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Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 09:42
About the Guy smoking pot that got pulled over , because of the magpul sticker. They locked everyone in the car up because one of them had a union jacket, on the floor. No one would admit was theirs.
So the cops throw them in jail and they were next to some slaves, who escaped their government run institution. Only to find out they no longer received 3 hot and a cot?

Or am i still on NPR mushrooms, provided by amnesty seeking Illegal aliens, who play hockey.
By the way i am gonna shave off my beard and try infusing it with some cocaine, before donating my time, to a recall, keeps gun free zones, and homeless, home bound.

strm_trpr
01-03-2014, 09:52
38845

generalmeow
01-03-2014, 09:52
http://i.imgur.com/Y0tXTtH.gif

BuffCyclist
01-03-2014, 09:55
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_24834614/wyoming-state-patrol-warning-dont-cross-state-border

Pretty soon Wyoming State Patrol will be performing stops on I25 Northbound, stopping all cars and checking for weed. While Colorado State Patrol will be performing stops on I25 Southbound, stopping all cars and checking for 30rd Magazines. [facepalm]

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 09:57
i thought Windsor outlawed the LSD dispensaries? After that post clearly I was wrong.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYPms8_uSYg

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 09:58
38845

figured i'd combine the magpul, legal weed and 2-3 other threads in to one easy to read and comment thread.

Colorado_Outback
01-03-2014, 10:02
http://epiclolfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/son-how-high-are-you.jpg

sellersm
01-03-2014, 10:22
Pretty sure this is a repost dup! [Coffee]

strm_trpr
01-03-2014, 10:47
figured i'd combine the magpul, legal weed and 2-3 other threads in to one easy to read and comment thread.

Ahh, thanks, this is the way all news should be formatted in the future!

crashdown
01-03-2014, 10:51
Does it make more or less sense if I change the punctuation?

About the guy smoking.
Pot that got pulled over because of the Magpul sticker.
They locked everyone in the car.
Up because one of them had a union.
Jacket on the floor.
No one would admit was theirs, so the cops throw them.
In jail and they were next to some slaves.
Who escaped their government run institution?
Only to find out they no longer received 3 hot and a cot.
Or am i still on NPR?
Mushrooms, provided by amnesty seeking Illegal aliens.
Who play hockey?
By the way i am gonna shave.
Off my beard and try infusing it with???
Some cocaine, before donating my time, to a recall, keeps gun free zones.
........and homeless, home bound.

BPTactical
01-03-2014, 10:57
Jim, the 60's were really good to you weren't they???

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 11:08
Does it make more or less sense if I change the punctuation?

About the guy smoking.
Pot that got pulled over because of the Magpul sticker.
They locked everyone in the car.
Up because one of them had a union.
Jacket on the floor.
No one would admit was theirs, so the cops throw them.
In jail and they were next to some slaves.
Who escaped their government run institution?
Only to find out they no longer received 3 hot and a cot.
Or am i still on NPR?
Mushrooms, provided by amnesty seeking Illegal aliens.
Who play hockey?
By the way i am gonna shave.
Off my beard and try infusing it with???
Some cocaine, before donating my time, to a recall, keeps gun free zones.
........and homeless, home bound.

Haiku Hijack?

ChunkyMonkey
01-03-2014, 11:10
Jim, the 60's were really good to you weren't they???

WERE? He never left the 60s

sellersm
01-03-2014, 11:21
Ahh, thanks, this is the way all news should be formatted in the future!

New meaning to a news aggregator!

trlcavscout
01-03-2014, 11:42
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_24834614/wyoming-state-patrol-warning-dont-cross-state-border

Pretty soon Wyoming State Patrol will be performing stops on I25 Northbound, stopping all cars and checking for weed. While Colorado State Patrol will be performing stops on I25 Southbound, stopping all cars and checking for 30rd Magazines. [facepalm]

WY has already been targeting greenies. Even their game and fish guys were targeting CO residents, extra searches during boat inspection and what not.

TFOGGER
01-03-2014, 11:54
http://youtu.be/sMzV2VNN2sg

Brian
01-03-2014, 13:05
I like socks.

Skip
01-03-2014, 13:15
WY has already been targeting greenies. Even their game and fish guys were targeting CO residents, extra searches during boat inspection and what not.

That's who I feel bad for.

I've never touched the stuff, never will, but the probably that my anus will be fingered has just increased by ten fold.

buffalobo
01-03-2014, 13:24
http://vimeo.com/m/33847622

Mtn.man
01-03-2014, 14:20
were they same sex trying to get married couples because the obamacare wouldn't cover em for needing MMJ, while fracking?

Ronin13
01-03-2014, 14:54
I like socks.
Thanks for that, Brick! [LOL]

sniper7
01-03-2014, 17:14
We more threads like this!

bogie
01-03-2014, 17:20
We more threads like this!

