Silly, accidental WIN!

[GilpinGuy]

I sat my ass down in the break room at work with a cup of coffee - good old styrofoam cup and corporate mud. It was about 4:00AM.

This supper chatty, annoying, hippie, dreadlocked type chick ask me, "Why do you have two cups?"

I didn't even realize that I had 2 cups stacked on each other. I didn't even take one sip yet.

I jokingly replied with, "I'm doing my part to increase my carbon footprint as much as possible."

She hasn't even looked in my direction since.

I win! [Beer]

[cap'n cook]

[Coffee]

[ruthabagah]

Yep: win

[JerryG]

That was an awesome response.

[MCarp71]

Nice!![Coffee]

[BPTactical]

Nice!![Coffee]

[flogger]

Ka-ching!

[TEAMRICO]

A working hippie......and at 0400?

Never heard of that.

Our teachers lounge has a billboard where these vegan, gluten free health nuts post recipes....every single one sound very unappetizing.
I printed a one word recipe and posted it..........BACON.
They all knew it was me instantly!

[BuffCyclist]

[ROFL1]

Well done GG, gotta remember that one!

[Bailey Guns]

[Beer]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

That's good stuff there.

[sabot_round]

[Score]

[SouthPaw]

Well played.

[Irving]

How did she not immediately assume you had two because you were holding HOT COFFEE?

[Aloha_Shooter]

[Bow]

[Ronin13]

How did she not immediately assume you had two because you were holding HOT COFFEE?
Simple... same reason that lady sued McDonald's years ago when she spilled her HOT COFFEE on herself. DUH it's supposed to be hot, otherwise it's ICED coffee... Remember what Carlin said: "Imagine the average person, now think, 1/2 of the world is dumber than that."

Gilpin, nicely done. Still find it strange that a hippy actually works a real job, and is there before noon.

[Squeeze]

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[Guylee]

Reminds me of that Ron White joke:

"The flatulence from the cows is destroying the ozone layer. What are YOU doing to help the environment, Ron?"

"I'm eatin' the cows!"

[wctriumph]

Does it shave under its arms? Hippies don't shave, man or woman.

[kidicarus13]

Still find it strange that a hippy actually works a real job, and is there before noon.

Ya, I call BS.

[rockhound]

Simple... same reason that lady sued McDonald's years ago when she spilled her HOT COFFEE on herself. DUH it's supposed to be hot, otherwise it's ICED coffee... Remember what Carlin said: "Imagine the average person, now think, 1/2 of the world is dumber than that."



I hear that old lady being ridiculed all the time, i dont understand why her lawsuit loses its merit in the translation.

Let be perfectly clear, I expect my coffe to be hot, i expect that if i spill it on myself i will probably have a nice red spot and it will burn some. That lady had to have skin grafts from her hot coffee. They had to replace the skin between her legs and on her genitals. WTF, if I spill my hot coffee on myself and need skin grafts cause i can see the bones in my hand afterwards, THE FU..... COFFE WAS TOO DAMN HOT....

[Gman]

How do you get coffee "TOO DAMN HOT"? It was boiling water seconds before it became coffee. Was the old lady in an environment that wasn't at atmospheric pressure? There was likely something else physically or tactically going on with her that led to the extent of her injury.

How many guys would hold a cup of freshly brewed coffee next to their wedding tackle? If you raised your hand, you obviously don't understand the physical world that we live in.

[Irving]

Did she get the surgery before or after she got an attorney?

[GilpinGuy]

Gilpin, nicely done. Still find it strange that a hippy actually works a real job, and is there before noon.


Ya, I call BS.

The chick is a graveyard blackjack dealer. Casinos hire all types, especially for graves...like me. [werdo]

[Aloha_Shooter]

I hear that old lady being ridiculed all the time, i dont understand why her lawsuit loses its merit in the translation.

Here's why it loses it merit -- translation or no translation:

1. Coffee is supposed to be hot. While the McD's coffee was too hot to drink immediately, some of us like it that way in the drive-through so it's not cold as hell when we get down the road.
2. She put it between her damned legs. McD didn't put it there, she did.
3. IIRC, she opened the cap to add creamer and replaced it insecurely.
4. She put it between her damned legs.

I feel bad for her as a person but I don't feel McD's as a corporation or the rest of us as the customers that end up paying for the lawsuit through increased prices should have to pay for her stupidity. For a year after that lawsuit, I couldn't get a properly hot cup of coffee to save my life -- which really sucks when it's 10 degrees or less outside.

[Irving]

On the plus side, McDonalds gladly mixes in the cream and sugar for you now. My wife gets mad at every other restaurant that doesn't do so.