If this isn't the most bizarre headline ever, I don't know what is

[Ronin13]

Teenager Gets High On New Drug Called ‘Meow Meow,’ Stabs His Mother And Cuts His Dick OffFrom the UK- apparently there's a new drug that makes you absolutely batshit crazy... and this British teen went all kinds of cookoo! [ROFL1]

From the UK Mirror:
A 19-year-old British college student stabbed his mother before slicing off his own penis last month after taking a synthetic drug called mephedrone, better known as “Meow Meow.”
According to the UK Mirror (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/student-high-mephedrone-cuts-penis-3002249), police found the teenager dangling his severed penis out of a window, spraying blood on whoever was unfortunate enough to walk by.

London police rushed the boy and his 46-year-old mother to a nearby hospital, where they were both treated for life-threatening injuries.

Both the boy and his mother were reported to be in stable condition, and surgeons were able to successfully reattach the penis.


Mephedrone is a popular illegal party drug in the UK that is also known by street names “drone,” “meow meow” and “MCAT.”
It apparently produces similar effects to cocaine, an energetic body high that could also turn into paranoia and anxiety if abused.
At least the story has a happy ending... [LOL]

[rbeau30]

If that is not a more blatant example of Murphy Darwin cleansing the gene pool I don't know what is.

WhyTF did they sew it back on ?!?!?!?!?

[trlcavscout]

WOW!

[ChuckNorris]

Wow!

I've got nothing else . . . . . just wow.

[spqrzilla]

Darwin winner.

[buffalobo]

Glad the mom survived, but a happy ending would have been a Darwin award for the kid.

Some people should not survive stupid.

[Ronin13]

Glad the mom survived, but a happy ending would have been a Darwin award for the kid.

Some people should not survive stupid.
I blame those damn bobbies... unarmed bunch of tea sippers! "Crikey! We can't arrest this lad now! It's bloody tea time!"

[wctriumph]

Oh man, I've been to the UK several times and the teens in that country are pretty messed up anyway. They start drinking with parents permission at 16 and the girls are all trying to land a husband. The amount of cleavage on display in the smaller hamlets is amazing.


TEA

III

[waxthis]

Awesome!

[Rucker61]

Teenager Gets High On New Drug Called ‘Meow Meow,’ Stabs His Mother And Cuts His Dick Off

They should fire their marketing team.

[Ronin13]

They should fire their marketing team.
I don't know about that... "This sh*t will get you so high you'll cut your dick off!"

[ChuckNorris]

^^^^^^^^It don't get no higher than that!

[hatidua]

-not sure I see what the problem is, it's not like he's going to reproduce.

[mcjhr]

Kids these days.....

[SuperiorDG]

Now if he had just smoke weed, he would have just gone for the Cheetos.

[Aloha_Shooter]

Hmmm ... any chance we could get that drug imported and issued under Medicare Part D to all Liberals Progressives? We could win back the Culture Wars in a generation or two if all the liberal males were to Bobbit-ize themselves ...

[rbeau30]

okay I can't resist.





"Won't be long now!"

[Bailey Guns]

At least the story has a happy ending... [LOL]

Wait...they reattached his penis AND he got a happy ending?

[SideShow Bob]

Wait...they reattached his penis AND he got a happy ending?

Yes, he got off, all the way off..............

[UrbanWolf]

Look on the bright side, he won't reproduce now.

[SideShow Bob]

Look on the bright side, he won't reproduce now.


See post #13.........

[beast556]

I'm at a loss for words, chopped his own dong off. Must be some good shit.

[StagLefty]

What a dick !!!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Classic case of the "copy cat criminals".

Lorena Bobbit wanna be.

[UrbanWolf]

Maybe a "Dick buy back"?

[Stone83]

One less dick in the world.. (at best deformed/non-functional)

[Awesom]

[Hound]

Ooooowwwwwwwwwooooooooooo


WOW!!!!

So how do you explain that to insurance? Even in the UK you do actaully have to explain yourself even if it is free.

[Mtn.man]

And now his nick is Limp Dick.

[blacklabel]

Darwin winner.

He didn't die. That's some crazy ish but I've read a couple Darwin Awards that were a bit crazier.

"This is your dick. This is your dick on drugs." Now that's an effective anti-drug campaign.

[osok-308]

Well now I have seen everything!

[davsel]

Should have sewn it onto his forehead.

[Gman]

Should have sewn it onto his forehead.
That was my exact thought...and I figured I'd read through the entire thread before saying such...and here you are. [panic]

[cstone]

Most bizarre headline ever?

I nominate this one: The REAL caveman diet: Research shows ancient man mainly ate tiger nuts

[Irving]

How about this one?


