View Full Version : Just about employed a P.I.T maneuver 5 minutes ago.
BPTactical
01-20-2014, 14:23
After years on the road not much pisses me off anymore when driving.
But I just about made an abrupt left turn from the far right lane at 45 mph into a Honda Element.
Why you ask?
His bumper sticker: "Socialism- because people matter more than profit".
FML
Sharpienads
01-20-2014, 14:26
Yeah, because the hallmark of socialism is caring about people. What a fucktard.
You should have done it. I would have contributed to bailing you out of jail.
sellersm
01-20-2014, 14:26
Who is John Galt?
On an element at that, not some poor SOB in 20yr old celica.
BPTactical
01-20-2014, 14:40
I would have brake checked him had I not been in the Mamamobile.
HoneyBadger
01-20-2014, 14:40
Yeah, because the hallmark of socialism is caring about people. What a fucktard.
You should have done it. I would have contributed to bailing you out of jail.
Okay, let's start the bail fund... I'll pitch in $10
Great-Kazoo
01-20-2014, 14:55
Okay, let's start the bail fund... I'll pitch in $10
If that's all your gunsmith is worth to you, SHAME I SAY, SHAME
I"LL GO $9.50 It better be a felony, not some cheap ass misdemeanor crap.
If that's all your gunsmith is worth to you, SHAME I SAY, SHAME
I"LL GO $9.50 It better be a felony, not some cheap ass misdemeanor crap.
Well if it is a felony he probably wont be a gunsmith anymore, I revoke my contribution! :)
buffalobo
01-20-2014, 15:14
I'll throw in $50 if I can get BPT autograph on pic of wrecked Element. Hate those libbymobiles.
Sent from my electronic ball and chain.
HoneyBadger
01-20-2014, 15:19
If that's all your gunsmith is worth to you, SHAME I SAY, SHAME
I"LL GO $9.50 It better be a felony, not some cheap ass misdemeanor crap.
I've never even met Bert, I just wanted to contribute money to the cause...
[gohome]
Shoulda done it, and blamed a sudden problem with the steering.
BlasterBob
01-20-2014, 15:34
About as bad as the bumper sticker "COEXIST".[blaster]
Bailey Guns
01-20-2014, 15:40
About as bad as the bumper sticker "COEXIST".[blaster]
They're OK:
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ETA: I'm in for $50 on a misdemeanor, $100 on a felony.
So, if you squinted just a little bit...did it look just like an Obama sticker?
I'm generally not given to the whole "this car = that kind of person" thing but those Elements are truly ugly. I attended the top trans-design school in the country (maybe the world) and that vehicle had best not be product of an ACCD grad!
Dunecrazzy
01-20-2014, 15:57
I can see Bert doing a P I T on someone then laughing at it while he chugs a monester
wctriumph
01-20-2014, 16:31
The metrosexual driving the Honda must be from CA or maybe France.
osok-308
01-20-2014, 16:38
I hate those bumper stickers. Especially the coexist one [Mad]. Usually I drive past them so they can see the pro gun stickers on my cars!
ruthabagah
01-20-2014, 17:00
The metrosexual driving the Honda must be from CA or maybe France.
CA for sure. Euro don't put bumper sticker on their car.
Why the hate at the coexist stickers? They are a naive but harmless "Cant we all just get along" message.
RblDiver
01-20-2014, 17:25
Why the hate at the coexist stickers? They are a naive but harmless "Cant we all just get along" message.
By themselves, perhaps, but I think generally people with them tend towards the socialist leaning.
A coworker of mine has a "Light cannot coexist with darkness" one.
TheBelly
01-20-2014, 17:36
Hoser drives a Honda Element.....or he did a year ago.
BPTactical
01-20-2014, 17:46
The driver fit the ideal. Thirtyish, overweight, black, thick framed corrective glasses. reddish hair with a furry face. I doubt he was part of the Occupy movement, he appeared too well fed.
But I wouldn't doubt he was a member of the "Bear of the Month" club.....
You know, I can't honestly recall the last time that a bumper sticker actually pissed me off.
The Obama/Biden stickers, meh your just stupid.
The rainbow and equal sign ones, meh your just a queer.
The Namaste and Coexist ones, meh your just a hippy.
But a Socialist one? Screw you, your just scum that represents all that is wrong with this nation today.
I really wished I could have pulled up next to him and exchanged words. I would have asked him how his buddies Sean and Hugo were........
spqrzilla
01-20-2014, 17:48
Honda Element -- Clown Car.
I wish I had a bunch of NRA stickers to slap on right next to a coexist sticker.
theGinsue
01-20-2014, 18:33
On an element at that, not some poor SOB in 20yr old celica.
Hey, wait a sec. I drive a POS 19 year old Celica.
I've never even met Bert, I just wanted to contribute money to the cause...
No one really ever "meets" Bert. Bert is an experience. Either you've experienced Bert, or you have not, there is no "meet".
What's he doing in 'Murica?
He was probably high on Ambien when he put that sticker on and got in the car to drive it.
Why the hate at the coexist stickers? They are a naive but harmless "Cant we all just get along" message.
