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Singlestack
01-28-2014, 10:23
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1938728-peyton-manning-wants-a-super-bowl-win-for-his-legacy-but-doesnt-need-it?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=denver-broncos


I hate it when sportswriters show their relative illiteracy...I’m sure he meant “voluminous”, but since he probably uses “voluptuous” more often, that just seemed to work better!

Delfuego
01-28-2014, 10:26
It's officially called a "Five-Head". I know, I also suffer the same condition...

buffalobo
01-28-2014, 10:37
That article is lame ass filler material and very common in pro sports these days.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

blacklabel
01-28-2014, 10:39
I prefer voluptuous to voluminous.

TFOGGER
01-28-2014, 10:49
On a side note, does anyone here doubt Peyton can afford a helmet that fits properly? It seems like his is REALLY tight in spots, and that can't be comfortable. I guess it works for him though...
http://football.razzball.com/files/2012/12/Peyton-Manning-Red-Forehead.jpg

Aloha_Shooter
01-28-2014, 11:47
I prefer voluptuous to voluminous.

Voluminous can be voluptuous but not when talking about foreheads.

Gman
01-28-2014, 11:53
A lot of us have more forehead than we used to, but it comes in handy when we do this... [facepalm]

TFOGGER
01-28-2014, 11:58
My wife calls mine a "six-head"...then I remind her that she's older than me...

hghclsswhitetrsh
01-28-2014, 12:04
I'd be that ugly for $20,000,000 a year plus another $10,000,000 in endorsements. OMAHA OMAHA!!

blacklabel
01-28-2014, 12:14
On a side note, does anyone here doubt Peyton can afford a helmet that fits properly? It seems like his is REALLY tight in spots, and that can't be comfortable. I guess it works for him though...
http://football.razzball.com/files/2012/12/Peyton-Manning-Red-Forehead.jpg

He actually has it on tight so it won't pop off and the redness is probably due to not enough moisturizer.

Ronin13
01-28-2014, 14:51
I'd be that ugly for $20,000,000 a year plus another $10,000,000 in endorsements. OMAHA OMAHA!!
Not to mention the opportunity to make Tom Brady cry... [Coffee]
40027

Gman
01-28-2014, 14:56
Not to mention the opportunity to make Tom Brady cry... [Coffee]
40027
OMG. That's funny. [ROFL2]

3beansalad
01-28-2014, 15:43
I'd be that ugly for $20,000,000 a year plus another $10,000,000 in endorsements. OMAHA OMAHA!!


He could post a Papa John's ad on that five head and make some more cash

generalmeow
01-28-2014, 15:50
This is funny (http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/peyton-manningface-logos/1/)

This comes from a time when Manning was still deciding which team to go to. Make sure to look at all the pages, there are some funny ones.

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2012/comedy_goldmine/manningface/vikings.jpg

mcjhr
01-28-2014, 16:09
Not to mention the opportunity to make Tom Brady cry... [Coffee]
40027

LOL! Spit my damn beer out!