YEAH BABY I SIGNED UP FOR OBAMA CARE

[Great-Kazoo]

All it took was some patience, understanding, it is really us and not the ACA website. Whats even better, whoever i was talking to [GEORGE with a crazy "southern" accent] while walking through the web site. LET ME USE MY CREDIT CARD TO CHARGE THE WHOLE 2014 YEAR.
AM I STOKED YOU BETCHCA. EVEN BETTER they sent me my coverage by e-mail. AFTER i gave them my password, since they could not e-mail from their location without it.
TEAM AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
I printed out a copy and wanted to share my coverage. It's so AMAZING my / OUR president has everyone's best interest at hand.

Here it is COMPARE and weep you slackers.

AFFORDABLE CARE ACT ENROLLMENT PLAN :


• An aspirin and a band-aid.

• An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

• A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

• A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster

• A 'Tax the Rich' banner

• An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

• An application for food stamps

• A prayer rug

• A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

• And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my azs.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon

[opie011]

Damn that's a nice plan. I couldn't afford that plan as the aspirin and band aid threw off my budget.....can't wait for the yard sign (I love yard signs [Beer])

[streetglideok]

Hell yeah where da obamafonez?[obama]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio

[sniper7]

sweet! Can I be a dependent on your plan?

[T-Giv]

That video pisses me off every time I watch it. If we had a double face palm smiley I would attach it here.

[streetglideok]

Lol it gets on my nerves too, but it fits.

[OtterbatHellcat]

That is damn funny.

I don't know who picks out the titles and all that, but I think Jim's title should be...

Jim *is the shit*.

D

[RblDiver]

I'd have gone with "Jim *Gotz da Obamacare yo!*"

[dan512]

When I was in high school a buddy of mine ran for student council. He gave speeches promising shorter school days, longer lunches, no homework, etc. He knew what he was promising was bullshit (you know, laws and that) but he said he thought it was funny that people bought in to it. I thought the students would get a good laugh out of him, but no way would they vote for someone who was clearly fucking with them. Lo and behold my friend wound up being class president.
I only say all this because every time I see our President speak and promise cell phones, health care, etc I can't help but think of my high school buddy, and wonder if the President and his friends know they are full of shit.

[Great-Kazoo]

sweet! Can I be a dependent on your plan?

Same sex partners have a lower premium and deductible. You want bottom, again?

[killianak9]

Same sex partners have a lower premium and deductible. You want bottom, again?

Lmao, damn. All in the name of insurance😲

[Ronin13]

Did you get to keep your doctor, period? Or did you not like him to begin with so this was your best shot to getting rid of the bastard?

[Great-Kazoo]

Lmao, damn. All in the name of insurance

You're in Good Hands [mlp]

[Rucker61]

Where's the Che Guevara hoodie?

[Great-Kazoo]

Where's the Che Guevara hoodie?

start about 1:20

When a group of people wanted to stand on their own, not a .gov step stool.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et68oUsqWm4

[Irving]

You're in Good Hands [mlp]

You son of a...

[jerrymrc]

This all is so wrong. [Coffee]

[Great-Kazoo]

You son of a...

GOT SUGAR ?

[Joe_K]

The Affordable Boat Act

The U.S. government has just passed a new law called: "The affordable boat act" declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat,by April 2014.

These "affordable" boats will cost an average of 54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and registration fees, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs.

This law has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase boats. This new laws ensures that every American can now have an "affordable" boat of their own, because everyone is "entitled" to a new boat. If you purchase your boat before the end of the year, you will receive 4 "free" life jackets; not including monthly usage fees.

In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable boat, the costs of owning a boat will increase on average 250-400% per year. This way,wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don't want or can't afford to maintain. But to be fair, people who can't afford to maintain their boat will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents boats to party on until they turn 27; then must purchase their
own boat.

If you already have a boat, you can keep yours (just kidding; no you can't).

If you don't want or don't need a boat, you are required to buy one anyhow.

If you refuse to buy one or can't afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 until you purchase one or face imprisonment.

Failure to use the boat will also result in fines. People living in the desert; inner cities or areas with no access to lakes are not exempt. Age, motion sickness, experience, knowledge nor lack of desire are acceptable excuses for not using your boat.

A government review board (that doesn't know the difference between the port, starboard or stern of a boat) will decide everything, including; when,where, how often and for what purposes you can use your boat along with how many people can ride your boat and determine if one is too old or healthy enough to be able to use their boat. They will also decide if your boat has out lived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories,or a newer and more expensive boat.

Those that can afford yachts will be required to do so...it’s only fair.

Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a boat, they and their families can obtain boats free, at the expense of tax payers.
Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$) are also exempt.

Yea...it's that stupid...


Sent from my PRC 117A in my Batmobile disguised as a sedan.

[Mtn.man]

Did you get to keep your doctor, period? Or did you not like him to begin with so this was your best shot to getting rid of the bastard?


I hope you didn't get your period.

[RblDiver]

The Affordable Boat Act

The U.S. government has just passed a new law called: "The affordable boat act" declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat,by April 2014.

No, never, no way! You can't make me!

...But change that to The Affordable Pirate Ship Act, and, well, I suppose there are levels of tyranny we can accept, we must all do our share, and all that! Arrrrrr!