I flip every single one off just to see if they can coexist with me. If they flip me off I know they are Hypocrites.
I love my coexist sticker. Colt, Springfield, glock...
And just so you guys know. Subarus are the car of the tree hugging.
And just so you guys know. Subarus are the car of the tree hugging.
Thems is huggin words mister!
BPTactical
01-20-2014, 21:50
I wish I had been in my truck. But he may not have cared for my ass end ornamentation either.
[Muaha]
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Aloha_Shooter
01-20-2014, 23:13
Why the hate at the coexist stickers? They are a naive but harmless "Cant we all just get along" message.
I used to think that. Then I realized it's a sure sign of an empty-headed Obamoron. In the gene pool of humanity, the Leftist COEXIST sticker is a sure indicator of needing some chlorine.
I used to think that. Then I realized it's a sure sign of an empty-headed Obamoron. In the gene pool of humanity, the Leftist COEXIST sticker is a sure indicator of needing some chlorine.
Now I'm gonna go put one under the NRA sticker on my bumper :)
Hope for peace but be prepared when hopes are dashed.
note: the only sticker on my vehicle is relaed to planetside2
Sure was nice of him to practice what he preaches and take mass transit provided by the government.
Sent from my tactical assault shmart phone
Now I'm gonna go put one under the NRA sticker on my bumper :)
Hope for peace but be prepared when hopes are dashed.
note: the only sticker on my vehicle is relaed to planetside2
It's hard to hope for peace with people who want to kill you. And "coexistence" is the spirit behind "hate speech" laws which will dictate what can/can not be said based on group and PC politics.
Europe is learning this lesson the hard way. Muslims control entire areas of Paris. Scotland Yard has started issuing MP5s--yes, they skipped sidearms and went straight to the MP5! :) The courts are giving up authority and law to Sharia.
Can't even talk about this problem without going to jail.
Honda Elements are awesome cars. I would have bought one but they only seat four.
It's hard to hope for peace with people who want to kill you. And "coexistence" is the spirit behind "hate speech" laws which will dictate what can/can not be said based on group and PC politics.
Europe is learning this lesson the hard way. Muslims control entire areas of Paris. Scotland Yard has started issuing MP5s--yes, they skipped sidearms and went straight to the MP5! :) The courts are giving up authority and law to Sharia.
Can't even talk about this problem without going to jail.
I said it was naive to expect but a valid goal. Someone says they hate you and acts on it, yep they are an enemy. Someone just says they hate you don't trust em but it might be worth finding out why.
Coexistence is not behind hate speech laws, it is idiots that don't understand that free speech means I have a right to offend you. Those idiots are all over the spectrum with various meanings of offend. PC is everywhere, on this board I can use the word ****** the wrong way and get a vacation while I can use the word muzzie the same way and get nothing.
(sorry for the thread derail, want to get back to socialists or was that done?)
RblDiver
01-21-2014, 10:37
note: the only sticker on my vehicle is relaed to planetside2
Do tell, what faction are you? (Better be "Space 'Merica!")
Aloha_Shooter
01-21-2014, 11:38
(sorry for the thread derail, want to get back to socialists or was that done?)
When you're talking about people with the purple-and-white COEXIST sticker, it's essentially the same population. [ROFL1] [Coffee]
HoneyBadger
01-21-2014, 12:05
[Pop]
Do tell, what faction are you? (Better be "Space 'Merica!")
The Terrans.
See we need to all be more like honeybadger there. Difficult to use hate speech against someone that don't give a sh!t :)
RblDiver
01-21-2014, 12:47
The Terrans.
Boo you space commie! :P
HoneyBadger
01-21-2014, 12:55
The Terrans.
See we need to all be more like honeybadger there. Difficult to use hate speech against someone that don't give a sh!t :)
Yeah, which is why I'm just sitting back and enjoying the show. [Coffee]
I said it was naive to expect but a valid goal. Someone says they hate you and acts on it, yep they are an enemy. Someone just says they hate you don't trust em but it might be worth finding out why.
Coexistence is not behind hate speech laws, it is idiots that don't understand that free speech means I have a right to offend you. Those idiots are all over the spectrum with various meanings of offend. PC is everywhere, on this board I can use the word ****** the wrong way and get a vacation while I can use the word muzzie the same way and get nothing.
(sorry for the thread derail, want to get back to socialists or was that done?)
Coexistence is indeed behind hate speech laws.
"Hate speech" riles up a certain population and the government outlaws it in the name of keeping order. I agree, you have a right to be offensive :)
But then some governments afford special people the right to be free from offense.
BlasterBob
01-21-2014, 22:43
About as bad as the bumper sticker "COEXIST".[blaster]
Happy to see that I am not the only one thinking the "COEXIST" thing/movement is total crap!
HoneyBadger
01-21-2014, 22:49
Happy to see that I am not the only one thinking the "COEXIST" thing/movement is total crap!
It's a cool idea, but then again, so is free healthcare for everyone who needs it. [pileoshit]
[ROFL3] @ this thread. Carry on.
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