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davsel
10-14-2013, 22:54
From: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mosin-nagant

mosin-nagant
The Mosin-nagant is an old school bolt action rifle from Russia. Originally designed by a drunk Russian engineer and an even more drunk Belgian gunsmith, who drew up blueprints on napkins in the back of a pub somewhere in Siberia in a vodka-induced stupor. The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of. The Mosin-nagant was used by the Russians in both world wars, so it's killed more Germans than collisions on the autobahn and under-cooked sauerkraut combined. Surplus Mosins can be found at gunshops in the States for like a hundred bucks on sale, and ammo is cheap surplus, so this is what real men shoot who don't want to drop $1299.99 on an AR-15 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=AR-15) which fires a .22 round and that's made out of recycled milk jugs and Legos. Many of them come with a bayonet that's roughly the size of the sword William Wallace (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=William%20Wallace) used in Braveheart (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Braveheart). In the absence of gun oil, you can clean a Mosin by pissing down the barrel and wiping the bolt off with a dirty rag that you found on the floor in a Grease Monkey (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grease%20Monkey). Try that with a rifle that was designed less than 50 years ago.
Joe: " I need a rifle that is ten feet long and fires anti-tank rounds, but Ive only got 200 dollars!"

Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"

In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!

DonnyCommo
10-14-2013, 23:36
Pfffffft I hate mosins and that was hysterical

buffalobo
10-14-2013, 23:38
Wish I could claim it, that is fukkin cool. [Beer]

buffalobo
10-14-2013, 23:39
Pfffffft I hate mosins and that was hysterical


How could you hate a rifle that fire you? [Coffee]

ray1970
10-14-2013, 23:52
Nice.

T-Giv
10-15-2013, 03:46
As I was reading the response from Ivan at the bottom I had a perfect Russian accent in my head. Too funny!