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Ronin13

11-07-2013, 19:55

Problem solved.

http://designingsound.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/blain-coopers-mini-gun.jpg
I was gonna say D- I pull out a belt-fed, air cooled, full automatic crew served machine gun and dine like a king on raptor meat tonight... but I like your answer better. [LOL]

ray1970

11-07-2013, 19:55

I do believe this is the correct firearm for dinosaurs...

http://youtu.be/wRllb6l9dKI

merl

11-07-2013, 20:02

clever girl

First one you are going to be eaten after 4 seconds.
Raptor will have run 64m, you will have run 24m. The raptor will be going 16m/s at that time, hopefully fast enough to knock you out before she eats you.

Initial distance of 40m
add 6m/s to distance for the panicked human
reduce distance by 4m/s^2 for the hungry raprot (until 6.25sec, then cap at 25m/s)

0=40+6t-4t^2, solve for t. Multiply by 6 to get human distance, add 40 to human distance to get raptor distance
(nice nerd snipe)

Second one, the wounded raptor doesn't matter. They are too close to reach that 10m/s top speed and there is nothing about slower acceleration. Aim for the middle of any edge or just cower, you are not getting far.

KS63

11-07-2013, 20:24

Correct answer to the question doesn't matter. Without a firearm you're F'd.

UrbanWolf

11-07-2013, 20:26

Correct answer to the question doesn't matter. Without a firearm you're F'd.

Educate raptors to not eat people.

electronman1729

11-07-2013, 20:58

36107

sniper7

11-07-2013, 21:33

you're not going to be thinking about speed at a time like that. Plus it didn't factor in the adrenaline rush you would get where you would run probably 10m/s

also don't want to negate that fact that when you projectile shit your pants at top speed I think you would get at least 1-2m/s boost from that.

it's a poorly written problem.

spqrzilla

11-07-2013, 21:38

You sure the t-rex are going to eat you?

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383881898&sr=8-1&keywords=dinosaur+erotica

Irving

11-07-2013, 21:47

Beprepared

11-07-2013, 21:51

Just got back from a physics exam (chapter 7-9). That problem is SO chapter 2. I'm not doing any more math, back to my wine!

OtterbatHellcat

11-07-2013, 21:52

I think Merls diagnosis is neato.

:D

Gman

11-07-2013, 22:41

There's no proof that velociraptors and humans existed at the same time. The fundamental questions are flawed.

buffalobo

11-07-2013, 22:52

If you're unarmed, you are lunch. [panic]

OtterbatHellcat

11-07-2013, 22:52

Yeah, but it's funny though.

ray1970

11-07-2013, 22:52

You sure the t-rex are going to eat you?

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383881898&sr=8-1&keywords=dinosaur+erotica

It's not a T-Rex. It's a raptor.

http://www.amazon.com/Running-Raptor-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JN7Y/ref=pd_sim_kstore_3

UrbanWolf

11-07-2013, 22:57

It's not a T-Rex. It's a raptor.

http://www.amazon.com/Running-Raptor-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JN7Y/ref=pd_sim_kstore_3
So i guess women don't watch porn, but they read the crap out of it?

theGinsue

11-07-2013, 23:03

Educate raptors to not eat people.
36115
...and I laughed.

You sure the t-rex are going to eat you?
Dinosaur erotica aside, this is a valid question. To make the gigantic leap to believing that these creatures would automatically want to eat you is RACIST. Damned tea-partiers! /sarcasm

TFOGGER

11-07-2013, 23:09

I was told there'd be no math...

sellersm

11-07-2013, 23:22

Well if you use the new, common core math (remember that thread? 3x4=11...) then the answer to #1 is "not very far", and the answer to #2 is "away from the raptor"!!

MrPrena

11-07-2013, 23:43

I wanted to write something funny, but for the respect to high school teachers who wants kids to get into Phys or engineering field, I would rather not be funny. [Sarcasm2]

brutal

11-08-2013, 01:19

The answer to all is "Nuke from high orbit."

rockhound

11-08-2013, 06:50

if crap like that is being read we are all doomed so just let the damn thing eat you

O2HeN2

11-08-2013, 09:37

Problem solved.

http://designingsound.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/blain-coopers-mini-gun.jpg

What's an ex-govenor going to do, ban velociraptors?

O2

Justin

11-08-2013, 09:52

There's no proof that velociraptors and humans existed at the same time. The fundamental questions are flawed.

Assume you find yourself on Isla Nublar as portrayed in the Jurassic Park series.

thvigil11

11-08-2013, 10:06

If we are going by Jurassic Park rules, then the T-Rex will show up out of the blue and save your ass at the last minute. Problem solved.

merl

11-08-2013, 10:10

If we are going by Jurassic Park rules, then the T-Rex will show up out of the blue and save your ass at the last minute. Problem solved.

