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redneck122
02-21-2014, 13:22
Than trying to understand a crying woman on the phone. I just spent 20 minutes on the phone and could only make out about 10 words. Jesus. I still don't know what she was crying about!
Call me heartless or an asshole, but i just dont understand how women break down over the littlest things.
That is all.
wctriumph
02-21-2014, 13:26
Hormones. Some adjustments are needed in the hormones.
Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time.
Tinelement
02-21-2014, 13:36
Sounds like the best thing to do is let her calm down and have a guys night out to the taverns!
That's what I would do. Hahaha!
Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time.
Aaaah hell. [Mad]
Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time.
I called mine Sybil.
> 50 now and she's still often a wreck.
funkymonkey1111
02-21-2014, 14:10
Than trying to understand a crying woman on the phone. I just spent 20 minutes on the phone and could only make out about 10 words. Jesus. I still don't know what she was crying about!
Call me heartless or an asshole, but i just dont understand how women break down over the littlest things.
That is all.
chances are it's your fault
just say to her, "Do you want to go to the Coach Store?".
ChuckNorris
02-21-2014, 14:25
Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time.
Oh Lordy! That was the worst time EVER!
Glad to be past that!
alan0269
02-21-2014, 14:28
just say to her, "Do you want to go to the Coach Store?".
Just be sure to take plenty of cash if you do... You wouldn't want to set her off by telling her she couldn't get the one (two, three, etc) that she finds and just "has to have".
Great-Kazoo
02-21-2014, 14:31
Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time.
try the late 50's You folks ain't seen nothing YET!
Just be sure to take plenty of cash if you do... You wouldn't want to set her off by telling her she couldn't get the one (two, three, etc) that she finds and just "has to have".
True!
try the late 50's You folks ain't seen nothing YET!
I don't want to make you feel old, but my mom is in her mid-60's now, and I can testify to the late 50's... Whew, swings worse than a recovering heroin addict! It just takes a lot of patience.
SamuraiCO
02-21-2014, 14:38
Guess I'm lucky my wife hasn't done that...yet. Going on 49 for her and 50m for me.
Great-Kazoo
02-21-2014, 14:38
I don't want to make you feel old, but my mom is in her mid-60's now, and I can testify to the late 50's... Whew, swings worse than a recovering heroin addict! It just takes a lot of patience.
AND DUCT TAPE.
Great-Kazoo
02-21-2014, 14:39
Guess I'm lucky my wife hasn't done that...yet. Going on 49 for her and 50m for me.
WINTER'S COMING
Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time. You know these basket cases are starting to get into powerful positions. Government Motors cheif is this age. Is this the edge the U.S. needs.
hghclsswhitetrsh
02-21-2014, 14:56
Vitamin D.
Fify. And by vitamin d I mean... Well never mind.
Lex_Luthor
02-21-2014, 14:57
Oh Lordy! That was the worst time EVER!
Glad to be past that!
I find that hard to believe Chuck Norris would actually say that!
Fify. And by vitamin d I mean... Well never mind.
So that's why yours is cranky all the time, the vitamin D being in short supply [Coffee]
Like I wasn't going to say something [Beer]
hghclsswhitetrsh
02-21-2014, 15:24
Nah it's cause I don't make enough money.
redneck122
02-21-2014, 15:29
Sounds like the best thing to do is let her calm down and have a guys night out to the taverns!
That's what I would do. Hahaha!
I'm thinking so!
redneck122
02-21-2014, 15:32
just say to her, "Do you want to go to the Coach Store?".
Last time i did that it cost me about as much as 2 noveske AR's. Stupid stupid stupid. And dont get me started on those damn jimmy choo shoes....
AND DUCT TAPE.
[ROFL1] Almost destroyed my keyboard on that one...
AND DUCT TAPE.
You're shutting her up with the wrong thing.
Vitamin B.
Are you supposed to put them in your ears?
BPTactical
02-21-2014, 15:56
Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time.
Uhmmmmm yeah.......nothing else in the world like the lovely, caring, compassionate woman you love becoming a, a, ah,...............the words escape me at the moment.
Colorado_Outback
02-21-2014, 16:32
Haha, that would be reason number 1034040506 why I have no interest in finding a mate.
james_bond_007
02-21-2014, 16:39
try the late 50's You folks ain't seen nothing YET!
Oh god.....make it stop.
I had hoped you were going to say "It is DOES get better." ...but you didn't.
I want to get off of this roller coaster....
Damn...I got a ways to go before my wife reaches these wonderful years you all are referring to. Not looking forward to the future. Oh well, guess trophy wives are a lot like skills, you have to upgrade them every so often to stay competitive. [Muaha]
BPTactical
02-21-2014, 17:20
Damn...I got a ways to go before my wife reaches these wonderful years you all are referring to. Not looking forward to the future. Oh well, guess trophy wives are a lot like skills, you have to upgrade them every so often to stay competitive. [Muaha]
Stop! It will be cheaper if every 5 years you just find some woman you don't like and buy her a house
ChunkyMonkey
02-21-2014, 17:22
Than trying to understand a crying woman on the phone. I just spent 20 minutes on the phone and could only make out about 10 words. Jesus. I still don't know what she was crying about!
Call me heartless or an asshole, but i just dont understand how women break down over the littlest things.
That is all.
That was NYNCO calling
SideShow Bob
02-21-2014, 18:09
chances are it's your fault
And if it isn't your fault, It's still YOUR FAULT !!!!
OtterbatHellcat
02-21-2014, 18:10
Ain't that the truth.
redneck122
02-21-2014, 18:19
And if it isn't your fault, It's still YOUR FAULT !!!!
Always is.
Great-Kazoo
02-21-2014, 18:32
Want to keep the crying and arguing down to a minimum ?
Put a picture of her on a milk carton and leave it on the table.
And if it isn't your fault, It's still YOUR FAULT !!!!
Tsk. The saying goes, "I didn't SAY it was your fault. I said I was going to BLAME YOU." :)
I'm not worried about that time in my life, because I'm a peach....
Vitamin B.
Vitamin b= beer right?....
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