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Mtn.man
02-10-2009, 16:51
Stimulus Payment Info.


"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus
Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will
explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to
taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A . Shut up.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US
economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go
to China. If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the
Arabs. If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico,
Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.


We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the
money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a
baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine
(domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only
businesses still in the US.
Fourthwind
02-10-2009, 16:57
LOL most people do not have a clue what this "package" will include. The Democrats are trying to shove everything they can with this "package" including a new healthcare plan that will be based on your life expectancy. In other words if your old your screwed. I have never been more fearful for what my kids are going to face than now. Hussein Obama is already starting what we feared most.
xjtwo
02-10-2009, 16:59
Hmmmm, might have to look into some american made arms or some ammo..........

-J
Irving
02-10-2009, 17:07
I really don't think that buying anything American made or not is going to make much of a difference.
Marlin
02-10-2009, 17:52
Well, I was listening to the radio and at the 1:00 news the lead story was that it had passed.. And old Harry was interviewed saying how great this was for us, and nothing but blue skies and sunshine...The very next story was the DOW dropping nearly 400 points.. Think wall street knows something the politicians don't?

Hope and Change Boys....[Bang]
iceman
02-10-2009, 17:56
is blue ribbon beer still around?????

[Beer]
Mtn.man
02-10-2009, 18:14
Obama says his Pacakge is just the right size
theGinsue
02-10-2009, 21:04
is blue ribbon beer still around?????

[Beer]

Gawd I hope so. I haven't drank that in YEARS because I could afford better beer. Given the coming tide, if it's still available, it may come to be all I can afford again!
Paradude54
02-10-2009, 21:36
Gawd I hope so. I haven't drank that in YEARS because I could afford better beer. Given the coming tide, if it's still available, it may come to be all I can afford again!

Might want to take a step down from Blue Ribbon and look for "BEER" in the white can with black letters. [Beer]
iceman
02-10-2009, 22:57
how do you make bath tub beer???
could be cheaper.....[ROFL3]
Mtn.man
02-11-2009, 09:24
I'll have to post a link to a site bout stills.. make yer own hooch and save...

I'll get busy.
theGinsue
02-11-2009, 23:21
In the words of Emeril ~ Oh, yeah babe!
llostwolf
02-12-2009, 01:29
Obama had stimulated the black rifle and ammo market. I saved up enough to buy a new toy and the prices nearly doubled[Rant1]