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KestrelBike
07-03-2014, 12:26
I try to be responsible with my health and the health of those I directly affect, so I'm getting myself tested for STDs. No symptoms, and I got out of my last relationship awhile ago and got nothing lined up now, but it's nice to know you're healthy, right? Because I move around so much and typically don't need the services of a doctor, I don't have a GP and planned parenthood is the cheapest, most convenient method of getting tested.

Anyways, this place is a liberal twilight zone. They demanded I put down my social security number (I didn't have to do this the last time I went back in CO) and when I put that I was a student and unemployed, the lady was absolutely f'ing floored and didn't understand that I have my own savings and that I support myself without loans, and that I don't have unemployment, Medicaid, or some other form of welfare. And that I have private insurance, to boot. She tried to demand that I put down the amount of savings I have in my bank account and I about exploded. Some other lady came to her rescue and said that I can just write "refuse" under the income amount. The first lady hates my white ass.

Oh, and of course they have Steve Harvey blaring on the television. Haha, some audience member asked him "a report recently came out that only 7% of the country know who the first 4 presidents were: do you?" He came up with Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and his high school class president (the last two were tongue in cheek). The audience laughed at this most excellent ribaldry!

eta: I also had to unclip and stuff the mini-griptillian into my pocket so I don't get kicked out for a prohibited weapon. It's for my safety!

Ridge
07-03-2014, 12:52
What the the fuck is PP?

You went to Planned Parenthood?

Great-Kazoo
07-03-2014, 13:24
What the the fuck is PP?

You went to Planned Parenthood?

Penil Pumps Inc. A do it yourself for those who pump iron.

bellavite1
07-03-2014, 13:59
Dude, you walked into that wasteland of sl**s and f*****ts if you did not have a social disease you sure do now just by breathing the same air...[bad-banana]

KestrelBike
07-03-2014, 14:14
Dude, you walked into that wasteland of sl**s and f*****ts if you did not have a social disease you sure do now just by breathing the same air...[bad-banana]

This one was pretty clean. The place in Denver had terribly stained carpets, and smelled of urine and vomit. Really strongly. Wait, am I evil now for having gone to planned parenthood? I thought Ridge would be all on board. Where did I go wrong???????

crashdown
07-03-2014, 14:34
I bet the girls you meet in there have 100% chance of being the kind of girl that "puts out".
You are a dude right?

kawiracer14
07-03-2014, 14:35
This one was pretty clean. The place in Denver had terribly stained carpets, and smelled of urine and vomit. Really strongly. Wait, am I evil now for having gone to planned parenthood? I thought Ridge would be all on board. Where did I go wrong???????

You have private insurance and you went to Planned Parenthood? Is this some sort of social experiment?

hatidua
07-03-2014, 14:38
You have private insurance and you went to Planned Parenthood?

-stop trying to further confuse an already confusing story!

Gman
07-03-2014, 14:44
Who got an abortion?

SuperiorDG
07-03-2014, 14:45
Give blood, they will test you for STDs for free.

Great-Kazoo
07-03-2014, 15:09
I bet the girls you meet in there have 100% chance of being the kind of girl that "puts out".
You are a dude right?

Peace of mind knowing they are current / up to date on testing.

Years ago this lady shows up at a party, up wyo way. Decent looker, usual hugs n tugs for a few guys. Making the rounds, she gets popped trying to steal someones car keys off the frige Two locals bounce her down the alley. Turns out her purse was left behind. Home owner rifles through it, Out comes the local Health Clinic blood test of hers. ACROSS the heading is stamped CAUTION: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. Few guys missed the bullet >< by this much.

ZERO THEORY
07-03-2014, 15:34
Give blood, they will test you for STDs for free.

Life hacks.

Sharpienads
07-03-2014, 18:05
Ugh, I don't think you could pay me enough to step foot inside PP.

Ridge
07-03-2014, 19:44
Wait, am I evil now for having gone to planned parenthood? I thought Ridge would be all on board. Where did I go wrong???????

I'm not sure what you're trying to imply. I never questioned or chastised you for it. I was asking for clarification. But, more power to you. You have every right to get an abortion and a fist full of free condoms.

boomerhc9
07-04-2014, 02:05
I'm not sure what you're trying to imply. I never questioned or chastised you for it. I was asking for clarification. But, more power to you. You have every right to get an abortion and a fist full of free condoms.
So you're saying all this time I've been buying condoms, I could have gotten them for free. If I was paying for hussies too, I wouldn't be able to afford my shooting habit.

Bailey Guns
07-04-2014, 06:40
Ugh, I don't think you could pay me enough to step foot inside PP.

No kidding. There just aren't enough showers to make me feel clean enough afterwards.

Great-Kazoo
07-04-2014, 09:01
So you're saying all this time I've been buying condoms, I could have gotten them for free. If I was paying for hussies too, I wouldn't be able to afford my shooting habit.

PP and the local AIDS groups, offer them up no charge.

sniper7
07-04-2014, 11:40
I bet you caught something there