Punkface
04-25-2014, 07:21
Why spend all of the dollars on a few "re-usable" guns, when you can spend the same amount to get eight times as many disposable ones!
Yes, we are talking Lorcin here! (http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/5648180059/8947751/12394-1.gif_thumbnail1.jpg)
Every soldier can carry 2-3 lorcins in place of a M9 and several magazines! Not only does this mean our men, women and gender-eclectic warriors can avoid the troublesome process of reloading under stress, but they also double the potential targeting vectors by dual wielding! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Mongolian_Armed_Forces_100711-A-CE583-114.jpg/1280px-Mongolian_Armed_Forces_100711-A-CE583-114.jpg)
Lets face it, the M9 was chosen to embiggen the wallets of a few Italian fat cats and to appease the fashion conscious. Not so with Lorcin!
REAL WORLD ADVANTAGES:
Disposable! Can be freely dumped when empty! REDUCE SOLDIER BACK STRAIN!!!
Doubles or triples the firepower of every soldier! (http://stuffmenlike.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dual_wielding_ak47.jpg) FORCE MULTIPLIER!
Can be placed near enemy installations as an improvised IED without modification! FORCE MULTIPLIER!!
No need for expensive parts or maintenance! Just toss them when they break or run out of gatteries!REDUCED LOGISTICAL REQUIREMENTS!!
Made in America! 'MERICA
Italy sided with the Nazis in WW2, Do you really want to support Nazis? 'MERICA
Yes, we are talking Lorcin here! (http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/5648180059/8947751/12394-1.gif_thumbnail1.jpg)
Every soldier can carry 2-3 lorcins in place of a M9 and several magazines! Not only does this mean our men, women and gender-eclectic warriors can avoid the troublesome process of reloading under stress, but they also double the potential targeting vectors by dual wielding! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Mongolian_Armed_Forces_100711-A-CE583-114.jpg/1280px-Mongolian_Armed_Forces_100711-A-CE583-114.jpg)
Lets face it, the M9 was chosen to embiggen the wallets of a few Italian fat cats and to appease the fashion conscious. Not so with Lorcin!
REAL WORLD ADVANTAGES:
Disposable! Can be freely dumped when empty! REDUCE SOLDIER BACK STRAIN!!!
Doubles or triples the firepower of every soldier! (http://stuffmenlike.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dual_wielding_ak47.jpg) FORCE MULTIPLIER!
Can be placed near enemy installations as an improvised IED without modification! FORCE MULTIPLIER!!
No need for expensive parts or maintenance! Just toss them when they break or run out of gatteries!REDUCED LOGISTICAL REQUIREMENTS!!
Made in America! 'MERICA
Italy sided with the Nazis in WW2, Do you really want to support Nazis? 'MERICA