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sturn18
09-29-2013, 21:36
We should translate the constitution into Kenyan, then maybe king obama would understand what he's doing wrong.

Sharpienads
09-29-2013, 21:39
Sounds like a keeper!!!

hghclsswhitetrsh
09-29-2013, 21:40
Swahili...

BPTactical
09-30-2013, 09:57
Worthless thread without pics of said genius GF.

SirSai
09-30-2013, 10:16
tell her that is the smartest thing she has ever said. then tell her to make you a sandwich

sturn18
09-30-2013, 10:37
Here's a pic.....

Sharpienads
09-30-2013, 10:41
Is she batman?

sturn18
09-30-2013, 10:48
No, just accident prone.

ChunkyMonkey
09-30-2013, 11:45
Here's a pic.....

She is as covered up as a Muslim...

clark
09-30-2013, 11:52
Those are just boob protectors,,,gotta protect them boobies [Smart][Sofa]

ray1970
09-30-2013, 19:33
Are you sure she isn't a dude? She seems pretty smart and sure as heck can't coordinate her outfit to match anything.

[Coffee]

brokenscout
09-30-2013, 20:57
LMAO
Is she batman?

UrbanWolf
09-30-2013, 21:09
We should translate the constitution into Kenyan, then maybe king obama would understand what he's doing wrong.

Nahm you'd have to translate it into Somali.

sturn18
10-01-2013, 08:17
Are you sure she isn't a dude? She seems pretty smart and sure as heck can't coordinate her outfit to match anything.

[Coffee]

Wow, I've got a smart girl who likes to shoot and ride dirt bikes with me. Is that jealousy I sense?[Kick3][Beer]

sniper7
10-01-2013, 09:01
She is a keeper!

ray1970
10-01-2013, 10:06
Wow, I've got a smart girl who likes to shoot and ride dirt bikes with me. Is that jealousy I sense?[Kick3][Beer]

Nah. Just found the KTM orange helmet, Kawasaki green pants, and Yamaha blue bike a bit funny.

[Beer]

Myssa
10-01-2013, 19:20
tell her that is the smartest thing she has ever said. then tell her to make you a sandwich

Sandwiches are boring; anybody can make a sandwich. I'd rather make real food.


Those are just boob protectors,,,gotta protect them boobies [Smart][Sofa]

I call it my "hard plastic boob-job". :)


Nah. Just found the KTM orange helmet, Kawasaki green pants, and Yamaha blue bike a bit funny.

[Beer]

The KTM orange helmet was the only one at the store that fit....The Yamaha Blue Bike was borrowed..And the Kawasaki green pants match the Kawasaki green jersey I was wearing under the hard plastic boob job -- AND they match the Kawasaki bike sitting in the garage... :)

(And the purple on the boob-protector matches my new Ruger .22 SR.)

[LOL]

ray1970
10-01-2013, 19:34
The KTM orange helmet was the only one at the store that fit....The Yamaha Blue Bike was borrowed..And the Kawasaki green pants match the Kawasaki green jersey I was wearing under the hard plastic boob job -- AND they match the Kawasaki bike sitting in the garage... :)

(And the purple on the boob-protector matches my new Ruger .22 SR.)

[LOL]

It's OK. I seldom match myself.

[Beer]

Myssa
10-01-2013, 20:08
I could have gone with the suzuki yellow top, just to get all of them in there. (And before you say I'd have to have something red for Honda...My leg was reconstructed by Honda, I don't do red bikes!)

Sharpienads
10-01-2013, 21:21
Sandwiches are boring; anybody can make a sandwich. I'd rather make real food.



I call it my "hard plastic boob-job". :)



The KTM orange helmet was the only one at the store that fit....The Yamaha Blue Bike was borrowed..And the Kawasaki green pants match the Kawasaki green jersey I was wearing under the hard plastic boob job -- AND they match the Kawasaki bike sitting in the garage... :)

(And the purple on the boob-protector matches my new Ruger .22 SR.)

[LOL]

Oh snap!!!

Irving
10-01-2013, 22:19
I could have gone with the suzuki yellow top, just to get all of them in there. (And before you say I'd have to have something red for Honda...My leg was reconstructed by Honda, I don't do red bikes!)
Did you go to CU @ Denver?

Myssa
10-01-2013, 22:29
Did you go to CU @ Denver?

Nope.

Irving
10-02-2013, 00:18
Okay thanks.

zzzippper
10-04-2013, 09:47
Sweet. Now if she said "lay back and relax while baby makes daddy feel good" THAT would be a keeper.
We should translate the constitution into Kenyan, then maybe king obama would understand what he's doing wrong.

theGinsue
10-04-2013, 11:29
Sandwiches are boring; anybody can make a sandwich. I'd rather make real food.



I call it my "hard plastic boob-job". :)



The KTM orange helmet was the only one at the store that fit....The Yamaha Blue Bike was borrowed..And the Kawasaki green pants match the Kawasaki green jersey I was wearing under the hard plastic boob job -- AND they match the Kawasaki bike sitting in the garage... :)

(And the purple on the boob-protector matches my new Ruger .22 SR.)

[LOL]


Oh snap!!!
Yeah, I think the fellas in this thread got powned!

I think you look great on that bike Myssa.Work hard, play hard.

Aloha_Shooter
10-04-2013, 12:13
You have a keeper there sturn18. Myssa, if he doesn't treat you right, I'm sure there's a dozen guys on here who'd be happy to spoil an intelligent attractive woman who makes real food and knows how to handle a gun ... :D

SirSai
10-04-2013, 14:53
Sandwiches are boring; anybody can make a sandwich. I'd rather make real food.

Okay make him a steak then. Pronto