Favorite "airplane" movie quotes

[sniper7]

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[Great-Kazoo]

You didn't get enough in the liberty / freedom thread?



I speak jive

[sniper7]

That's what's I was going off of....but I never got to post.

[ray1970]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

[streetglideok]

Yes I am serious, and stop calling me shirley

[mtik00]

No, not a "buh", a bomb

[lpgasman]

"I take it black, like my men"

[merl]

Guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

[Delfuego]

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[Jmetz]

Roger Roger, what's our vector Victor?

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[Delfuego]

Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle' it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

[TheWeeze]

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.

[Dave]

You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
What is it?
It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

You ever been in a cockpit before?
No, I have never been in a plane before.
You ever seen a grown man naked?

[Jer]

Yes I am serious, and stop calling me shirley

This was my favorite too. Anyone here play Call of Duty by chance? There was a tribute to Airplane in Call of Duty 4. If you beat the game and stuck around until after the credits you unlocked a side mission called 'Mile High Club' that involved starting at the front of the plane, proceeding to the rear, up the stairs then back to the front to rescue a VIP. The whole way was some bad guys and the plane starts falling apart in mid-air and stuff to make things adventurous but the beginning has an exchange between two of the characters:

<Cut scene prior to mission start>
Romeo One-One: We’re going deep and we’re going hard.
Charlie One-One: Surely you can’t be serious.
Romeo One-One: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley.
A square hole is cut from the ceiling of the plane and then it's pushed down...

That is one of my favorite missions in the CoD franchise and I think the exchange at the beginning is a big reason. Love stuff like that.

[Stone83]

Jive Turkey...

[Icecoldviper]

This was my favorite too. Anyone here play Call of Duty by chance? There was a tribute to Airplane in Call of Duty 4. If you beat the game and stuck around until after the credits you unlocked a side mission called 'Mile High Club' that involved starting at the front of the plane, proceeding to the rear, up the stairs then back to the front to rescue a VIP. The whole way was some bad guys and the plane starts falling apart in mid-air and stuff to make things adventurous but the beginning has an exchange between two of the characters:

<Cut scene prior to mission start>
Romeo One-One: We’re going deep and we’re going hard.
Charlie One-One: Surely you can’t be serious.
Romeo One-One: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley.
A square hole is cut from the ceiling of the plane and then it's pushed down...

That is one of my favorite missions in the CoD franchise and I think the exchange at the beginning is a big reason. Love stuff like that.

That missions was a pain in the arse! I did finally beat it though. Probably the only game I've beat on the hardest mode.

[Jer]

That missions was a pain in the arse! I did finally beat it though. Probably the only game I've beat on the hardest mode.
That mission on Veteran was a PITA. I feel like a nerd admitting I've beaten all CoD games since CoD4 on Veteran. Some were less fun than others. lol

[Dave_L]

"My dad says you don't hustle enough" ROFL.

[Ridge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KDviXJCfHg

[mdflem51]

"We`ll go on instruments " Scene in airplane..We were leaving Paris..(I flew heavies on North Atlantic routes) Some famous cellist was on board, wanted his cello in the crew coat closet.. I said no problem...The flight engineer said.."hey Mike we'll go on instuments" This is no shit!