Getting Old Sucks

[SuperiorDG]

So today I turn 46 and while eating a muffin this morning my tooth breaks in half. Getting old sucks. That is all. [dammit]

[wctriumph]

You got that right. I just turned 58-teen so you have a while before you are "Old". Right now you are what we call "Middle Aged". Not for much longer!!

[Beer]

TEA

III

[Bailey Guns]

Wait...what were we talking about?

[JohnTRourke]

a muffin???????
just how old was this muffin?????

[crays]

Happy Birthday, anyway.

[SuperiorDG]

a muffin???????
just how old was this muffin?????

Sausage McMuffin

[Sawin]

Happy Birthday DG!!

[sniper7]

time for a million dollar lawsuit. stale mcmuffins breaking teeth. can't be good for publicity

[generalmeow]

If I'm going to pay a couple hundred dollars for a muffin, it better have hair around it.

[Tinelement]

I have heard of having to knock the dust off a muffin.....
but none that would have dried up enough to break a tooth!


Happy Birthday!!! [Beer]

[Great-Kazoo]

So today I turn 46 and while eating a muffin this morning my tooth breaks in half. Getting old sucks. That is all. [dammit]



Word to the young, Next time you're down on a muffin. Ask her to remove her jewelry, just saying.

[robertcolorado2009]

Happy B-DAY!!! not to rattle you, I'm going on 57 in January, I am going into this life changing era kicking and screaming. Mom's 87 and can't remember anything from yesterday. If this is what I have to look forward to, then I'm checking out long before I'm 87! (Probably as soon as I get done spending the inheritance, LOL!)

[Gman]

Sausage McMuffin
I hate to break it to you, but that wasn't "sausage". [Coffee]

At first I was thinking, "That's one helluva bran fiber muffin."

Fortunately my teeth are holding up better than my joints. Sucking it up and playing sports when you're already injured comes back to haunt you as you age.

...and happy B-day![Party1]

[BlasterBob]

OK, as everyone probably knows I am most likely the oldest of the "Old Farts" on this site, turning 77 in December.. A lot of people claim that once you pass 65, the years are said to be the "golden years". BULL SHIT - don't believe it!! Enjoy those 40's and 50's and save, save, save your money as retirement checks may get to be very insecure in the not too distant future. [blaster]

[Sawin]

Word to the young, Next time you're down on a muffin. Ask her to remove her jewelry, just saying.

Why am I not surprised Jim had this ^^^ advice. He's so wise.

[Great-Kazoo]

Why am I not surprised Jim had this ^^^ advice. He's so wise.

Live & Learn. What ever i can pass on to the youngsters i will.

[SuperiorDG]

Word to the young, Next time you're down on a muffin. Ask her to remove her jewelry, just saying.

I only wish I had your experiences Jim.

[Great-Kazoo]

I only wish I had your experiences Jim.

No you don't, it has not been a yellow brick walk by any means. There are some unprintable events i've been witness to, over the years, Many.

[cstone]

I'm sort of looking forward to not remembering yesterday, or a couple of hours ago, or my own name. The only thing that will be bad about it is I won't remember how good it is not remembering what I wanted to forget.

Happy Birthday! Chew on the other side.

[gnihcraes]

Happy Birthday!

My 46 is in a couple weeks, and I started the downhill slide at 34 with a stroke... brain surgery at 44, tooth aint nutn. Hope you can get it fixed up and working again.

Happy Birthday!

[SuperiorDG]

Thanks for the good thoughts folks. I think its passed my bed time.

[ANADRILL]

obama got u

[Irving]

Oh man I know how you feel. One time I chipped my tooth on this guy's foot when he was stomping my head into the ground in a parking garage.

[brutal]

You still got teeth?

[TheGrey]

Happy birthday! :)

Maybe you should switch to donuts or something. Those mcmuffins sound dangerous.

[StagLefty]

You kids are funny [ROFL2]