Sex is like driving on ice.

[tmleadr03]

One slip and you will fuck up someones rear end.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Would that be considered a pre existing condition?

[blacklabel]

I rear ended my buddy. I never want to do that again.

[3beansalad]

Sounds like a shitty thing to do to a friend.

[Great-Kazoo]

Would that be considered a pre existing condition?

Not sure but it's definitely a pain in the ass, for someone.

[sroz]

I rear ended my buddy. I never want to do that again.

Why were you that close to him ???

[Irving]

Why were you that close to him ???

Following too closely or failure to maintain proper lookout? Failure to maintain control perhaps?

[BPTactical]

I rear ended my buddy. I never want to do that again.

Smart car into a semi....

[sroz]

Smart car into a semi....

[ROFL1]

[Bailey Guns]

Is this one of those threads that requires a significant consumption of alcohol to appreciate? Cause I'm way behind the power curve if it is.

[BPTactical]

Is this one of those threads that requires a significant consumption of alcohol to appreciate? Cause I'm way behind the power curve if it is.

Says the guy who likes packing peanut butter in his dogs mouth....[LOL]

[ZERO THEORY]

I thought you were gonna say it's hard to get up and going full speed.

[blacklabel]

Following too closely or failure to maintain proper lookout? Failure to maintain control perhaps?

Failure to maintain a proper lookout. The rear end of his Tacoma did 5k worth of damage to the front end of my Frontier. Like I said, I never want to do that again.

[BPTactical]

Failure to maintain a proper lookout. The rear end of his Tacoma did 5k worth of damage to the front end of my Frontier. Like I said, I never want to do that again.

Trying to cover your ass are we???[Muaha]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Trying to cover your ass are we???[Muaha]


Or his friends?

*BA-DOOM-CHING*

[Bailey Guns]

Says the guy who likes packing peanut butter in his dogs mouth....[LOL]

I just axed a simple question. No need to be hatin'.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I just axed a simple question. No need to be hatin'.

Just drop a can of fancy feast in the mail tuesday and bert will be ok again. No hatin' after dat.

[TheBelly]

I just axed a simple question. No need to be hatin'.

Im sorry I don't speak wal mart.

[JohnnyEgo]

It's also like Olympic Gymnastics; you have to stick the dismount.

[BPTactical]

Just drop a can of fancy feast in the mail tuesday and bert will be ok again. No hatin' after dat.


Fancy Feast?
Puleeezz, that stuff is Bush League.
Weruva for the win!

[blacklabel]

Fancy Feast?
Puleeezz, that stuff is Bush League.
Weruva for the win!

If you've taste tested cat food, you might be a cat.

[BPTactical]

If you've taste tested cat food, you might be a cat.

And if you've assholed your friend...........

[mcjhr]

.......some random broad plows your rear end.

[blacklabel]

And if you've assholed your friend...........

You might be a driver that failed to maintain a proper lookout.

[clublights]

Sex is like driving on Ice...


so no one in the south knows how to do it ?

[twitchyfinger]

I was gonna make a gay joke here too butt fuck it! Gay jokes aren't funny, cum on guys!

[Bailey Guns]

[ROFL1]

[KS63]

Failure to maintain a proper lookout. The rear end of his Tacoma did 5k worth of damage to the front end of my Frontier. Like I said, I never want to do that again.

He could've at least given you a courtesy reach-around....