The virginity auction

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2014/04/30/medical-student-auctioning-off-virginity-highest-bidder-at-550000/



An American medical student is auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder, and although the top offer currently stands at $550,000 ? she says she does not need the money.


Using the alias ?Elizabeth Raine? and operating a blog entitled, ?Musings of a Virgin Whore,? the 28-year-old self-proclaimed virgin said she is willing to submit to a medical examination or polygraph as proof to the winning bidder, which will be determined when bidding concludes on May 7.


Terms and conditions. [ROFL1]



6.1. The Successful Bidder shall wear a condom when having Sexual Intercourse with the Virgin or supply the Virgin a medical report clearing him of sexually transmitted diseases dated within 24 hours of the Meeting.


6.2. The Successful Bidder shall not:-


6.2.1. Be under the influence of alcohol or of any drugs during the Meeting;


6.2.2. Penetrate the anus of the Virgin;
[ROFL3][ROFL3][ROFL3]






I'm not really sure why this hasn't happened for her before now. (yes, I read why)
FACE: http://musingsofavirginwhore.com/


BODY: http://www.elizabeth-raine.com/photo_gallery.html


Whole thing: http://www.elizabeth-raine.com/my_true_identity.html


[Coffee]

[crashdown]

From the article:
According to her bidding rules, each bidder must come forward with a non-refundable sum of $100 through a PayPal account. If notified as the winner on May 7, that bidder is to wire-transfer the amount into a trust fund designated by “the Virgin” within 24 hours after the meeting, “provided that the Successful Bidder and the Virgin have had Sexual Intercourse,” reads the website.

So.....
1. win the auction.
2. send 100 bucks via Paypal.
3. bang the hottie.
4. go home.
5. claim the deed never happened.

[KestrelBike]

buttterrrfacceeee

[crashdown]

buttterrrfacceeee

Really?

[Irving]

From the article:
According to her bidding rules, each bidder must come forward with a non-refundable sum of $100 through a PayPal account. If notified as the winner on May 7, that bidder is to wire-transfer the amount into a trust fund designated by “the Virgin” within 24 hours after the meeting, “provided that the Successful Bidder and the Virgin have had Sexual Intercourse,” reads the website.

So.....
1. win the auction.
2. send 100 bucks via Paypal.
3. bang the hottie.
4. go home.
5. claim the deed never happened.

I think it'd be more fun to completely fail to perform and end with, "Sorry, I guess you're just not doing it for me." Then she'll learn a lesson about real life reprecussions as she battles with that public shut down for the rest of her life.

[cofi]

Butterface

Would smash for free but a half million

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e8/e8fda25b3ce62684bf418d1f248cde70cbcbaaba3226c8f31a 020781782210f5.jpg

[cofi]

Really?
Yea bro she is beat

[Dave_L]

$550k? Go buy a 200k car and go get plenty of other hoes. Save $350k.

[Irving]

Definitely leave negative feedback.

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

From the article:
According to her bidding rules, each bidder must come forward with a non-refundable sum of $100 through a PayPal account. If notified as the winner on May 7, that bidder is to wire-transfer the amount into a trust fund designated by “the Virgin” within 24 hours after the meeting, “provided that the Successful Bidder and the Virgin have had Sexual Intercourse,” reads the website.

So.....
1. win the auction.
2. send 100 bucks via Paypal.
3. bang the hottie.
4. go home.
5. claim the deed never happened.

I'm thinking that means for your bid to be valid, you're down-paying $100. [Dunno] Not sure though.


$550k? Go buy a 200k car and go get plenty of other hoes. Save $350k.

This.
If you can bid $550k, you don't need this chick. $0.02

[blacklabel]

550k for terrible sex. Sounds like a great buy.

[BlasterBob]

Wonder if she will be chewing a big ole wad of bubble gum and reading a comic book while the "john" is doing his thing.[fail]

[Ah Pook]

buttterrrfacceeee
I'd call it pancake face. There is a lot of makeup there.

Pass

[SuperiorDG]

28 year old virgin, something wrong going on here.

[BlasterBob]

28 year old virgin, something wrong going on here.

Maybe she has been in a convent for the past 18+ years.[hahhah-no]

[kawiracer14]

I can smash a lot of Colfax hookers for $550k.

[balyon885]

The way I read it is to bid you must pay 100 bucks, that's non refundable. So she'll end up not giving it up, cause she's probably already, and still pull in 100k.

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[StagLefty]

Wonder if she will be chewing a big ole wad of bubble gum and reading a comic book while the "john" is doing his thing.[fail]

Nope-looking over your shoulder watching Ellen Degeneres !!!

[ray1970]

Hmm. So someone is going to pay to have sex with someone with no experience? Awesome. Big money for the worst sex you'll ever have.

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Why didn't we think of this? I'm going to start a AR-15.CO fundraiser. There's got to be at least a couple hundred virgins on here [Coffee]

[Coffee] I'm assuming because no one wants what they got.

[zzzippper]

Is there a restocking fee if you return her slightly used within three days?

[crashdown]

FAKE....

She states in her bio that she has a funny looking bellybutton, some of the pics it is an "outtie" and some it is in "innie", so they are different people in the photos.
Between that and the obvious 100 dollar deposit to bid thing......

I am retracting my bid!

[crays]

FAKE....

She states in her bio that she has a funny looking bellybutton, some of the pics it is an "outtie" and some it is in "innie", so they are different people in the photos.
Between that and the obvious 100 dollar deposit to bid thing......

