View Full Version : So we all know what to use for Zombies...
But what would you use against Jason Vorhes from the Friday the 13th series?
I would use a shotty with slug rounds and aim for the neck. If I was able to cut his head off with a few shots I would like to see him swing his stick with that.
jackmode9316
02-12-2009, 17:45
12ga with 00 or 000 buck. Point blank to the face should do the trick.
.45/70.. With the T-Rex killers in it.. 405gr sp comming out at about 1950fps...
WillysWagon
02-12-2009, 18:13
As long as I can 'outrun' the guy next to me, I'm good to go.
OK, I'm screwed, I just looked at myself in the mirror [ROFL1]
I've got dunlap, my belly dun laped over my belt
Well as long as it doesn't have to be shoulder fired, I'd go with an old Punt gun. 2" bore and around a pound of shot, should be enough to knock Jason down and let me get out there.
I'd use my katana sword! [LOL]
well I think any hi cap 9mm pistol would do the job... and than - katana (to cut off his head)!!!!![LOL]
RYAN50BMG
02-12-2009, 21:07
My V-51 SBR just for the cool factor, but a CS grenade in his pocket would be more entertaining.
You guys are scardy catz. I would use my new Ruger LCP .380 w/ 92gr ball ammo. Ya gotta make it fun fightin for your life.[NoClue]
I think with all the things they used to kill him over the years it would be best to dismember him and burn the pieces. Getting him to stop killing the hot chicks that put out is going to be tough. This all just a what if. But I think the fewer shots with the biggest bore gun I have is the best thing to use. It takes 5 shots with bird shot to cut down a 6" tree. I think 4 would be enough for his head. I wouldn't worry to much about being surgical with it.
this ought to take care of zombies, jason's, michaels, freddies and shtf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Loi1r3Aa8k
GhostRider
02-12-2009, 21:48
AA12 full auto and use the RPG shells. That should do it.
this ought to take care of zombies, jason's, michaels, freddies and shtf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Loi1r3Aa8k
That should just about cover most situations right there. But where the heck am I going to get a mini gun?
Well as long as it doesn't have to be shoulder fired, I'd go with an old Punt gun. 2" bore and around a pound of shot, should be enough to knock Jason down and let me get out there.
Geez Al.. just shoot that kitty-kat next to the bastard and that'll disorient him enough for you to get away..[AR15]
Ask me how I know! [Beer]
Chief_of_Scouts
02-13-2009, 09:49
Hellfire missiles work well. I got three zombies in the upstairs of this house with one Hellfire.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/mr242/HFinhouse.gif
That should just about cover most situations right there. But where the heck am I going to get a mini gun?
oh, that's right..
you weren't a SSDG. If you were, you would have one with you at all times.
sorry for the confusion!
oh, that's right..
you weren't a SSDG. If you were, you would have one with you at all times.
sorry for the confusion!
Nope I was in NOLA. I lost all my guns. Still waiting for them to give them back.[ROFL1]
Ditch whatever heavy crap you can and get the hell out of there...Jason Voorhees does not die.
Ditch whatever heavy crap you can and get the hell out of there...Jason Voorhees does not die.
I have never met anything that I couldn't kill. I will have his machete in my shed and his head on my wall.
BTW: I don't know what SSGD means?
And he will find a way to get his machete in his mouth and roll his head over to you and kill you....
And he will find a way to get his machete in his mouth and roll his head over to you and kill you....
Yeah your right. But that was in the first 15 movies. I am hoping that age is catching up to him. If not I'm running since I know he only walks.
theGinsue
02-13-2009, 22:43
this ought to take care of zombies, jason's, michaels, freddies and shtf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Loi1r3Aa8k
Yeah, but with my luck I'd have a dead battery when I needed it most.
Yeah your right. But that was in the first 15 movies. I am hoping that age is catching up to him. If not I'm running since I know he only walks.
Dunno, but it talks about a bunch of kids at the campsite where it all happened...sounds like a series reboot, to me...
recon1976
02-14-2009, 21:57
Personally I think if you were so inclined, You could stab him in the eyeball with an sodering iron, then stake him to the ground and have girl scouts try and sell him cookies for three hours. Eventually he would get tired and kill himself.
If that dosen't work I would attach 2 claymores to the front of a vehicle, equipped with a .50 mounted to the rollcage, a 60 poked through the passenger windshield, and enough ammo to fight off a small country and have the first " Jason Voorhees hunting party"
Just a thought....
refryguy
02-15-2009, 00:39
Step 1: Stun him.
http://www.coloradoarena.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=8&pictureid=43
Step 2: Pick one
http://www.coloradoarena.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=8&pictureid=40
Step 3: If you don't like whats in Step 2 proceed here.
http://www.coloradoarena.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=8&pictureid=42
Step 4:
Feed the body parts to the aligators at the Denver Zoo.
Step 5:
Open beer and repeat the following, "HOW YA LIKE ME NOW MOTHERF$%@ER!!!"
Step 6:
Have dirty sweaty sex with scantaly clad camp girl he tried to kill.
sagebrush
03-14-2009, 00:15
Liberals Of Course...
Liberals Of Course...
That will only piss them off. I think zombies want something with brains.
How about we appease them with mice instead?
[ROFL1]
Medic583
03-14-2009, 22:01
My questions is this: If Jason died as a kid. . . how in the hell did he get to be almost 7ft tall? Besides, if you just keep him in cryostasis, then all is good. Put him on display for all the kiddies to see @ the museums, make him a traveling exhibit. I know the cryo thing worked, just watch the episode where Jason is in space. . . 300 yrs in stasis and they let him loose on a space ship. . . Damned kids always gotta try and get jiggy around the frozen serial killers!! [Kick2]
GhostRider
03-15-2009, 10:18
I'm with refryguy nice plan! but I might have to look for the camp girls older sister. [ROFL1]
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