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Ridge
04-01-2009, 08:59
Mentally Disturbed Texas Man Killed In BATF Raid - Military Size Weapon Cache Found
Associated Press 4/01/09
by staff writer: Storm Van Brook

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(Kyle, Texas AP) - A Texas man was shot and killed by Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms agents when reports from neighbors alerted police that a resident was pointing his AK47 machine-gun assault weapon in an aggressive manner as he was cleaning the illegal weapon in his garage. Brian "57Strat" Jackson was pronounced dead on the scene after agents from the BATF raided his home in attempt to calm Mr. Jackson.

When police and BATF agents arrived on the scene, Jackson was in his garage cleaning his AK47 machine gun assault rifle. The deadly AK47 is capable of killing schoolyards of children in seconds, and is used by many of the world's armies. The AK47 is also responsible for killing thousands of Americans in Vietnam and Iraq, and is the preferred weapon of choice for the world's terrorist groups.

"When we arrived, Mr. Jackson was in his garage watching a show about Nazis on the History Channel. Jackson was holding a disassembled AK47 machine gun and pointing it in our direction in a threatening manner", said Agent Blankhead of the BATF. "That's when Jackson unfolded the menacing bayonet on his AK47 and made a banzai charge towards us. We had no choice but to open fire. It was him or us." Blankhead said. Agents later determined that what they thought was a bayonet, was actually a cleaning rod. "Plenty of people have been killed with cleaning rods!!" said Agent Blankhead.

Cleaning rods are frequently used by terrorist groups to clean the barrels of their AK47 machine guns. The AK47 can fire 600 rounds in a minute and has a range of 3 miles. BATF agents are unsure what the range and rate of fire is of a disassembled AK47, but they are certain it's substantial. Machine guns have been illegal to possess in the US since the The National Firearms Act was passed by Congress in 1834.

After the gunfire ceased, thousands of empty bullet cases lay in boxes around Jackson's garage reloading bench. Agents are still trying to determine how Jackson fired thousands of rounds at agents during the raid and did not hit anyone. As no gunfire was heard from Jackson’s weapon, BATF agents suspect an illegal silencer was used by Jackson. Agent Blankhead also suspects Jackson must have been on illegal drugs to have missed hitting agents. Jackson's home and cars were seized for suspected illegal drug trafficking and will be auctioned off at a later date.

"We were really lucky today. It was our training that saved us. It may never be solved how Jackson was able to make all of his empty cases eject from his AK47 automatic machinegun assault weapon into neatly placed boxes as he fired at agents. It's a testament to the determination of the criminal mind." said Blankhead.

During the raid, Jackson's home was searched and dozens of military automatic weapons marked "Property of US Government" as well as tens of thousands of rounds of military full-metal-jacket-armor-piercing-cop-killer-child-killing-can-go-through-an-engine-block-hollow-point-dumb_dumb-kill-killing ammunition was found. In addition to the military sniper scopes, military binoculars and the military size cache of ammunition that was found at Jackson's home, hundreds of high-capacity machine gun clips were found, the same clips that were banned in the 1994 federal assault weapons ban. Investigations are pending on how Jackson acquired stolen Government property.

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"Jackson's compound was filled with more weapons than what most small countries have", said Blankhead. Over 50 automatic weapons were found inside Jackson's home that could "easily be illegal with the right tools", he said. Blankhead pulled out a hacksaw from a toolbox, and in minutes sawed the barrel off of one of Jackson's military style rifles. "I've just converted this gun to an illegal short barrel rifle and it only took a minute. Jackson had over 50 potentially illegal weapons here. Thank God they are now off the street!" Blankhead exclaimed. There was also an attack cat inside Jackson's house, which was killed by agents in the raid.

Jackson was incredibly handsome & well liked according to one neighbor. "We always felt safe in our neighborhood with Brian next door. I just can't understand it. We loved Brian like he was our own family", said the neighbor.

Another neighbor had often observed Jackson in his garage cleaning his guns, and thought that Jackson was a danger to society. "Why does anyone need guns like that? He even had some kind of belt-fed machine gun made to shoot down the space shuttle or something. The world is better off without that nut-case! I couldn't even wash my Prius or drink a latte' on my porch without being in fear of that maniac shooting me!", said the neighbor. According to an FBI spokesperson, Jackson was being investigated at the time of his death to determine if he had any involvement in the 2003 Space Shuttle Columbia disaster that claimed the lives of seven and happened over Texas.

Jackson's wife was arrested in the raid and is being held on charges of possession of an illegal unregistered attack cat. Jackson's five year old son, a former Marine sniper, was also captured and arrested in the raid. He was found hiding in the bathtub with an M16 machine gun and a bag of cookies.

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-Jeff Zeleny contributed reporting-


Associated Press 2009

Chief_of_Scouts
04-01-2009, 09:31
Don't believe for a second that cleaning rods are not a deadly weapon. We used to shoot them out of our M16s with blanks during FTXs. They work real well against Raccoons raiding your MREs.

Lucky that he only charged those agents and didn't fire the cleaning rod at them. I am sure the cleaning rod is capable of penetrating their body armor. I think this is a good time to get a law on the books to ban all metal cleaning rods and make it mandatory to have only bore snakes or cable type cleaning devices. Think of the children!

;)

ChunkyMonkey
04-01-2009, 09:38
April 1st, 2009... Hint

Marlin
04-01-2009, 09:44
Must be April 1st.....

Marlin
04-01-2009, 09:51
Hate to admit though,, sick as it may seem,, This one made Me chuckle,,



According to an FBI spokesperson, Jackson was being investigated at the time of his death to determine if he had any involvement in the 2003 Space Shuttle Columbia disaster that claimed the lives of seven and happened over Texas

jackmode9316
04-01-2009, 11:10
When I read "The deadly AK47 is capable of killing schoolyards of children in seconds" I stoped taking this article seriously. Funny anyways

WillysWagon
04-01-2009, 12:54
"Jackson's five year old son, a former Marine sniper, was also captured and arrested in the raid"

A 5 year old as a 'former' Marine Sniper, this article cracks me up [ROFL1]
Yep, it's Apr 1st

Mtn.man
04-01-2009, 13:41
I have cookies and I know How to use them.

Irish
04-01-2009, 15:42
[rofl1]

DOC
04-01-2009, 16:56
Not funny.

redleg1one
04-01-2009, 19:14
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

"BATF agents are unsure what the range and rate of fire is of a disassembled AK47, but they are certain it's substantial."

bjl913
04-02-2009, 02:21
Brian "57Strat" Jackson

that is where the "hinky bells" started going off for me!

LippCJ7
04-02-2009, 13:11
BATF Agent Blankhead..............BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Brilliant absolutely brilliant!