View Full Version : Peyton Manning's voluptuous forehead
Singlestack
01-28-2014, 10:23
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1938728-peyton-manning-wants-a-super-bowl-win-for-his-legacy-but-doesnt-need-it?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=denver-broncos
I hate it when sportswriters show their relative illiteracy...I’m sure he meant “voluminous”, but since he probably uses “voluptuous” more often, that just seemed to work better!
Delfuego
01-28-2014, 10:26
It's officially called a "Five-Head". I know, I also suffer the same condition...
buffalobo
01-28-2014, 10:37
That article is lame ass filler material and very common in pro sports these days.
Sent from my electronic ball and chain.
blacklabel
01-28-2014, 10:39
I prefer voluptuous to voluminous.
On a side note, does anyone here doubt Peyton can afford a helmet that fits properly? It seems like his is REALLY tight in spots, and that can't be comfortable. I guess it works for him though...
http://football.razzball.com/files/2012/12/Peyton-Manning-Red-Forehead.jpg
Aloha_Shooter
01-28-2014, 11:47
I prefer voluptuous to voluminous.
Voluminous can be voluptuous but not when talking about foreheads.
A lot of us have more forehead than we used to, but it comes in handy when we do this... [facepalm]
My wife calls mine a "six-head"...then I remind her that she's older than me...
hghclsswhitetrsh
01-28-2014, 12:04
I'd be that ugly for $20,000,000 a year plus another $10,000,000 in endorsements. OMAHA OMAHA!!
blacklabel
01-28-2014, 12:14
On a side note, does anyone here doubt Peyton can afford a helmet that fits properly? It seems like his is REALLY tight in spots, and that can't be comfortable. I guess it works for him though...
http://football.razzball.com/files/2012/12/Peyton-Manning-Red-Forehead.jpg
He actually has it on tight so it won't pop off and the redness is probably due to not enough moisturizer.
I'd be that ugly for $20,000,000 a year plus another $10,000,000 in endorsements. OMAHA OMAHA!!
Not to mention the opportunity to make Tom Brady cry... [Coffee]
40027
Not to mention the opportunity to make Tom Brady cry... [Coffee]
40027
OMG. That's funny. [ROFL2]
3beansalad
01-28-2014, 15:43
I'd be that ugly for $20,000,000 a year plus another $10,000,000 in endorsements. OMAHA OMAHA!!
He could post a Papa John's ad on that five head and make some more cash
generalmeow
01-28-2014, 15:50
This is funny (http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/peyton-manningface-logos/1/)
This comes from a time when Manning was still deciding which team to go to. Make sure to look at all the pages, there are some funny ones.
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2012/comedy_goldmine/manningface/vikings.jpg
Not to mention the opportunity to make Tom Brady cry... [Coffee]
40027
LOL! Spit my damn beer out!
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