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ChunkyMonkey
02-10-2014, 12:16
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html?_r=0


Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills Iraqi PupilsBy DURAID ADNANFEB. 10, 2014






BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.


[LOL]

RblDiver
02-10-2014, 12:18
Read that. Finally, a suicide bomber I can support! rofl

ChuckNorris
02-10-2014, 12:18
Shiite is right!

Didn't see that coming - BOOM!

wctriumph
02-10-2014, 13:19
Well I guess some good news out of Iraq.


TEA

III

buffalobo
02-10-2014, 13:20
He sounds as competent as a dummie. :eek:

Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain

Sawin
02-10-2014, 13:28
bye bye ;)

HoneyBadger
02-10-2014, 13:43
Self-correcting problem.

Darwin: 1
Suicide bomber: 0

Hound
02-10-2014, 13:46
So does that mean America has suicide bombers?

3beansalad
02-10-2014, 13:47
Finally a real human interest story.

centrarchidae
02-10-2014, 13:50
If a suicide bomber teacher self-splodiates with his students, does he get his pay-for-performance bonus or not?

68Charger
02-10-2014, 14:10
Premature detonation...

TFOGGER
02-10-2014, 14:28
Practice makes perfect....

wctriumph
02-10-2014, 14:43
Do they still get their virgins?

TFOGGER
02-10-2014, 14:57
Do they still get their virgins?

Actually, they get Virginians...

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2006/HillbillyOveralls.jpg

HoneyBadger
02-10-2014, 15:02
GAHHHHH!!!! EYE BLEACH!!!!!!!!!

Mtn.man
02-10-2014, 15:04
Ahhhhhhh the students... they blow up so fast.

buffalobo
02-10-2014, 15:13
Ahhhhhhh the students... they blow up so fast.

Well played. :thumbup::sly::D:D:D:D:cool::cool:

Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain

68Charger
02-10-2014, 16:22
Do they still get their virgins?

Did they say they were female virgins?
"holy crap"

Gman
02-10-2014, 18:12
http://youtu.be/W45DRy7M1no

rockhound
02-10-2014, 19:36
I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE QUALIFIED TO PRESS THIS BUTTON..........