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stoner01
07-10-2014, 18:27
Just totaled my truck. :-(
Sweet. Now you get to get a new truck.
Hope you are OK.
Everyone OK?
Dude, I almost got T-boned last week by some idiot that ran a red light. Almost shat myself.
Yeah shit happens totaled mine last April and upgraded. So long as everybody is ok it is just a piece of tin.
stoner01
07-10-2014, 18:39
Guy ahead of me hit his breaks. I couldn't stop in time. 46973
Bummer. Munched the vehicle and probably got a ticket too.
Sorry to hear. What'd the front wheel hit?
TheBelly
07-10-2014, 19:34
Everyone OK?
Dude, I got BONED IN THE BUTT last week by some idiot that ran a red light. I THEN shat myself.
FIFY
TheBelly
07-10-2014, 19:35
Stoner: I just got my hoopty out of the shop. Sorry about the truck!
sportbikeco
07-10-2014, 19:39
Following too close.
I rear-ended someone once and totaled my car. I was eating a bowl of rice. I slammed on the brakes on time, but my foot slipped off the pedal. By the time I got my foot back on the brake, I could't stop in time.
stoner01
07-10-2014, 20:17
Yeah a ticket for following to close. $100 in centennial
stoner01
07-10-2014, 20:19
Sorry to hear. What'd the front wheel hit?
His ass end
A Chevy would have stopped in time.
glad you are okay!
I rear-ended someone once and totaled my car. I was eating a bowl of rice. I slammed on the brakes on time, but my foot slipped off the pedal. By the time I got my foot back on the brake, I could't stop in time.
You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?
You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?
Im just wondering if it's a cover for him doing something with an Asian woman?
Its fixable if your in tight spot.
A Chevy would have stopped in time.
glad you are okay!
If the ignition stays on...
Anyway, why would you want to?
theGinsue
07-10-2014, 21:08
Aw, heck man...that'll buff right out.
My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
Sounds like everyone is uninjured. That's the good news out of all of this.
Im just wondering if it's a cover for him doing something with an Asian woman?
Ahhh, then it is okay then.
WillysWagon
07-10-2014, 21:13
Glad to hear you're doing OK !!
Hope in a few days, you feel the same.
BPTactical
07-10-2014, 21:17
Cars are replaceable
Your not.
Glad your ok amigo
SideShow Bob
07-10-2014, 21:22
Yeah a ticket for following to close. $100 in centennial
$165 in Denver............. Even after CHP said no ticket was needed. DPD thought different.
Bailey Guns
07-10-2014, 21:23
Sux... Sorry.
Colorado_Outback
07-10-2014, 21:40
Aw, heck man...that'll buff right out.
My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
Just gonna quote this since its probably the only time anyone will quote Spicoli around here other than me. haha.
Sorry about the truck.
FIFY
Hey Belly, good to see you around again.
I think you're missed more over in TPWT.
[Sarcasm2]
[sheepshagger]
buffalobo
07-10-2014, 22:10
Just gonna quote this since its probably the only time anyone will quote Spicoli around here other than me. haha.
Sorry about the truck.
One of the best scenes of all time. [rockon]
buffalobo
07-10-2014, 22:11
Sorry to hear about the truck. Pretty much sux.
You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?
Well, I wasn't using chop sticks.
Well, I wasn't using chop sticks.
That's what she said
blackford76
07-10-2014, 22:55
A Chevy would have stopped in time.
glad you are okay!
A cheby cant reach a speed that could cause an accident.
OP, as long as you are ok, I'd buy it from the ins company and repair it, doesn't look too bad.
A Chevy would have stopped in time.
glad you are okay!
A Dodge would have rolled right over that bitch.
If it was a Tacoma it would still be fine. lol
If it were a Jaguar, it would have been in the shop today and couldn't have been involved in an accident in the first place.
And if it were a Jeep, only the tow vehicle would have damage.
If it were a Jaguar, it would have been in the shop today and couldn't have been involved in an accident in the first place.
Bwa! Well played.
Just be glad the guy you hit wasn't driving a Pinto.
(Old guys will get this. You young ones might have to Google it or ask your parents.)
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