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CareyH
04-29-2009, 16:16
Want to book this cruise? Should be warm weather.............


I found a Somalia cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania).
The cost is a bit high but it seems well worth it. What I found encouraging and enlightened is that the cruise is encouraging people to bring their own high powered weapons along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat.
They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days. All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package:

$800.00 US/per day per person, double occupancy (4 day minimum).

- M-16 full automatic: rental $25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 mm armor-piercing ammo at $15.95

- Ak-47 rifle: no charge. Ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 mm com block ball ammo at $14.95
- Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle: rental $55.00/day. Ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $29.95.
- Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).
- They even offer RPG's at $75 bucks and $200 for 3 standard loads.
- Mounted mini-gun available @ $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.
- Free complimentary night vision equipment.

Meals are not included but seem reasonable. Coffee and snacks on the Lido (top) deck from 7pm-6am
They offer group rates and corporate discounts, and even offer a partial money back if not satisfied.

Text from the ad:

"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots.

"We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before April 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."

Here are a few testimonials:

FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!"
---- Stan, Denver, CO USA

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in Africa again."
----Lars, Hamburg, Germany

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0, PASSENGERS 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English."
----- Ned, Salt Lake City, Utah USA

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their crappy aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam."
----"Chopper" Dan, Toledo, Ohio USA.

Graves
04-29-2009, 16:27
I'll take the Barrett w/ some sort of pdw for a bug (MP5 preferably) [Beer]



$450.00 per squeeze seems a little out of my price range but...

http://www.dillonaero.com/uimages/new_pics/VIK_GAU-17_close_up.jpg

I doubt any Pirate ships could take much more than 30 sec. from one of these bad boys. [Weight]

ChunkyMonkey
04-29-2009, 16:30
GREAT deal on the AMMO!!!!

Zcsdkr
04-29-2009, 16:31
Is this serious??? If so could you PLEASE post the link or send it to me??????

cysoto
04-29-2009, 16:42
Is this serious??? If so could you PLEASE post the link or send it to me??????
[Slap]

HunterCO
04-29-2009, 16:44
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][Beer]

ChunkyMonkey
04-29-2009, 16:51
Call 1-800-719-5246 for details

ryanek9freak
04-29-2009, 17:11
Sign me up!! LOL

RRD3
04-29-2009, 18:39
Is this serious??? If so could you PLEASE post the link or send it to me??????


DOH

[Pirate] [M2]

theGinsue
04-29-2009, 19:52
Take the scope off of that mini gun, drop it into a UH-60A Blackhawk and that would be the gun I shot in Korea (just range shooting - no live targets.... it was 1988/89).

Graves
04-30-2009, 04:57
Is this serious??? If so could you PLEASE post the link or send it to me??????


[LOL]

jackmode9316
04-30-2009, 09:56
Is this serious??? If so could you PLEASE post the link or send it to me??????
Are you seriouse?

Zcsdkr
05-02-2009, 01:38
No link? Now I'm sad... [BooHoo]

Medic583
05-02-2009, 03:23
Is this serious??? If so could you PLEASE post the link or send it to me??????

And people think I'm a sick bastard for playing w/ dead people. . . Easier way to kill someone, just become a paramedic. Besides, shooting someone is far to easy. Why pull a trigger when you can use all kinds of really niffty neato drugs and electricty!!! Poke needles into em, stick tubes into any orafice you can think of, cut peoples clothes off and expose them to the world, strap em down to archaic devices to immoblize them, drive really fast w/ blinky blinky woo woo lights and sirens. . . all the while saying: "please stop resisting, we're here to help you" [Muaha]


***Disclaimer: No, I'm not like that. Really, I am. . . hmmm, not like that