Agreed this thread is full of win!

Gman
01-03-2014, 18:55
I think I'm going to spend my time trying to convince some liberals to support the 2nd Amendment to some document that's not used any longer.

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 19:05
We more threads like this!


Agreed this thread is full of win!

let's not derail this one by making OT suggestions.

I had a brief moment of clarity this am and figured why not combine 2-3 threads, in to one rambling pile of crap.

cofi
01-03-2014, 19:10
Does it make more or less sense if I change the punctuation?

About the guy smoking.
Pot that got pulled over because of the Magpul sticker.
They locked everyone in the car.
Up because one of them had a union.
Jacket on the floor.
No one would admit was theirs, so the cops throw them.
In jail and they were next to some slaves.
Who escaped their government run institution?
Only to find out they no longer received 3 hot and a cot.
Or am i still on NPR?
Mushrooms, provided by amnesty seeking Illegal aliens.
Who play hockey?
By the way i am gonna shave.
Off my beard and try infusing it with???
Some cocaine, before donating my time, to a recall, keeps gun free zones.
........and homeless, home bound.
I'm in tears

OtterbatHellcat
01-03-2014, 19:30
Interesting idea.

beast556
01-03-2014, 19:48
Doubled up on the pain meds again???

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 19:50
Doubled up on the pain meds again???

medsssssssssssssss ??????????????

Remember What The Door Mouse said.

HoneyBadger
01-03-2014, 20:28
I have no idea what is happening in this thread.

Ronin13
01-03-2014, 20:33
I fart, in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

sellersm
01-03-2014, 20:33
I unclog my nose at you...

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 20:59
I have no idea what is happening in this thread.

HB don't give a shit, so why worry

jmg8550
01-03-2014, 21:05
You change your screen name Jim?

Wulf202
01-03-2014, 21:07
You change your screen name Jim?

I doubt he did it.

OtterbatHellcat
01-03-2014, 21:09
No, that's Jim.

You alright, man?..... *tink tink*

Jim, walk to the light.

jerrymrc
01-03-2014, 22:12
medsssssssssssssss ??????????????

Remember What The Door Mouse said.

The original line or what the record company's changed it it to?[Flower]

I doubt he did it.

Oh yes he did. [panic]


I have no idea what is happening in this thread.

Sorry you were a little to young for all this but I can put it into context for ya. 20 years later and you pop up with a post on a forum that just says "Let me put that in here.... Annnd It's gone, Next!"

Ya get it now? [Beer]

Mazin
01-03-2014, 22:41
BOB DOLE

jerrymrc
01-03-2014, 22:46
BOB DOLE

Your a DOLE Pineapple. [LOL]

SideShow Bob
01-03-2014, 22:53
I have no idea what is happening in this thread.

Read the thread backwards, from last post to first post, then it will make sense to you.......

"Paul is Dead."

HoneyBadger
01-03-2014, 22:54
Sorry you were a little to young for all this but I can put it into context for ya. 20 years later and you pop up with a post on a forum that just says "Let me put that in here.... Annnd It's gone, Next!"

Ya get it now? [Beer]
38905

SideShow Bob
01-03-2014, 22:56
That's who I feel bad for.

I've never touched the stuff, never will, but the probably that my anus will be fingered has just increased by ten fold.

Just be sure to stay out of New Mexico, they take cavity searches to the extreme......

https://www.ar-15.co/threads/118967-Clenched-Buttocks-Multple-Anal-Probes-Colonoscopy-Drugs-Found-Zero?highlight=Mexico+cavity+search

sellersm
01-03-2014, 23:00
This is like a big flashback to the 60's!

Gman
01-03-2014, 23:03
I can hear the colors.

[gayafro]
John 3:16

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 23:29
This is like a big flashback to the 60's!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fvJEpdq8a8

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 23:33
I can hear the colors.

[gayafro]
John 3:16



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YctunKl2HBk

blacklabel
01-03-2014, 23:34
I should have done drugs apparently.

mcjhr
01-03-2014, 23:42
Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 23:43
I should have done drugs apparently.

Not at all. You just needed to be part of a cultural experience, movement. From American Graffiti to Apocalypse Now . It was on the big screen, tv, news, the streets.


We Are All Outlaws in the Eyes of America

RonMexico
01-03-2014, 23:44
the probably that my anus will be fingered has just increased by ten fold.
Are you happy about that? Are you volunteering to be the new Mag mule? [werdo][ROFL2]

bryjcom
01-03-2014, 23:46
This thread is so full of word salad.

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 23:47
Are you happy about that? Are you volunteering to be the new Mag mule? [werdo][ROFL2]

I doubt he'd be Skipping any more

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 23:48
This thread is so full of word salad.


http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4844999159448165&pid=15.1

RonMexico
01-03-2014, 23:49
I doubt he'd be Skipping any more
Hope he doesn't get butt hurt over the lack of skipping. Maybe you lend him your cane for a week.

