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HBARleatherneck
10-16-2013, 14:07
no wonder why you gentiles arent getting the job done.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/10/16/eating-bacon-lowers-sperm-quality-study-shows/?intcmp=latestnews

no wonder the musllims are out breeding you 8 to 1.

SuperiorDG
10-16-2013, 14:11
Doesn't affect me, don't need to pay more child support anyway.

Sparky
10-16-2013, 14:11
I need to eat more bacon

Dave_L
10-16-2013, 14:16
You'd think the grease would help them slide up there.

hatidua
10-16-2013, 14:21
Being vegetarian + having had a vasectomy, I'm not at high risk of entering maternity wards or birthing classes any time soon!

sellersm
10-16-2013, 14:22
What I want to know is: who ever decided to even look for a correlation between eating bacon & sperm quality?

def90
10-16-2013, 14:26
I need to eat more bacon

+1

cfortune
10-16-2013, 14:33
What I want to know is: who ever decided to even look for a correlation between eating bacon & sperm quality?

lol seriously.

anaphylaxis
10-16-2013, 14:41
Maybe bacon should be mandatory on the diet for certain members of society? "Don't have a kid you can't afford to feed" and all that...

muddywings
10-16-2013, 14:42
hell yea.... https://www.ar-15.co/threads/117583-Denver-Bacon-and-Beer-Festival

HoneyBadger
10-16-2013, 14:49
I will not be changing my diet any time soon.

lpgasman
10-16-2013, 14:56
[LOL]I don't think it affects my socks.

KS63
10-16-2013, 15:06
This study full of shit.

spqrzilla
10-16-2013, 15:36
Lies! Its all lies!

lpgasman
10-16-2013, 15:45
Bacon tastes good!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exvFS4UuXUg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

RblDiver
10-16-2013, 15:50
Survival of the Fittest. If the sperm can't stand bacon, they don't deserve that egg!

clark
10-16-2013, 16:49
sounds like a win/win for us guys (unless of course you want kids). I think I would have to say this is bull shit....

Wulf202
10-16-2013, 18:30
Reading the article one could conclude if you wrap fish in equal amounts of bacon your sperm wouldn't be effected.

Mtn.man
10-16-2013, 18:44
Study was conducted by the National CHICKEN Farmers Association.



Nuff said.

blacklabel
10-16-2013, 19:12
I had 4 pieces tonight. I'm obviously not worried about it.

Monky
10-16-2013, 20:21
sounds like a win/win for us guys (unless of course you want kids). I think I would have to say this is bull shit....

I think I need to eat more bacon


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Ah Pook
10-16-2013, 20:39
What I want to know is: who ever decided to even look for a correlation between eating bacon & sperm quality?
I'd bet it was the breakfast sausage lobby.

EAT MORE SAUSAGE!!! [Coffee]

ZERO THEORY
10-16-2013, 20:52
I don't eat bacon, so no cares are given.

68Charger
10-19-2013, 21:48
I will counter with THIS study: http://www.wired.com/design/2013/10/bacon-is-a-miracle-food/?viewall=true

I wonder if it has anything to do with the "bad" ingredients in bacon? Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrate, Sodium Phosphate, Potassium Chloride?
I prefer uncured bacon, has none of the above ingredients...

This study says it's healthy (seems like an impartial site to me, lol): http://bacontoday.com/top-10-reasons-bacon-is-actually-healthy-for-you/

mtnrider
10-19-2013, 22:03
I'm calling bullshit on this one. I've eaten a truck load of bacon in my life time. I'm almost 50 and have had 3 kids in the past 5 years .....enough said. And they all love bacon?

wctriumph
10-20-2013, 12:10
I'm eating bacon right now, with onions, garlic, eggs and toast, all in one bowl. Umm,umm, good!

bryjcom
10-20-2013, 12:15
I just mutated my sperm a few hours ago. Yummm!

Sparky
10-20-2013, 14:15
I will counter with THIS study: http://www.wired.com/design/2013/10/bacon-is-a-miracle-food/?viewall=true

I wonder if it has anything to do with the "bad" ingredients in bacon? Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrate, Sodium Phosphate, Potassium Chloride?
I prefer uncured bacon, has none of the above ingredients...

This study says it's healthy (seems like an impartial site to me, lol): http://bacontoday.com/top-10-reasons-bacon-is-actually-healthy-for-you/

Where do you get uncured bacon?