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Marlin
03-30-2009, 21:15
I need My own entourage,,,, Any volenteers?
opie011
03-30-2009, 21:45
Any benifits/perks to becoming part of this entourage?
ChunkyMonkey
03-30-2009, 21:50
IN! I ll be your double
7idl
03-30-2009, 22:07
I need My own entourage,,,, Any volenteers?


Manager of this site not working out for ya? [ROFL1]
Irish
03-30-2009, 22:10
Can I be the Driver? I likes to go fast![Driver]
Medic583
03-30-2009, 22:37
Have jump kit, will travel . . . your very own personal paramedic [Kick2]
GhostRider
03-30-2009, 22:45
I can be the bodyguard
Marlin
03-30-2009, 23:11
Manager of this site not working out for ya? [ROFL1]

Well I figured that if fearless socialist leader could have one of 500 to go to Europe,,,,, Why couldn't I

I didn't get an entourage when I went there..


Now I have Minons......[Beer]

ETA:: Besides, You're the left hand of Chuck Norris.......
Marlin
03-30-2009, 23:13
Any benifits/perks to becoming part of this entourage?


We'll think of something
Marlin
03-30-2009, 23:15
Can I be the Driver? I likes to go fast![Driver]


Littleton to Hays kansas in 4 hours including a stop for lunch...

No, I didn't get pulled over...

Think you can handle it...

(Yes I do have a witness,,My Mother)
DOC
03-31-2009, 00:06
Do you have gadgets like James Bond gets?
bjl913
03-31-2009, 03:15
ill join if you buy me a new vest! mine expired in febuary and is getting a little bunched up! oh, and the velcro is more like scratch not stick now...
Irish
03-31-2009, 07:18
Littleton to Hays kansas in 4 hours including a stop for lunch...

No, I didn't get pulled over...

Think you can handle it...

(Yes I do have a witness,,My Mother)
Denver to San Diego, CA 14 hours... 2 witnesses
Even stopped in Vegas... Of course that was INSANE & not safe and happened 12 years ago, but that Mustang could really move!
The real question is what kind of car do I get to drive?[Weight]
Is this entourage gonna pack into a Stretch Limo, or are we gonna do the all blacked out SUV detail with bullet proof glass and police escorts. IMHO the Escorts are more expensive & will slow us down. If I may, I would like to suggest something a little more refined for such a classy individual as yourself... Perhaps a few 1967 Pontiac Lemans GTO Convertibles would do, with a couple of hartop 67' Chevelle's in the mix surrounded by the blacked out SUV tracers... Arrive in style and still haul a$$ when needed. I mean if you're gonna go, you better go BIG!
Marlin
03-31-2009, 08:04
You swap drivers?

Ft. Campbell Ky- Littleton Co. By myself, 1975 Camaro, loaded with everything I owned at the time.. except My damn popcorn popper, still bitter about that. Just enough room for the drivers seat..

Cleared gate #4 at 4:45 P.M. 9-25-86.. arrived in Littleton a little after 2 P.M. 9-26-86.. A hell of a way to spend My 24th b-day..

I'm thinking on of those stretch Hummer limos... Might as well be tacticool..[Tooth]
robsterclaw
03-31-2009, 09:34
I like the go fast get there quick stories. Notice how most of them were back in the day of being stupid and young?

Mine was Widefield to Clarence Iowa in 9 hours when I was 18 and very stupid. No speeding tickets, and a dinner stop in Brush. '78 Gremlins could go over 100 mph.
7idl
03-31-2009, 09:34
I've got a Golden to Ft. Lauderdale road trip time of 29 hours, only stopping for gas/wc visits.
Sixgun
03-31-2009, 09:35
OK, but i'm not driving. I will watch over all you guys wearing a gilly suit.


[Sniper]


Can we all get Harley's.[harley]
Irish
03-31-2009, 10:50
OK, but i'm not driving. I will watch over all you guys wearing a gilly suit.


[Sniper]


Can we all get Harley's.[harley]
I already have mine!
I gotta tell you though, Riding a Harley in a gilly suit is just gonna hurt!!
Having a few bikes in the escort is a good idea!
WillysWagon
03-31-2009, 10:57
I'll be the door gunner on the 'Arial Choppa Support'

Now we need to name Marlin, Chuck Norris' Right Hand

Once you open up your own bank, you can give us loans to purchase all the goodies needed....
vim
03-31-2009, 11:30
This entourage thing . . . what kind of bling is required? Is there an equipment subsidy? Tell me about the women groupies. Is there a meal allowance? Will there be embroidered golf shirts?
Marlin
03-31-2009, 11:52
Hmmm, I like the golf shirt thing,, Has possibilties...

Supply your own bling,, the blingier that better..

May take awhile for the groupies to come around,, But, once word spreads,,,,

Oh, I was thinking more like Thor's C&R Hammer.....[ROFL1]
The1andOnlyKC
03-31-2009, 16:53
Littleton to Hays kansas in 4 hours including a stop for lunch...

No, I didn't get pulled over...

Think you can handle it...

(Yes I do have a witness,,My Mother)




[Wow2]

Good job!!!!!
Marlin
03-31-2009, 17:01
Don't worry Matt,, statue of limitations is up...

Yeah, suprised I never got a ticket or died in that Camaro...
HunterCO
03-31-2009, 17:41
Let me build the engine and drive....................[Tooth]


I would say more but I don't trust the statue of limitations.
vim
03-31-2009, 17:57
Okay, if you're serious about the embroidered golf shirts, I'm in.

Yes! I am IN an ENTOURAGE!

I'll start thinking about suitable bling. We talking gold or molle?
vim
03-31-2009, 18:10
Shoulder things that go up . . .
more thrusts per squeeze . . .

I can do that.