Naked Florida man shot after biting victim on face.

[Skully]

It is happening again! ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell is going on in Florida????

Naked Florida man shot after biting victim on face.

(http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/02/05/naked-florida-man-shot-after-biting-victim-on-face-police-say/?intcmp=latestnews)


[Coffee]

[ChunkyMonkey]

Dayum... good shooting. If it wouldve been in NYC, how many bystanders wouldve been shot? :D

[clodhopper]

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[Dave]

[AR15][zombie1][zombie1][zombie1]

[centrarchidae]

"Florida." Nuff Said.

Carl Hiassen once said, he never actually wrote any fiction. He just saved news stories from when he was a reporter and put them together into books.

[speedysst]

Um...what??


Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife

[ChunkyMonkey]

Um...what??

ZL

[blacklabel]

ZL

Hah, I don't think the guy that doesn't recognize that list is going to have a clue what ZL stands for.

[ChunkyMonkey]

Hah, I don't think the guy that doesn't recognize that list is going to have a clue what ZL stands for.

Tallahassee ?

[Colorado_Outback]

Tallahassee ?

Texarkana!

[buffalobo]

Texarkana!

Isn't that right next to Miami?

Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain

[Colorado_Outback]

Negative. Its half Texas and half Arkansas.

40463

[muddywings]

Sig line worthy??? hmmmm....pondering....




Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife

[Dave]

Texarkana!
East bound and down, loaded up and truckin....

[driver]

"Florida." Nuff Said.

Carl Hiassen once said, he never actually wrote any fiction. He just saved news stories from when he was a reporter and put them together into books.

I can't remember the title but I enjoyed his book that was just real news articles that he had covered. Strange folks down there.

[clodhopper]

Sig line worthy??? hmmmm....pondering....

Too long. You could just go with #13, that would be good.

[Skip]

What the hell is going on in Florida????


Warm enough for the virus to survive.

[panic]

[KestrelBike]

Hah, I don't think the guy that doesn't recognize that list is going to have a clue what ZL stands for.

ZooLander.

[blacklabel]

ZooLander.

Obviously.

[TFOGGER]

Mad cow disease?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease

[Dave]

Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife



34. Don't forget the Twinkies!

[blacklabel]

In case you want to know what else Florida Man has been up to.

http://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman

[hollohas]

Another crazy dude in Florida.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/02/10/nude-florida-teenager-in-state-of-excited-delirium-allegedly-commits-one-of-the-most-bizarre-crimes-of-2014/

This kid walked into someone else's house, took off his clothes, messed up a police dog, broke an officer's arm and generally caused some weird ass trouble.

Almost as weird, the teenage occupant of said house escaped by way of trampoline. Ha!

[Skully]

Another crazy dude in Florida.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/02/10/nude-florida-teenager-in-state-of-excited-delirium-allegedly-commits-one-of-the-most-bizarre-crimes-of-2014/

This kid walked into someone else's house, took off his clothes, messed up a police dog, broke an officer's arm and generally caused some weird ass trouble.

Almost as weird, the teenage occupant of said house escaped by way of trampoline. Ha!

Farking strange......................

Curious if all these incidents have something to do with a new/old drug and an environmental situation causing this strange behavior in Florida residents.

[GilpinGuy]

"Here's the deal: I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch." [ROFL1]

[Stone83]

Bye- enjoy hell................[pileoshit]