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UrbanWolf
12-01-2013, 00:31
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/03/science/coming-soon-a-night-watchman-with-wheels.html?_r=0

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/12/03/science/03markoff/03markoff-articleLarge.jpg

These little robots are made aiming to stop incidents like Sandy Hook, apparently the NRA's idea of armed security was too crazy and expensive. These bots will likely never be armed, how a neutered Dalek or R2D2 wanna-be could save anyone in Sandy Hook is beyond me. But it sure will be fine watching it explode when shot with water gun.

**For those who don't know, the Daleks are an alien race of advanced war machines from Doctor Who.

cstone
12-01-2013, 01:02
Exterminate!

Uberjager
12-01-2013, 01:22
Exterminate!

Great-Kazoo
12-01-2013, 01:31
KILL THE DOCTOR, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE

TFOGGER
12-01-2013, 09:38
Where's the toilet plunger? Davros is NOT pleased!

http://lanternhollow.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/daleks-2012.jpg

Scanker19
12-01-2013, 09:57
EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy123/jordanls19/6B4FEC3D-FD98-46B8-B011-2641FA87B974_zpstawpnprf.jpg (http://s784.photobucket.com/user/jordanls19/media/6B4FEC3D-FD98-46B8-B011-2641FA87B974_zpstawpnprf.jpg.html)

Ridge
12-01-2013, 11:59
I have no idea how this thing is supposed to stop a school shooting. It reminds me of that little robot POS on the Death Star that takes off when Chewbacca growls at it.

tmleadr03
12-01-2013, 12:18
I think this would be a better idea, with one or two software tweaks.

No cake for the fat kids.

[Img]http://neil.fraser.name/news/2010/turret-portal.jpg[img]

Ridge
12-01-2013, 12:21
http://i.imgur.com/7hNYCzs.jpg

UrbanWolf
12-01-2013, 14:21
I have no idea how this thing is supposed to stop a school shooting. It reminds me of that little robot POS on the Death Star that takes off when Chewbacca growls at it.

It's quite obvious how it stops school shooting, it doesn't. But it shows Liberal love for the children and their devotion to waste money and resource on hypothetical ideas that make their fellow liberals feel better.

jerrymrc
12-01-2013, 14:42
Sterilize, sterilize.[Flower] 37291

Zundfolge
12-01-2013, 17:14
It's ironic that they'd use Daleks to protect our children when the main goal of the schools is to turn them into Cybermen.