View Full Version : Eating bacon lowers sperm quality, study shows
HBARleatherneck
10-16-2013, 14:07
no wonder why you gentiles arent getting the job done.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/10/16/eating-bacon-lowers-sperm-quality-study-shows/?intcmp=latestnews
no wonder the musllims are out breeding you 8 to 1.
SuperiorDG
10-16-2013, 14:11
Doesn't affect me, don't need to pay more child support anyway.
You'd think the grease would help them slide up there.
Being vegetarian + having had a vasectomy, I'm not at high risk of entering maternity wards or birthing classes any time soon!
sellersm
10-16-2013, 14:22
What I want to know is: who ever decided to even look for a correlation between eating bacon & sperm quality?
I need to eat more bacon
+1
cfortune
10-16-2013, 14:33
What I want to know is: who ever decided to even look for a correlation between eating bacon & sperm quality?
lol seriously.
anaphylaxis
10-16-2013, 14:41
Maybe bacon should be mandatory on the diet for certain members of society? "Don't have a kid you can't afford to feed" and all that...
muddywings
10-16-2013, 14:42
hell yea.... https://www.ar-15.co/threads/117583-Denver-Bacon-and-Beer-Festival
HoneyBadger
10-16-2013, 14:49
I will not be changing my diet any time soon.
lpgasman
10-16-2013, 14:56
[LOL]I don't think it affects my socks.
spqrzilla
10-16-2013, 15:36
Lies! Its all lies!
lpgasman
10-16-2013, 15:45
Bacon tastes good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exvFS4UuXUg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
RblDiver
10-16-2013, 15:50
Survival of the Fittest. If the sperm can't stand bacon, they don't deserve that egg!
sounds like a win/win for us guys (unless of course you want kids). I think I would have to say this is bull shit....
Reading the article one could conclude if you wrap fish in equal amounts of bacon your sperm wouldn't be effected.
Study was conducted by the National CHICKEN Farmers Association.
Nuff said.
blacklabel
10-16-2013, 19:12
I had 4 pieces tonight. I'm obviously not worried about it.
sounds like a win/win for us guys (unless of course you want kids). I think I would have to say this is bull shit....
I think I need to eat more bacon
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What I want to know is: who ever decided to even look for a correlation between eating bacon & sperm quality?
I'd bet it was the breakfast sausage lobby.
EAT MORE SAUSAGE!!! [Coffee]
ZERO THEORY
10-16-2013, 20:52
I don't eat bacon, so no cares are given.
68Charger
10-19-2013, 21:48
I will counter with THIS study: http://www.wired.com/design/2013/10/bacon-is-a-miracle-food/?viewall=true
I wonder if it has anything to do with the "bad" ingredients in bacon? Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrate, Sodium Phosphate, Potassium Chloride?
I prefer uncured bacon, has none of the above ingredients...
This study says it's healthy (seems like an impartial site to me, lol): http://bacontoday.com/top-10-reasons-bacon-is-actually-healthy-for-you/
mtnrider
10-19-2013, 22:03
I'm calling bullshit on this one. I've eaten a truck load of bacon in my life time. I'm almost 50 and have had 3 kids in the past 5 years .....enough said. And they all love bacon?
wctriumph
10-20-2013, 12:10
I'm eating bacon right now, with onions, garlic, eggs and toast, all in one bowl. Umm,umm, good!
I just mutated my sperm a few hours ago. Yummm!
I will counter with THIS study: http://www.wired.com/design/2013/10/bacon-is-a-miracle-food/?viewall=true
I wonder if it has anything to do with the "bad" ingredients in bacon? Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrate, Sodium Phosphate, Potassium Chloride?
I prefer uncured bacon, has none of the above ingredients...
This study says it's healthy (seems like an impartial site to me, lol): http://bacontoday.com/top-10-reasons-bacon-is-actually-healthy-for-you/
Where do you get uncured bacon?
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