Man Allegedly Kills Stepdad with ‘Atomic Wedgie’http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/01/man-allegedly-kills-stepdad-with-atomic-wedgie/


A brutal fight between a former Marine and his stepfather in Oklahoma ended in the stepfather’s death by “atomic wedgie,” also known as death by underwear.Denver St. Clair had been arguing with his stepson, Brad Davis, 33, last month when the two began to fight. Davis told police that St. Clair had spoken “ill of Davis’ mother,” and then threw the first punch. The men had been drinking, investigators told ABC affiliate KNXV (http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/national/Brad-Davis-accused-of-killing-stepdad-Denver-St-Clair-after-fight-atomic-wedgie-says-police).
Davis said he fought back and then gave his father an “atomic wedgie” in which he stretched the elastic waistband of St. Clair’s underwear up over his head. The move is most often used as a prank among children and teenagers.
The waistband strangled St. Clair, who stopped breathing, according to KNXV. Davis called 911, but St. Clair was dead by the time officers arrived, reported KNXV.
According to the affidavit obtained by the affiliate station, police said the underwear left a ligature mark around St. Clair’s neck and noted that there was blood around the kitchen and living room.
Davis was booked into the Pottawatomie County Jail where a judge ordered him held without bond for first-degree murder. “We continued our investigation and uncovered evidence that led us to believe that this was more than just a fight,” Sheriff Mike Booth told KNXV.
Davis’ mother, Tressi St. Clair, who was married to Denver St. Clair, could not be reached for comment today.

[blacklabel]

Texas Football Fan Nearly Castrated in Bar Fight in Oklahoma Bar (http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/09/12/texas-football-fan-nearly-castrated-in-bar-fight-in-oklahoma-bar/)

Not the most bizarre but seems on topic.

[Skully]

Most bizarre headline ever?

I nominate this one: The REAL caveman diet: Research shows ancient man mainly ate tiger nuts

Okay that one is bizarre.........................


Wonder if the young man has any remorse or regrets?


...............and who names a drug "Meow meow?" [Coffee]

[cstone]

...............and who names a drug "Meow meow?" [Coffee]

Someone who is trying to catch some Tiger nuts for dinner [ROFL1]

[Jim B]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

[Rucker61]

First thing I thought of. I'm having trouble imbedding or pasting into the forum for some reason.

[HoneyBadger]

All penis jokes aside... How can you successfully reattach it? It surely can't be functional after that... Right?

[KevDen2005]

Oh man, I've been to the UK several times and the teens in that country are pretty messed up anyway. They start drinking with parents permission at 16 and the girls are all trying to land a husband. The amount of cleavage on display in the smaller hamlets is amazing.


TEA



III

I feel the need to take a trip there all of a sudden

[rockhound]

it would not be the most difficult surgery, painful , but not nearly as complicated as reattaching an arm or leg, and they function after surgery depending on the amount of damage

read a story years ago about a guy that went crazy because he could not get a gender reassignment, took a chain saw to his, id doubt that could be reattached

[Gman]

Chain saw with a sharp blade makes an amazingly clean cut...he'll just be missing about 1/4" of tissue due to the kerf of the blade.

When I was in college, I witnessed the cutting of a birthday cake with a chainsaw, while it was still in the box. Was the cleanest cake cut I ever saw. The frosting on top was undisturbed along the edge of the clean cut.

[TFOGGER]

Pimp Sirgiorgiro Clardy Sues Nike For $100 Million After He Used Air Jordans To Stomp John

A convicted Portland, Ore. pimp is suing Nike for $100 million because he says the company should include a warning label on his Air Jordans that said they could be used as a deadly weapon, according to the Oregonian. (http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/01/nike_sued_by_portland_pimp_for.html)Sirgiorgiro Clardy was convicted of repeatedly stomping a man's face after he didn't pay one of Clardy's prostitutes in 2012. He's serving a 100-year sentence for second-degree assault and other crimes including beating one of his prostitutes so badly she was bleeding from her ears.
This time, Clardy blames Nike.
"Under product liability there is a certain standard of care that is required to be upheld by potentially dangerous product ..." Clardy wrote in his complaint. "Do (sic) to the fact that these defendants named in this Tort claim failed to warn of risk or to provide an adequate warning or instruction it has caused personal injury in the likes of mental suffering."

[Irving]

I feel the need to take a trip there all of a sudden

Watch My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and get your fix.

[HoneyBadger]

Saw it on Drudge... A guy in Times Square dressed as "Woody" from Toy Story was arrested for groping women. Get it? "Woody"? [ROFL1]