Eating Roosters

[glock21]

My friend wants to give me 5 roosters from her farm. My question is are roosters good to eat. I would butcher them right away and cook them. Im not a farmer lol so any intel in appreciated. Thanks.

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[brokenscout]

There fine as long as you like eating Cock:)

[SideShow Bob]

Parts is Parts when it comes to yard birds........

When I was stationed at Ft. Riley, for survival training, we killed, cleaned, cooked and consumed chickens that came from the KSU research labs........

[theGinsue]

Depends on how old they are. I've heard old roosters are not good to eat.

[glock21]

Ill have to ask On the ages of them.

[brokenscout]

Make sure there over 18,lol
Ill have to ask On the ages of them.

[Delfuego]

Roosters, no...
Capon, yes!

Capon (pronounce Kay-Pon) is a rooster that has lost his manhood. They don't fight or pick and get really fat and succulent!

[glock21]

There fine as long as you like eating Cock:)

Ass@#le lol.

[buffalobo]

Soup, stew, crockpot, can - yes.

Fry, bake, roast- no.

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[brokenscout]

Is this your way of coming out:)lol
Ass@#le lol.

[Great-Kazoo]

Ass@#le ? lol.

Which ever end you want to start from.

[brokenscout]

lol
Which ever end you want to start from.

[BPTactical]

There fine as long as you like eating Cock:)

First post wins!



Which ever end you want to start from.

Of course that's worthy too......

Well played gentleman[ROFL3]

[glock21]

Lol. I guess I walked backwards into that one lol

[BPTactical]

Lol. I guess I walked backwards into that one lol

More like Twerked into it Dave......

[glock21]

Now im miley cirus lol

[Jmetz]

There fine as long as you like eating Cock:)

/thread. [ROFL1]

[HoneyBadger]

There fine as long as you like eating Cock:)

/thread. [ROFL1]


Yep... That one wins it! [ROFL3]

[sniper7]

Bunch of picky or anti-cock eaters in here

[brutal]

More like Twerked into it Dave......

Had I not looked that up a few days ago, your post would have compelled me to do so.

Proof that sometimes it's best not to know what a thing is. Or, as the most interesting man in the world might say, "I have no idea what that is."

[Justin]

Undoubtedly I'm about to catch a bunch of flack for posting a French recipe with the word "cock" in the title, but I don't care, because it's damned delicious.

If she's giving you roosters, this presents the perfect opportunity to make Coq au Vin*.

The basic recipe is this:

Take your rooster, bacon, onions, garlic, carrots, some greens like spinach, and a bottle or two of Pinot Noir or Burgundy wine, throw it in a stew pot or crock pot for about 8 hours, and then eat it. It's awesome.

Here's Alton Brown's recipe.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/coq-au-vin-recipe/index.html






*That's what she said.

[sniper7]

Well since he is getting 5 maybe we could make it a group cock eating party?

[blacklabel]

Well since he is getting 5 maybe we could make it a group cock eating party?

I'm going to be busy washing my hair that night.

[Irving]

I'm going to be busy washing my hair that night.

Thank goodness. No one likes a bunch of dirty hair around a cock.

[lpgasman]

Now im miley cirus lol

Here's one that's probably a Bit more up your alley

http://youtu.be/aj7b08qAlGM
Since you brought it up.

[BuffCyclist]

This thread is full of win and I knew it just from the title!

[Aloha_Shooter]

If she's giving you roosters, this presents the perfect opportunity to make Coq au Vin*.

Yep, this situation is exactly what that recipe was invented for.

I have no idea what twerking is exactly but know I don't want anything to do with it if Miley Cyrus is doing it. I didn't think anyone could get skankier than Linday Lohan faster than she did it but Cyrus is giving her a good run for her money.

Enjoy backing your way into things ... ;)

[Dave]

Coq au vin or some other fricassee dish is the way to go. You'll need something flavorful to go with the less than subtle flavors of an old rooster. A confit with heavy amounts of garlic, peppercorns and mirepoix might work too.

[ray1970]

I could tell from the first time I met you that you were the kind of guy that loved cock. [Coffee]

[brokenscout]

Lol, nice
I could tell from the first time I met you that you were the kind of guy that loved cock. [Coffee]

[BPTactical]

I could tell from the first time I met you that you were the kind of guy that loved cock. [Coffee][Faint]

[palepainter]

Could be worse..... 33891

[glock21]

Wow. I posted about a male chicken and all your guys fantasies came out about eating cock lol. That video was disturbing John lol.

[lpgasman]

Wow. I posted about a male chicken and all your guys fantasies came out about eating cock lol. That video was disturbing John lol.
Cum on, pun intended, that's one sexy dude. I hear.

[TriggerHappy]

Cum on, pun intended, that's one sexy dude. I hear.

But does he like getting knocked out?

This thread is so full of win and awesomeness. Worth the read.

[lpgasman]

But does he like getting knocked out.
I would say only if it's another dude, I like getting knocked out by women, well most of the time.[LOL]

[Slapps74]

There fine as long as you like eating Cock:)

Haha. Now that was funny!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Next subject thread... Drinking Bull's milk?

[Great-Kazoo]

Next subject thread... Drinking Bull's milk?

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[BPTactical]

Next subject thread... Drinking Bull's milk?

Or Dicken Cider.........

[lpgasman]

Next subject thread... Drinking Bull's milk?

You asked for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtSazFb5qM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[hatidua]

if there are any interesting colored ones, save the capes, they are great for fly tying.

[BPTactical]

if there are any interesting colored ones, save the capes, they are great for fly tying.

And you actually think there is hope of turning this thread legit?

[lpgasman]

And you actually think there is hope of turning this thread legit?

[ROFL1][ROFL3]