2014 State of the Union Address

[blacklabel]

I don't know why but I'm going to force myself to watch.

[HoneyBadger]

I'm going to go watch 1 hour of Alex Jones instead. It'll be just as useful.

[ROFL1]

[blacklabel]

Solid idea, I at least wouldn't be as pissed off afterwards.

[Great-Kazoo]

On Demand, for season 3 of Sherlock on PBS.

[HoneyBadger]

Solid idea, I at least wouldn't be as pissed off afterwards.
Eh, it's a 50/50 chance.

[Rooskibar03]

You'll need this.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm251/cmuthard03/b4aba322a60445d6f38a2ddc0706b84b_zps9863b230.jpg

Personally I'd rather eat a box of thumbtacks then listen to him spout his lies.

[blacklabel]

What do I get if I win?

[HoneyBadger]

What do I get if I win?
Drunk? [Dunno]

[n8tive97]

We should start a drinking game.... Everytime he says inequality, you take a shot.

Sent from my ultra conservative tracking device.....

[Sharpienads]

I don't know why but I'm going to force myself to watch.

Yeah, f*ck that. I'd rather punch myself in the balls repeatedly.

[UrbanWolf]

I'll be cleaning toilet instead, they sound the same.

[blacklabel]

We should start a drinking game.... Everytime he says inequality, you take a shot.

Sent from my ultra conservative tracking device.....

I don't have enough booze.

[HoneyBadger]

Yeah, f*ck that. I'd rather punch myself in the balls repeatedly.
Yeah, that kind of self-punishment is totally unnecessary. Go ahead and start punching.

[blacklabel]

New game, punch yourself in the balls every time he says inequality.

[mcjhr]

What time do the lies start anyway?

[blacklabel]

7pm.

[BlasterBob]

I'll be cleaning toilet instead, they sound the same.

But, but he's YOUR President [pileoshit]

[n8tive97]

Blacklabel, not playing that game... Like my nuts

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[Lurch]

Blacklabel, not playing that game... Like my nutsIf I could lick my nuts I wouldn't play either. Oh thats like.

[blacklabel]

I may set myself on fire during this.

[Drucker]

7P.M? Darn, that's when I scheduled my self colonoscopy

[blacklabel]

Smart move Drucker.

[MrPrena]

Printing this, as I write.....



You'll need this.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm251/cmuthard03/b4aba322a60445d6f38a2ddc0706b84b_zps9863b230.jpg

Personally I'd rather eat a box of thumbtacks then listen to him spout his lies.

[blacklabel]

Willie Robertson is there. Because it makes sense.

[flogger]

I remember reading about Joseph Stalin giving speeches, people would applaud for any reason and NO ONE in the crowd would be the first one to stop clapping, Applause lasted 10 minutes every time it started! Someone realized he was wasting his time waiting for the crowd to die down and they installed a bell that would be rung to tell the minions to stop. I'm going to see how many times the crowd pumps this guy up with what he needs, attention.

[RblDiver]

The drinking rules: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/28/let-us-be-clear-the-sotudrinkinggame-will-give-you-alcohol-poisoning/

[blacklabel]

Our deficits cut by half? I just choked.

[RblDiver]

Shutdown, drink!

[BPTactical]

I will watch Fox afterwards for the rip apart.

[flogger]

This is what Seinfeld was referring to in the Bizarro World episodes. I can't believe how clueless these people are.

[TEAMRICO]

Slogan, words, unfacts, more imaginary stories of unnamed people, words, vague goals, repeat old talking points........


I'm gonna go take a dump, this is a joke.

[sroz]

I think they just showed Biden touching himself again...

[KS63]

Is there a light that turns on that says "applause"?

[blacklabel]

They can't blow him during the speech so they have to do something.

[blacklabel]

Here comes the minimum wage bull.

[sroz]

MYRA....another Social Security Lock Box??.

[flogger]

If you just happened to turn this on, it looks like a Key and Peele sketch. To bad its not funny.

[blacklabel]

MYRA....another Social Security Lock Box??.

Hah, invest in US bonds. Yeah, no.

[Mtn.man]

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/s403x403/1621882_618076474906819_379873198_n.jpg

[sroz]

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/s403x403/1621882_618076474906819_379873198_n.jpg

I want one of those...

[blacklabel]

More EO to stop gun violence.

[electronman1729]

He is still talking

[flogger]

....guns bad...... solar good...

[mcjhr]

I had to turn it off....

[Singlestack]

Can't watch Beeho - makes me puke. I may listen to the rebuttal tho...

[UrbanWolf]

Oh shit, close up on Diane Fesinstalin.... [Eek1]

http://www.dippedincream.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/EyeBleach.jpg

[blacklabel]

I thought you were cleaning toilets?

[UrbanWolf]

I thought you were cleaning toilets?

Too bad I only have one.

[blacklabel]

I'm sure you could find more to clean.

[mcjhr]

I feel violated. :(

[UrbanWolf]

Is he kissing veteran asses?

[mcjhr]

He sure was hitting on the ladies

[DavieD55]

Just more propaganda coming from Odildo.