Only if you are the hero and lets face it, we're extras or at best doomed minor cast.

thvigil11

11-08-2013, 10:37

Only if you are the hero and lets face it, we're extras or at best doomed minor cast.

True. I am a brown skinned person and that doesn't bode well for me. Hopefully I at least heroically sacrifice myself to get the generator running or something.

centrarchidae

11-08-2013, 12:04

Only if you are the hero and lets face it, we're extras or at best doomed minor cast.

You might have a chance. I'm wearing a red shirt.

RblDiver

11-08-2013, 12:15

1. Not far enough.
2. 0 degrees. You're holding your arms like Superman, just fly up!
3. Find a vent.

TFOGGER

11-08-2013, 12:36

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RaZ7btje5Jo/TKeCx-T23WI/AAAAAAAAA5M/VVPN1OnAYxc/s400/Mk_47_Striker_40_automatic_grenade_launcher_US_Arm y_United_States_001.jpg

Solved.

UrbanWolf

11-08-2013, 12:59

Only if you are the hero and lets face it, we're extras or at best doomed minor cast.

We are at best the guards with shotguns and AR.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090430164653/jurassicpark/images/8/8b/Robert_Muldoon.JPG

O2HeN2

11-08-2013, 13:03

1. ~49.5m. Will check my math later. Exercised some brain cells that haven't been used for awhile.

However, we all know that in Hollywood pursuing monsters/whatever asymptotically catch up with the hero. Witness the woolly ice creature in the Star Trek reboot chasing Kirk. Seconds to catch up, then on his heels until it gets munched by the "spider".

Aloha_Shooter

11-08-2013, 13:30

If we are going by Jurassic Park rules, then the T-Rex will show up out of the blue and save your ass at the last minute. Problem solved.

Unless you're the lawyer.

merl

11-08-2013, 15:33

On further study the second one is a trick question. You live longest standing still if you assume the raptors are smart enough to lead their prey. (and they are)

sniper7

11-08-2013, 15:59

What if the second one you stand still then drop to the ground as the first two hit each other then the third runs into them, then you get up and run? How long can you live then?

brutal

11-08-2013, 18:05

Just piss and puke on them and you will survive.

wctriumph

11-08-2013, 18:11

Uhm, Dinosaurs are dead so ...

I live! Yaaayyyyy!!!

BushMasterBoy

11-08-2013, 19:11

I have a hand grenade...pin pulled, stuffed up my ass!

OtterbatHellcat

11-08-2013, 19:11

lmao.

the pin, or the grenade?

Gman

11-08-2013, 19:23

ROTFLMAO![ROFL2]

Sharpienads

11-09-2013, 01:09

Velociraptors were only about the size of a large chicken, so when it got close I would just kick it until it decided I wasn't worth it.

TFOGGER

11-09-2013, 08:37

Velociraptors were only about the size of a large chicken, so when it got close I would just kick it until it decided I wasn't worth it.

I dunno....ever been attacked by a goose? Imagine one with razor sharp teeth and claws...

merl

11-09-2013, 09:16

I dunno....ever been attacked by a goose? Imagine one with razor sharp teeth and claws...

Puts being nibbled to death by ducks in a whole new light.

brutal

11-09-2013, 09:57

You fuckers had me dreaming about getting attacked by giant prehistoric Monitor Lizards.

Can we start a thread that involves a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead?

UrbanWolf

11-09-2013, 11:06

You fuckers had me dreaming about getting attacked by giant prehistoric Monitor Lizards.

Can we start a thread that involves a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead?

You mean Diane Feinstein, Hilary Clinton, and Nancy Pelosi?

wctriumph

11-09-2013, 11:47

^^^ Thanks for the little taste of vomit this morning, really appreciated that.

beast556

11-09-2013, 12:01

Educate raptors to not eat people.

+1 This is the answer any liberal wil give you.

The real answer[AR15]

beast556

11-09-2013, 12:04

You mean Diane Feinstein, Hilary Clinton, and Nancy Pelosi?

This is wrong on all levels you have taken it to far. Your gonna give us all nightmares.

ZERO THEORY

11-09-2013, 12:23

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4fde913d4e4e2788edabccd48f7c0e41/tumblr_mtuo5vta901rw5vcwo1_400.gif

BushMasterBoy

11-09-2013, 13:27

A liberal will tell you to smear BBQ sauce all over yourself...personally I'll stick with my grenade.

Irving

11-09-2013, 13:59

Velociraptors were only about the size of a large chicken, so when it got close I would just kick it until it decided I wasn't worth it.

What about the Utah Raptor?