I am retracting my bid!

So...bid, document EVERYTHING (emails, screen shots, entire web pages/sites archived, etc), demand to be notified by registered mail at end of auction, then quietly (at first) sue for fraud.
Recover X times initial investment, and your willy doesn't shrivel up and fall off.
Fight greed with snark.

Ps
I know your bid comment was in jest...wink, wink.

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[Kraven251]

550k at the bunny ranch ...pretty much screw yourself into a coma, with women that know what they are doing

[Ronin13]

Pretty much sums it up on this girl for me- go to 1:03:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It6UjiG0h2Q#t=63

[KestrelBike]

Hmm. So someone is going to pay to have sex with someone with no experience? Awesome. Big money for the worst sex you'll ever have.

The only kind of customer who'd be into a deal like this is a middle eastern oil baller.

[Lurch]

So on rule 6.2.2 when your done with the front can you flip her over?

[sniper7]

What a waste of money

[Irving]

So on rule 6.2.2 when your done with the front can you flip her over?

That's what my lawyer tells me...

[stevelkinevil]

That broad needs to eat a burger. Oh and the day I pay even $50 for a piece I better be in a nursing home.

[colorider]

550k to hose a gal that has been satisfying herself with battery powered toys for years,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yea, waste of effort and $$$.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Pay $550,000 to disappoint some one when I can do it for free... No thanks.

[clublights]

That broad needs to eat a burger. Oh and the day I pay even $50 for a piece I better be in a nursing home.

Ever take broad to dinner and a movie ?

you already paid the 50 bucks LOL

[theGinsue]

And the thread winning post is....(drum roll please)


Pay $550,000 to disappoint some one when I can do it for free... No thanks.

[opie011]

Pretty sure this SCAM has been done years ago in Vegas as well...


Pay $550,000 to disappoint some one when I can do it for free... No thanks.
FULL OF WIN [Beer]

[Scanker19]

550k for sex with a virgin and no anal? That's like buying a brand new 4x4 truck and not driving through the mud.

[Ronin13]

Ever take broad to dinner and a movie ?

you already paid the 50 bucks LOL
Since you're referring to women as "broads" then I'll assume it's been a while, hence why you state the outdated $50... try closer to $100 (if you want to 'impress' her) [LOL]
^44251

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

550k for sex with a virgin and no anal? That's like buying a brand new 4x4 truck and not driving through the mud.

Yeah, I also was kind of thinking that for half a mil, there really shouldn't be any terms and rules.




Edit: I wonder if there is sales tax on this….

[jslo]

From her blog:
"My friends are equally amazing, and I would not want to do this without them"

Now this changes things.

[kidicarus13]

From her blog:
"My friends are equally amazing, and I would not want to do this without them"

Now this changes things.

Definitely a game changer!

[Citizen_Soldier]

I like how on the gallery page she says she won't let you see her face until someone wins the auction, then you just go to the 'My True Identity' page and there's half a dozen shots of her face, one is the same picture she has her face covered up in on the gallery page. What a joke

[blacklabel]

She should have kept her face covered.

[Drucker]

A virgin whore, America ees a wunnerfull place, no?

[Ronin13]

A virgin whore, America ees a wunnerfull place, no?

Perhaps this is why the aliens won't talk to us, they don't want us fucking up the intergalactic community with our earthly shenanigans.

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[PsyKo]

Reserve wont get met and she will walk with the deposits.

[kidicarus13]

Did we expect anything less?
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2014/05/elizabeth_raine_virgin_whore_virginity_auction_bid ding_801000_ends.html

[ray1970]

I'm leaving her some negative feedback. I won that auction fair and square and she won't honor the deal.

[Gman]

What a publicity whore. I guess Facebook wasn't enough for her.

[Circuits]

Girl On The Internet Syndrome taken to extremes...

[Irving]

A virgin with a blog about sexuality got more than three hits?

[HoneyBadger]

So did she get to keep the deposits?

[Dave_L]

So did she get to keep the deposits?

Didn't you read? There were no deposits. She backed out. ;)

[SuperiorDG]

Soul bother too beaucoup?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGOJ1_kcI8

[thvigil11]

Didn't you read? There were no deposits. She backed out. ;)

You can still make back door deposits.

[bad-banana]

[HoneyBadger]

Didn't you read? There were no deposits. She backed out. ;)
Oh SNAP!

[Dave_L]

You can still make back door deposits.

[bad-banana]

Good point. After hours drop box.

[davsel]

Forever more an International W̶h̶o̶r̶e̶ Tease.
Her family must be so proud.

[sniper7]

I didn't even get a response to $3.50

[theGinsue]

Very possible a brilliant scam. To bid, you would have to PAY $100 up front non-refundable. Even if the woman is real, a shill bidder could bid 27 bagillion dollars, nothing happens, and she pockets $20k in "deposits" from idiots.

Why didn't we think of this? I'm going to start a AR-15.CO fundraiser. There's got to be at least a couple hundred virgins on here [Coffee]
I'm curious how many bids she received at $100 a pop. She didn't disappoint us and canceled the auction. Curious how much richer she is today. I'd love to see a Class Action suit against her for a fraudulent auction. That'd be karma.

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

I'm curious how many bids she received at $100 a pop. She didn't disappoint us and canceled the auction. Curious how much richer she is today. I'd love to see a Class Action suit against her for a fraudulent auction. That'd be karma.

It'd be hilarious, too.