to get all warpainted up last year and put on some kilts with some buddies and go get belligerent, but that never really took off outside of discussing it over beers one night.

[OtterbatHellcat]

i've never gone in costume....but been there plenty of times to swill beer, gaze at uplifted tits, and have about 10 steaks on a stake.

....and eat a bunch of other shit too. usually blow $100/50 just on defiling myself.

[OtterbatHellcat]

tomorrow should be great with rain predicted...as long as it doesn't become a deluge. that might suck.... take rain gear.

[OtterbatHellcat]

....and have a ride arranged for getting home safely.... ;)

[Ronin13]

tomorrow should be great with rain predicted...as long as it doesn't become a deluge. that might suck.... take rain gear.
That's not doing it in the spirit of things... Did King Richard have rain gear when he stomped on the French? Did King Arthur have a poncho when he sought after the holy grail? Rain gear is for sissies... ya know, considering... [ROFL1]

[OtterbatHellcat]

scogin........


leave your rain shit at home.... ronin has a really good point there.

[3beansalad]

Guaranteed to catch shit from the insulter if you wear rain gear

Damn this touchscreen.

[ChrisC]

We went a few weeks ago and it was a blast. No costumes for us but we did get rained on, which was actually nice because of how hot it was.

[3beansalad]

But you get to throw tomatoes at his ass anyway.

Damn this touchscreen.

[Bailey Guns]

Wenches!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wenches!

Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo!!!!!

[BREATHER]

Went to one in Ohio 13-14 years ago. Dressed in Great Kilt with a shield and cat o' nine tails, they did not allow edged weapons on the tourists.. Everyone filled my large mug o beer for regular price. Ex-wife uplifted her lil boobies. Went to Larkspur a couple years ago dressed as an archer... Good times....

[wax_job]

Might see you there. I'll be the one with the wife and a kid.

[brutal]

TITTIES! and BEER!

Haven't been since the boys were younger, probably 15 years or more now.

[Wulf202]

Be sure to have a dd. The sherrif is raking in dui money this year. If you see a balding blonde dude at the moccasin stall give him shit for me.

[Singlestack]

Went about 5 years ago and saw 6 pretty bombed guys in full costume doing the "horse canter with coconuts" thing from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Totally laughed my *ss off, but amazed at most of the people that had no idea whatsoever was going on! So much for fringe pop culture....

[OtterbatHellcat]

i've seen those MP dudes...it *is* funnier than hell.

[theGinsue]

I used to go in costume/full character with a couple of buddies. I haven't been for the last 2 years. My character was an common Irishman named Micky Finn. My goal was to be as crass as possible and not get thrown out. One year I was asked by a woman if I was really Scottish, or just very good with the accent. I proceeded to chastise her (in accent) for calling an Irishman a Scot and threatened to show her how much better an Irishman is in bed. She apologized, then I broke character for a few seconds and told her "Naw, I'm really from Colorado Springs and just having some fun." Her jaw almost hit the ground before she smiled real big & wagged a finger at me while walking away. Probably best she didn't take me up on the offer for sex - my wife was wondering the Faire that day.

[OtterbatHellcat]

lmao

[Asha'man]

Too much to do on the pole barn to go again, but we went opening weekend. Always a good time, even in minimal costume (Utilikilt).

[cofi]

we need pics of BTBs in this thread

[OtterbatHellcat]

here's one from a couple years ago..

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k419/otterbatcat/th_IMG_1424.jpg (http://s326.photobucket.com/user/otterbatcat/media/IMG_1424.jpg.html)

[Grime]

Maybe next year.

Found some funny shirts from tshirthell.com for those that don't mind wearing these sorts of things in front of kids. Doubt the wife would let me.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1586/a1586.gif?v11301bss2

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1020/a1020.gif?v11301bss2

[wax_job]

Lol period sex