View Full Version : Your best gun quote of the day
ChadAmberg
05-07-2014, 13:46
Saw this on a facebook post:
You may be cool but you'll never be open carry cross draw serpa holster cool44501
Saw it in the movies...
["Go ahead. Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens."
Wyatt Earp
[Coffee]
hghclsswhitetrsh
05-07-2014, 14:16
You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?
[Worth]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0lvp7a7pmk
Better?
Bailey Guns
05-07-2014, 14:48
Unforgiven...
Little Bill: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should'a armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
Bailey Guns
05-07-2014, 14:49
And who could forget:
"I'm your huckleberry."
"The fast twitch muscles in your neck allow you to dodge headshots."
Great-Kazoo
05-07-2014, 15:12
How did you get into the vault? 20mm cannon with armor-piercing shells. Wasn't too hard.
Are you all right, kid? You don't look too well.
I believe you're right.
https://sp3.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608001914235588403&pid=15.1
"See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness." - Pulp Fiction
Rucker61
05-07-2014, 16:07
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun".
762 milimeter... full metal jacket
http://youtu.be/_FxMigHwciU
jhood001
05-07-2014, 16:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFriRcIwqNU
68Charger
05-07-2014, 16:53
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun".
"Name's Ash, housewares"
Bailey Guns
05-07-2014, 17:02
"Fill your hand you son of a bitch!" - Rooster Cogburn
thvigil11
05-07-2014, 17:10
Danny Vermin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0685472/): I got something to stop him.
Dutch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0418351/): They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum.
Danny Vermin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0685472/): It shoots through schools.
Danny Vermin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0685472/): This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside...
The Norseman
05-07-2014, 17:29
Shoot like you shout
Teddy Roosevelt
"Name's Ash, housewares"
"Gimme some sugar, baby!"
Unforgiven...
Little Bill: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should'a armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
+1
buffalobo
05-07-2014, 17:59
Movies seem popular today, I will go with something from history.
"This may be considered as the true palladium of liberty.... The right of self defense is the first law of nature: in most governments it has been the study of rulers to confine this right within the narrowest limits possible. Wherever standing armies are kept up, and the right of the people to keep and bear arms is, under any color or pretext whatsoever, prohibited, liberty, if not already annihilated, is on the brink of destruction."
- St. George Tucker
Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain.
Bailey Guns
05-07-2014, 18:37
"The M1 rifle is the greatest battle implement ever devised."
"Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything. In a gun fight... You need to take your time in a hurry." - Wyatt Earp
"Suck my fat one you cheap dimestore hood!"
http://youtu.be/3hLCYkSNpPk
http://youtu.be/oIv_RrgCfWs
HoneyBadger
05-07-2014, 19:58
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SideShow Bob
05-07-2014, 20:33
"That's a 45, if you hit them in the arm, it'll take their whole arm off at the shoulder."
Overheard at at gun counter awhile back.......
ChadAmberg
05-07-2014, 22:18
I added the pic that gave the quote in the first post... Check out that guy.
William S. Burroughs
The hole in the middle of his forehead was about the size of a pencil.
The hole in the back of his head, where the bullet cam out, was big enough to put your fist in, if it was a small fist and you wanted to put it there.
The hole in the back of his head, where the heavy duck load came out, was big enough to put your foot in even if you didn't want to put it there.
...and Ish stitches three .45s across the boys lean young chest an inch apart.
He has the touch.
It's an instrument Machine Gun Kelly told him.
Play it!
BPTactical
05-08-2014, 06:36
"I have two guns, one for each of ya"
I think these are Col Cooper:
When asked if carrying his cocked and locked 1911 was "dangerous": "Yes it is"
"Sheriff, are you expecting trouble, your pistol is cocked" "No Ma'am, if I was expecting trouble I would have brought a rifle."
KestrelBike
05-08-2014, 06:48
"....You need to take your time in a hurry." - Wyatt Earp
That last part is awesome all on its own.
ZERO THEORY
05-08-2014, 07:33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgBA1jA2-mo
osok-308
05-08-2014, 07:51
Here are a few I stole from random people.
”Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples’ liberty’s teeth.”
~George Washington
"The 1911 was the design given by God to us through John M. Browning that represents the epitome of what a killing tool needs to be. It was true in 1911 and is true now." ~ Colonel Robert J. Coates, USMC --- (this being said, I do carry a glock, but I love that 1911)
"The West was not won with a registered gun."
"The problem is not the availability of guns, it is the availability of morons."
- Antonio Meloni
Bailey Guns
05-08-2014, 07:53
"The problem is not the availability of guns, it is the availability of morons."
- Antonio Meloni
Ain't that the damn truth. And not only on the subject of guns.
osok-308
05-08-2014, 08:13
Ain't that the damn truth. And not only on the subject of guns.
It's probably 90% of the problems that I face on a daily basis.
"The problem is not the availability of guns, it is the availability of morons."
- Antonio Meloni
Winner!
"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
"200 punks, what you gonna do? I've got two six shooters to see me through.
That's 12 dead, and 188 paulbearers." -John Wayne Rap
Bailey Guns
05-08-2014, 09:33
"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
That's a pretty cool one...I guess.
[Coffee]
Chad4000
05-08-2014, 13:35
lol.. "my idea of gun control is, if there's a gun in the room I want to be in control of it" eastwood
submitted from memory.. I might have messed that up lol.
wctriumph
05-08-2014, 15:11
Carrying a gun isn't necessarily supposed to be comfortable, it is supposed to be comforting.
SuperiorDG
05-08-2014, 15:29
"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
Raciest
“A sword never kills anybody; it is but a tool in the killer’s hand.”
and by the same token
“All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The Communist Party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party.” – Mao Zedong
Carrying a gun isn't necessarily supposed to be comfortable, it is supposed to be comforting.
Clint Smith?
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ZERO THEORY
05-08-2014, 20:27
Clint Smith?
Correct.
Zombie Steve
05-09-2014, 15:13
Glock triggers are about as smooth as a palsy victim performing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.
-Zombie Steve
nisils14
05-09-2014, 17:04
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but hollow points expand on impact.
Glock triggers are about as smooth as a palsy victim performing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.
-Zombie Steve
Crude but true.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but hollow points expand on impact.
I like it.
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9mm may expand, but .45 never shrinks.
Guns aren't needed for hunting. They're for making sure you don't get hunted.
I Have all my guns sighted in to hit high and left. If my wife ever comes after me I'm going low and right.
I have been studying martial arts in the style of "Crouching Fatman, Hidden Glock".
Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
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