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We should translate the constitution into Kenyan, then maybe king obama would understand what he's doing wrong.
Sharpienads
09-29-2013, 21:39
Sounds like a keeper!!!
hghclsswhitetrsh
09-29-2013, 21:40
Swahili...
BPTactical
09-30-2013, 09:57
Worthless thread without pics of said genius GF.
tell her that is the smartest thing she has ever said. then tell her to make you a sandwich
Sharpienads
09-30-2013, 10:41
Is she batman?
ChunkyMonkey
09-30-2013, 11:45
Here's a pic.....
She is as covered up as a Muslim...
Those are just boob protectors,,,gotta protect them boobies [Smart][Sofa]
Are you sure she isn't a dude? She seems pretty smart and sure as heck can't coordinate her outfit to match anything.
[Coffee]
brokenscout
09-30-2013, 20:57
LMAO
Is she batman?
UrbanWolf
09-30-2013, 21:09
We should translate the constitution into Kenyan, then maybe king obama would understand what he's doing wrong.
Nahm you'd have to translate it into Somali.
Are you sure she isn't a dude? She seems pretty smart and sure as heck can't coordinate her outfit to match anything.
[Coffee]
Wow, I've got a smart girl who likes to shoot and ride dirt bikes with me. Is that jealousy I sense?[Kick3][Beer]
Wow, I've got a smart girl who likes to shoot and ride dirt bikes with me. Is that jealousy I sense?[Kick3][Beer]
Nah. Just found the KTM orange helmet, Kawasaki green pants, and Yamaha blue bike a bit funny.
[Beer]
tell her that is the smartest thing she has ever said. then tell her to make you a sandwich
Sandwiches are boring; anybody can make a sandwich. I'd rather make real food.
Those are just boob protectors,,,gotta protect them boobies [Smart][Sofa]
I call it my "hard plastic boob-job". :)
Nah. Just found the KTM orange helmet, Kawasaki green pants, and Yamaha blue bike a bit funny.
[Beer]
The KTM orange helmet was the only one at the store that fit....The Yamaha Blue Bike was borrowed..And the Kawasaki green pants match the Kawasaki green jersey I was wearing under the hard plastic boob job -- AND they match the Kawasaki bike sitting in the garage... :)
(And the purple on the boob-protector matches my new Ruger .22 SR.)
[LOL]
The KTM orange helmet was the only one at the store that fit....The Yamaha Blue Bike was borrowed..And the Kawasaki green pants match the Kawasaki green jersey I was wearing under the hard plastic boob job -- AND they match the Kawasaki bike sitting in the garage... :)
(And the purple on the boob-protector matches my new Ruger .22 SR.)
[LOL]
It's OK. I seldom match myself.
[Beer]
I could have gone with the suzuki yellow top, just to get all of them in there. (And before you say I'd have to have something red for Honda...My leg was reconstructed by Honda, I don't do red bikes!)
Sharpienads
10-01-2013, 21:21
Sandwiches are boring; anybody can make a sandwich. I'd rather make real food.
I call it my "hard plastic boob-job". :)
The KTM orange helmet was the only one at the store that fit....The Yamaha Blue Bike was borrowed..And the Kawasaki green pants match the Kawasaki green jersey I was wearing under the hard plastic boob job -- AND they match the Kawasaki bike sitting in the garage... :)
(And the purple on the boob-protector matches my new Ruger .22 SR.)
[LOL]
Oh snap!!!
I could have gone with the suzuki yellow top, just to get all of them in there. (And before you say I'd have to have something red for Honda...My leg was reconstructed by Honda, I don't do red bikes!)
Did you go to CU @ Denver?
Did you go to CU @ Denver?
Nope.
zzzippper
10-04-2013, 09:47
Sweet. Now if she said "lay back and relax while baby makes daddy feel good" THAT would be a keeper.
We should translate the constitution into Kenyan, then maybe king obama would understand what he's doing wrong.
theGinsue
10-04-2013, 11:29
Sandwiches are boring; anybody can make a sandwich. I'd rather make real food.
I call it my "hard plastic boob-job". :)
The KTM orange helmet was the only one at the store that fit....The Yamaha Blue Bike was borrowed..And the Kawasaki green pants match the Kawasaki green jersey I was wearing under the hard plastic boob job -- AND they match the Kawasaki bike sitting in the garage... :)
(And the purple on the boob-protector matches my new Ruger .22 SR.)
[LOL]
Oh snap!!!
Yeah, I think the fellas in this thread got powned!
I think you look great on that bike Myssa.Work hard, play hard.
Aloha_Shooter
10-04-2013, 12:13
You have a keeper there sturn18. Myssa, if he doesn't treat you right, I'm sure there's a dozen guys on here who'd be happy to spoil an intelligent attractive woman who makes real food and knows how to handle a gun ... :D
Sandwiches are boring; anybody can make a sandwich. I'd rather make real food.
Okay make him a steak then. Pronto
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