GilpinGuy
12-20-2013, 00:13
LBJ:
We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)
· Nixon:
I am not a crook
· GHW Bush:
Read my lips - No new taxes
· Clinton:
I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski
· GW Bush:
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction (I don't particularly agree with this one....another day for that)
· Barrack Hussein Obama:
I will have the most transparent administration in history
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs
The IRS is not targeting anyone
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie
If I had a son
I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism"
You didn't build that
I will restore trust in Government
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
It's not my red line - it is the world's red line
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest
I am not spying on American citizens
ObamaCare will be good for America
You can keep your family doctor
Premiums will be lowered by $2500
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan
It's just like shopping at Amazon
I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi
I have never met my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally, and was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago, and, I have never lived with that uncle. (He finally admitted, today, (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
· And the biggest one of all:
"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."
(Searched and didn't find this. I didn't think it was appropriate for the Jokes forum either, since it's pretty much true)
We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)
· Nixon:
I am not a crook
· GHW Bush:
Read my lips - No new taxes
· Clinton:
I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski
· GW Bush:
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction (I don't particularly agree with this one....another day for that)
· Barrack Hussein Obama:
I will have the most transparent administration in history
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs
The IRS is not targeting anyone
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie
If I had a son
I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism"
You didn't build that
I will restore trust in Government
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
It's not my red line - it is the world's red line
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest
I am not spying on American citizens
ObamaCare will be good for America
You can keep your family doctor
Premiums will be lowered by $2500
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan
It's just like shopping at Amazon
I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi
I have never met my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally, and was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago, and, I have never lived with that uncle. (He finally admitted, today, (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
· And the biggest one of all:
"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."
(Searched and didn't find this. I didn't think it was appropriate for the Jokes forum either, since it's pretty much true)