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BPTactical
10-10-2013, 18:44
I thought this was good:




"Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband.

"No"...said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her
blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.

He took the crumpled twenty dollar note from her ...and smiled approvingly.



"Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband?

"No ..no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer knickers... and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note.




He took the crumpled fifty dollar note... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.






"Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen $10,000 all crumpled up?"

"No, never" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited).

"Well, go and look in the garage!"..........
Zach O
10-10-2013, 18:49
HA!
islandermyk
10-10-2013, 19:14
[Wow2]

that's so bad[ROFL1]
Irving
10-10-2013, 19:42
A few minutes later the neighbors heard him scream, "OH NO, MY 2005 FORD EXPLORER WITH 135,000 MILES!"
Tinelement
10-10-2013, 19:43
Hahaha!
[ROFL1]
JohnTRourke
10-11-2013, 09:45
that's freaking great!!!!!!!!
BlasterBob
10-11-2013, 10:19
[LOL]
anaphylaxis
10-11-2013, 14:28
LOL hahahahaa
ZERO THEORY
10-11-2013, 17:14
This must be a joke for old people.


A few minutes later the neighbors heard him scream, "OH NO, MY 2005 FORD EXPLORER WITH 135,000 MILES!"

Yeah, $10K? Me thinks this joke might have some mileage on it, itself.
jerrymrc
10-11-2013, 20:10
This must be a joke for old people.



Yeah, $10K? Me thinks this joke might have some mileage on it, itself.

If you know Bert it works.[LOL][Flower]
Steps
10-11-2013, 20:14
ROFL....
sabot_round
10-12-2013, 12:47
[ROFL2][Beer]