Ommpa Loompa Tans

[Ah Pook]

I gonna get it.

Saw three wimminz with the OLT today. That's supposed to be attractive?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Hl04QT4k2kk/UkBoZeiyfqI/AAAAAAAAB1A/wg0H6qgnYlY/s1600/fake-tan.jpg
http://way2tan.com/uploads/christina-aguilera-orange-tan.jpg
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003514779/443429386_orange_tan_Jessica_xlarge.jpeg
http://kingmidgetramblings.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/romney-tan-comparison.jpeg
http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/showbiz-dean-piper/KatiePrice.jpg
http://midwestcatwalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/orange-girls.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xeeY-a0XRiA/TlKp2H_yMsI/AAAAAAAAALg/r5SWz8WR1LA/s1600/Oompa-Loompa.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZhs7w-FzeI

[TEAMRICO]

I would still hit em all.......except Mitt.

[sniper7]

I would still hit em all.......except Mitt.

Bet you'd change your mind if he paid enough!

[Sharpienads]

I would still hit em all.......except Mitt.

My thoughts as well.

[AR_ART]

I wonder if some of it has to do with the "settings" on the cameras or whatever took the picture to make them look like that...

[BPTactical]

I would still hit em all.......except Mitt.

Even the real Oompa Loompa's?
Kinky....



Ray-keep it up with the Cheetos thing and you will get a helluva "tan" too.

[blacklabel]

I wonder if some of it has to do with the "settings" on the cameras or whatever took the picture to make them look like that...

Nope, just crappy spray tans.

I was best man in a wedding last August. One of the groomsmen got the worst spray tan I've ever seen.

[Circuits]

I blame it on Jersey Shore and guidos in general.

[ChadAmberg]

Gawd.. those are all my cousins from Jersey...

[Sharpienads]

Gawd.. those are all my cousins from Jersey...

Really? Can you hook me and TEAMRICO up with them?

[rockhound]

Even the real Oompa Loompa's?
Kinky....

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you know what they say, once you go oompa............

[BPTactical]

you know what they say, once you go oompa............

Chocolate never was the same again?[werdo]

[TEAMRICO]

Chocolate never was the same again?[werdo]

Only if it was......

[ChadAmberg]

Really? Can you hook me and TEAMRICO up with them?

Sure I guess... my one cousin, he is a copter mechanic in the NJ ARNG...

[Sharpienads]

Oh. I thought they were chicks. Nevermind.

[Irving]

Really? Can you hook me and TEAMRICO up with them?

That refinished vanity not go over as well as you'd hoped or what?

[Sharpienads]

That refinished vanity not go over as well as you'd hoped or what?

Touche

[BPTactical]

Only if it was......

OMG, now that's funny

[Ah Pook]

Ommpa Loompa, the other orange meat. Orange you curious? [Awesom]

[Rabid]

Oh. I thought they were chicks. Nevermind.
Being part "guido" myself don't worry. An Italian chick will turn you into her bitch in no time and you will have no idea where your money went. Your better bet would be a mail order bride from a 2nd world country.