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Punkface
04-25-2014, 07:21
Why spend all of the dollars on a few "re-usable" guns, when you can spend the same amount to get eight times as many disposable ones!
Yes, we are talking Lorcin here! (http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/5648180059/8947751/12394-1.gif_thumbnail1.jpg)
Every soldier can carry 2-3 lorcins in place of a M9 and several magazines! Not only does this mean our men, women and gender-eclectic warriors can avoid the troublesome process of reloading under stress, but they also double the potential targeting vectors by dual wielding! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Mongolian_Armed_Forces_100711-A-CE583-114.jpg/1280px-Mongolian_Armed_Forces_100711-A-CE583-114.jpg)
Lets face it, the M9 was chosen to embiggen the wallets of a few Italian fat cats and to appease the fashion conscious. Not so with Lorcin!
REAL WORLD ADVANTAGES:


Disposable! Can be freely dumped when empty! REDUCE SOLDIER BACK STRAIN!!!
Doubles or triples the firepower of every soldier! (http://stuffmenlike.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dual_wielding_ak47.jpg) FORCE MULTIPLIER!
Can be placed near enemy installations as an improvised IED without modification! FORCE MULTIPLIER!!
No need for expensive parts or maintenance! Just toss them when they break or run out of gatteries!REDUCED LOGISTICAL REQUIREMENTS!!
Made in America! 'MERICA
Italy sided with the Nazis in WW2, Do you really want to support Nazis? 'MERICA

Dave
04-25-2014, 07:43
Sad to say I own a Lorcin. It was $75 used at a gun shop in MI when I was home on leave in 2001. [Shake] Haven't shot it in years now. I could hit a human sized target at 15 ft, not always center mass though, lot of arm hits. Biggest problem I had was it would only feed in 115 gr ball ammo. HP's failed to feed almost every time. Ran a few hundred WWB rounds through it with no major problems.

Sawin
04-25-2014, 09:53
[facepalm]

brutal
04-25-2014, 10:31
Sad to say I own a Lorcin. It was $75 used at a gun shop in MI when I was home on leave in 2001. [Shake] Haven't shot it in years now. I could hit a human sized target at 15 ft, not always center mass though, lot of arm hits. Biggest problem I had was it would only feed in 115 gr ball ammo. HP's failed to feed almost every time. Ran a few hundred WWB rounds through it with no major problems.

They usually go quick at the shows if you can find the right buyer that can pass a BGC. :D

Helps if it's chrome plated.

Dave
04-25-2014, 10:55
They usually go quick at the shows if you can find the right buyer that can pass a BGC. :D

Helps if it's chrome plated.
It is....

Ranger353
04-25-2014, 11:31
These are brothers, or close cousins to the Jimenez Arms POS line of guns.

ChunkyMonkey
04-25-2014, 11:39
I guess I dont get the thread.. i am slow lol

ben4372
04-25-2014, 21:01
Sad to say I own a Lorcin. It was $75 used at a gun shop in MI when I was home on leave in 2001. [Shake] Haven't shot it in years now. I could hit a human sized target at 15 ft, not always center mass though, lot of arm hits. Biggest problem I had was it would only feed in 115 gr ball ammo. HP's failed to feed almost every time. Ran a few hundred WWB rounds through it with no major problems.
Fortunately the Geneva Convention knew this day might come. HP bullets are in humane. Advantage Lorcin.