[jerrymrc]

I want one of those...

Member brutal can build you one. [LOL]

[rbeau30]

YAY democracy is great! But I'll do whatever I can to bypass congress.

[RblDiver]

Thank God it's over, my liver can start the recovery process!

[flogger]

YAY democracy is great! But I'll do whatever I can to bypass congress.


Nice!!

[flogger]

I'll trade you one Reagan autograph for 200 Obama autographs!

[TEAMRICO]

Cathy mcmorris Rogers response on fox was more uplifting in ten minutes then anything Obummer said.

[the901]

I feel like I just watched two really bad political averts back to back.

[Irving]

Didn't watch. Any highlights?

[HoneyBadger]

Didn't watch. Any highlights?
Nope.

[sniper7]

Highlights were: blah blah blah, blah blah, executive order, blah blah blah, blah blah

[HoneyBadger]

Highlights were: blah blah blah, blah blah, executive order, blah blah blah, blah blah
Dude! You totally skipped the part where he pissed on the constitution!

[n8tive97]

Meagan Kelly is hot! That's all

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[spqrzilla]

From Tamara Keel, Queen of Snark, talking about news coverage of preparations for the State of the Union speech:

The TeeWee announcer down the hall is talking approvingly (http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/28/22470990-super-bowl-security-net-cast-wide-to-protect-game-and-related-events?lite) about the Orwellian measures being enacted in the Capital District to protect the annual Hunger Games from terr'ists.

TV: "They will be scanning license plates all over the site, looking for people on the terrorist watch list. Of course, no backpacks. All trucks entering the area will be inspected to make sure they don't contain any weapons or dirty bombs!"

Me: "'Who's a dirty bomb? Who's a dirty, dirty bomb? Who's daddy's nasty, dirty little bomb?'"

[spqrzilla]

Best line so far from Vodkapundit:
" I just lost five bucks. Biden's pants are on the right way round.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) January 29, 2014"

Next best line: "@iowahawkblog
Somewhere, a Ramada Inn timeshare condo seminar is missing a salesman."

[Rabid]

Didn't watch. Any highlights?
Only two sentences about guns. Looks like that ship has passed until they have more graves to dance on.

[Rucker61]

I'll trade you one Reagan autograph for 200 Obama autographs!

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[Fentonite]

While channel surfing, I accidentally hit a re-run of his speech, which I had intentionally avoided. Just in time to hear him spout some crap about preventing more gun violence, "with or without Congress". I am awash in shame of our CIC.

[roberth]

I didn't watch but now I'm hearing bits.

MyRA - another scam where the government takes your money and gives it to Wall Street, illegal aliens, or a baby factory. The twist on this is that you volunteer your money instead of the IRS confiscating your money. The government has failed to maintain the balance in social security, why would I trust them to take care of my IRA.

Climate Change is a Fact - True earthly climate change is indeed a fact but the kind of man-made climate change The Messiah is speaking of is an utter and complete fabrication.

[TFOGGER]

I was at the gym, so I missed the blather, otherwise I would have played buzzword bingo for shots...
http://danieljmitchell.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/obama-bingo.jpg

[asmo]

I can say that last night downtown DC was a total cluster f@ck. Streets totally and completely shutdown in a wide net around the Capitol. Cops everywhere in full on kit - people on rooftops, dogs everywhere sniffing anything that moved. Vans and escalades on every corner.

Democracy at its finest.

[Sawin]

Meagan Kelly is hot! That's all

Sent from my ultra conservative tracking device.....

+1 And she's smart, well spoken, rich, quick witted, conservative.... the complete package. What more could you want?

[muddywings]

+1 And she's smart, well spoken, rich, quick witted, conservative.... the complete package. What more could you want?

single?

[wctriumph]

I did not watch it as I was at the doctor getting my knee x-rayed. Good news is it only a bruised tendon, nothing torn or broken. Hurts a lot but they gave my some anti-inflammatory med's and some pain killers so I could sleep at night, a knee brace and no restrictions at work (the Boss is happy).

However, I did see the response from Meatloaf and I am sure I would have agreed with him if I watched the lair in chief speak.


TEA

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[hatidua]

The drinking rules: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/28/let-us-be-clear-the-sotudrinkinggame-will-give-you-alcohol-poisoning/

There are some reasonable common-sense ideas in that link!

[Drucker]

In case anyone missed the speech.. it went like this.

40075

[Dave]

Obama with the Bobs...


http://youtu.be/PT5kzbnQPbg

[Ronin13]

I didn't watch the State of the Union, I watched The 13th Warrior instead... but I did watch Sen Rand Paul's response. I really like this guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E6YMdgGUY4

[Rabid]

I didn't watch the State of the Union, I watched The 13th Warrior instead... but I did watch Sen Rand Paul's response. I really like this guy!
I will take substance over a pretty face and a cute accent any day when it comes to politics. The GOP should have run a response like this with Cathy McMorris Rogers instead of just saying we disagree with Obama and then adding unsubstantial filler. I always like hearing from Rand Paul too.