Great-Kazoo
01-03-2014, 23:53
Hope he doesn't get butt hurt over the lack of skipping. Maybe you lend him your cane for a week.

Only if he promises to "walk" with it.

RonMexico
01-03-2014, 23:55
Only if he promises to "walk" with it.
Speaking from experience? Nice name btw

sellersm
01-03-2014, 23:58
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head
Feed your head


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Great-Kazoo
01-04-2014, 00:01
Speaking from experience? Nice name btw

Don't hijack this thread with sexual content or inurendo

buffalobo
01-04-2014, 00:11
Not at all. You just needed to be part of a cultural experience, movement. From American Graffiti to Apocalypse Now . It was on the big screen, tv, news, the streets.


We Are All Outlaws in the Eyes of America

This^^

And read this thread.

sniper7
01-04-2014, 00:14
Still full of win!

ChunkyMonkey
01-04-2014, 10:21
Your momma is so fat, lets just say, *makes broad circle motion with fingers* she gets aroooound.

not even that funny.. but I almost choked on my tea. lol

bogie
01-04-2014, 10:22
Elvis was sighted last night.

TFOGGER
01-04-2014, 10:23
Yo' mama so fat, each of her ass cheeks has its own zip code!

Skip
01-04-2014, 14:00
Are you happy about that? Are you volunteering to be the new Mag mule? [werdo][ROFL2]

[hahhah-no]



I doubt he'd be Skipping any more

Just have to maintain perfectly relaxed buttocks.

http://www.blacklistednews.com/Police_Cite_%E2%80%9CClenched_Buttocks%E2%80%9D_As _Probable_Cause_to_Conduct_14_Hour_Cavity_Search_O n_Man/30118/0/38/38/Y/M.html

Great-Kazoo
01-04-2014, 15:50
[hahhah-no]




Just have to maintain perfectly relaxed buttocks.

http://www.blacklistednews.com/Police_Cite_%E2%80%9CClenched_Buttocks%E2%80%9D_As _Probable_Cause_to_Conduct_14_Hour_Cavity_Search_O n_Man/30118/0/38/38/Y/M.html

Knowledge from actual practice ?

Irving
01-04-2014, 16:01
I thought this thread was going to be about the shooting/car chase on Thursday night. It was just down the street from me and my friend in the neighborhood (further from shooting than me) said he heard it and it was so loud that he thought it was in our neighborhood.

Any of you north guys hear about it? Cops shot/killed a guy in the 300 block of E 88th Ave around 12:30 am. They were called in for a domestic and the guy was leaving as police arrived. He led them on a high speed down to Denvee, then back to the apartment complex where he tried to run into some cops who shot him. Unless you listen to the comments on the 9news article. Then the police needlessly murdered an innocent father of a beautiful daughter who was just driving toward some unoccupied cop cars.

Great-Kazoo
01-04-2014, 16:07
I thought this thread was going to be about the shooting/car chase on Thursday night. It was just down the street from me and my friend in the neighborhood (further from shooting than me) said he heard it and it was so loud that he thought it was in our neighborhood.

Any of you north guys hear about it? Cops shot/killed a guy in the 300 block of E 88th Ave around 12:30 am. They were called in for a domestic and the guy was leaving as police arrived. He led them on a high speed down to Denvee, then back to the apartment complex where he tried to run into some cops who shot him. Unless you listen to the comments on the 9news article. Then the police needlessly murdered an innocent father of a beautiful daughter who was just driving toward some unoccupied cop cars.

START YOUR OWN THREAD.

yes i watched the news and How misunderstood the dad was. YET, the MIL? acknowledged he "had some issues" One item of interest IIRC. IT was a Family member who dialed 911. Not too much of an angel was he.
probably had a rap sheet as long as my..............................

Irving
01-04-2014, 16:09
List of prescriptions?

Skip
01-04-2014, 16:58
Knowledge from actual practice ?

Did you read the link?

Damn right I'm practicing!!! I'm not going to be that guy...

centrarchidae
01-06-2014, 10:38
I guess The Great Kazoo sent a telegram to The Right People, Explaining His Position.

bogie
01-08-2014, 21:56
[beatdeadhorse]

ZERO THEORY
01-08-2014, 22:26
http://www.miscupload.com/upload/187984016311474551803699.gif

redneck122
01-09-2014, 14:36
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins!

waxthis
01-09-2014, 15:31
.[facepalm].

Mtn.man
01-09-2014, 19:49
And then all of a sudden,,,

Great-Kazoo
01-09-2014, 21:05
And then all of a sudden,,,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q51Y5U5EPck

bogie
01-09-2014, 23:56
The weed ran out today.... DOOOOOD........