My wife is watching shows about

[ray1970]

Women who murder their spouses.

Should I be worried?

[Coffee]

[TFOGGER]

You can answer that question better than we can...

[dig]

[LOL]

Actually, she's watching shows about women that got CAUGHT killing their husbands, so if she decides to off you, she'll most likely get caught too.

[ray1970]

Or, she's learning what mistakes not to make. [panic]

[MrPrena]

Women who murder their spouses.

Should I be worried?

[Coffee]
If she has a kitchen knife on her hand, yes.
If not, probably not.
:)

[Rooskibar03]

Is she taking notes?

[wctriumph]

Nah, nothing to worry about. My wife watches a show about a family that makes duck calls and she ain't never gonna be caught hunting anything.

[ray1970]

Nah, nothing to worry about. My wife watches a show about a family that makes duck calls and she ain't never gonna be caught hunting anything.

I didn't say she was watching a show. I said shows. Plural. Been watching them for hours now.

[blacklabel]

It's called research.

[wctriumph]

I didn't say she was watching a show. I said shows. Plural. Been watching them for hours now.

Same thing here. Hours and hours of reality shows which is why I'm on this forum with like minded individuals such as yourself, not watching TV.

[Gman]

I think this may affect your ability to sleep soundly. [panic]

[wyome]

As long as she isnt muttering "I won't make that mistake!" you should be fine...for now

[T-Giv]

It's only a matter of time now before her plan is complete....

[ChadAmberg]

If you have to ask, it's already too late!

[UrbanWolf]

Just don't get her a gun when she ask for it. And feed her a lot more sugar.

[Mtn.man]

Ha Ha ha too bad you never got too meet me....

[wyome]

Update your will....take her out of it!
Leave everything to me!

Everyone is a winner that way :)

[BuffCyclist]

I'd safe if she's taking notes, sharpening knives, tightening string around her fingers and pulling it tight, practicing dry-fire, or mixing chemicals you ought to be worried.

Also, if you feel a hole being burned through your head while you're turned the other way, it's probably too late.

Good luck! [Awesom]

[sniper7]

She is plotting. Learning. Waiting.


Sleep well!

[theGinsue]

Sounds like Lifetime. You know, the I Hate Men network?!

[BPTactical]

Detect an odd bitter taste to your Cheetos?
Is she taking notes?
When you ask her something does she say: "No, not now, this is the good part"???
Does she see something on the show then look at you?
Does she say: "I could do that better.." ???









Meh, prolly nuthin.........

[DSB OUTDOORS]

[LOL] Reminds me of Eddie Murphy.


http://youtu.be/1ju17sw_kgU

[Drucker]

Let me guess she has been hooked by the I.D. channel? Found my wife watching 4 of those women who murder in row yesterday ...

[BPTactical]

Come to think of it, my Missus has been watching it a lot, especially since I went full time Smithing.
You don't think......



Meh, prolly nuthin........

[theGinsue]

^^That, and randomly switch plates with her.

You haven't asked "How many pairs of shoes do you need?" lately, have you?

[spqrzilla]

Women who murder their spouses.

Should I be worried?

[Coffee]

Yes, I set a strict limit of no more than one "Women who kill their Men" shows per week.

[spqrzilla]

Every time you sit down for a meal poke it with a fork and glance at her suspiciously from time to time until she starts eating it first.
Should make marriage fun.

Been doing that for 30 years.

[theGinsue]

Just to be safe, go get her some chocolate!

[Ah Pook]

[LOL] Reminds me of Eddie Murphy.

Thanks. I had to go back and watch the Family Cookout vid. Classic.

[Skully]

Watching them is fine, my wife likes to watch them to.

When you see them writing something on paper making "notes" that is when you have to worry.

What did you do, Ray?


[Coffee]

[Irving]

After this weekend, if my wife was watching them, I'd be seriously worried. I used the parental feature to block that channel years ago.

[JohnnyEgo]

It's the Reality Show Circle of Life:

'16 & Pregnant' followed by 'Say Yes to the Dress' followed inevitably by 'Trading Spouses', 'Cheaters', then 'Divorce Court' for a full hour, or 'Deadly Wives' followed by 'Cops' or 'America's Most Wanted'.

[02ducky]

I am in the same boat, today I was clearing out the DVR and my wife has 13 of those shows recorded all from the same channel (ID). I asks her about it...and she replied that she was way hung the show to figure out how to not get caught. I think I am in trouble.

[claimbuster]

Any changes at your house? More life insurance, change of beneficiaries, not doing the laundry, etc? I'm on constant lookout for things like that.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I'm going to miss you, buddy.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

[jslo]

I didn't say she was watching a show. I said shows. Plural. Been watching them for hours now.

My wife's been watching them for months now. I've learned to sleep with one eye open.

[stoner01]

My wife watched snapped. She always expects ME to go crazy.