View Full Version : In Soviet Russia, women.....
UrbanWolf
09-20-2013, 11:51
...don't use guns... (It was found to not be true. But funny read none the less)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html
(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html)
BushMasterBoy
09-20-2013, 12:10
We play that game all the time...
Colorado_Outback
09-20-2013, 12:17
Wonder where she's at now since that was 2011..
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."
trlcavscout
09-20-2013, 14:42
OK WTF? I mean really she did not look that bad, how bad could it be to be a sex slave for 3 days? Which salon do I have to rob???
how bad could it be to be a sex slave for 3 days? Which salon do I have to rob???
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/ScreenShot2013-09-20at33329PM_zpsb191fd95.png
trlcavscout
09-20-2013, 15:45
I should have been more specific haha! I went to roosters today and got my wig split, I would be their sex slave.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/ScreenShot2013-09-20at33329PM_zpsb191fd95.png
palepainter
09-20-2013, 16:37
Oh....the horror...the torture.....the pain..... Thank you mam... may I have another? :P
HoneyBadger
09-20-2013, 16:44
Wonder where she's at now since that was 2011..
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."
LOL like that somehow makes it better? [ROFL1]
BushMasterBoy
09-20-2013, 18:04
Wham, bam, thank you mam!
Colorado_Outback
09-20-2013, 18:24
LOL like that somehow makes it better? [ROFL1]
Sounds like the woman of my dreams.. as long as she bought the pants I told her too and made the sammach I asked for... [LOL]
Ive been single too long..
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