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stoner01
07-10-2014, 18:27
Just totaled my truck. :-(

ray1970
07-10-2014, 18:29
Sweet. Now you get to get a new truck.



Hope you are OK.

brutal
07-10-2014, 18:33
Everyone OK?

Dude, I almost got T-boned last week by some idiot that ran a red light. Almost shat myself.

2XS
07-10-2014, 18:35
Yeah shit happens totaled mine last April and upgraded. So long as everybody is ok it is just a piece of tin.

stoner01
07-10-2014, 18:39
Guy ahead of me hit his breaks. I couldn't stop in time. 46973

ray1970
07-10-2014, 19:16
Bummer. Munched the vehicle and probably got a ticket too.

Irving
07-10-2014, 19:32
Sorry to hear. What'd the front wheel hit?

TheBelly
07-10-2014, 19:34
Everyone OK?

Dude, I got BONED IN THE BUTT last week by some idiot that ran a red light. I THEN shat myself.




FIFY

TheBelly
07-10-2014, 19:35
Stoner: I just got my hoopty out of the shop. Sorry about the truck!

sportbikeco
07-10-2014, 19:39
Following too close.

Irving
07-10-2014, 19:48
I rear-ended someone once and totaled my car. I was eating a bowl of rice. I slammed on the brakes on time, but my foot slipped off the pedal. By the time I got my foot back on the brake, I could't stop in time.

stoner01
07-10-2014, 20:17
Yeah a ticket for following to close. $100 in centennial

stoner01
07-10-2014, 20:19
Sorry to hear. What'd the front wheel hit?

His ass end

sniper7
07-10-2014, 20:38
A Chevy would have stopped in time.

glad you are okay!

rbeau30
07-10-2014, 20:52
I rear-ended someone once and totaled my car. I was eating a bowl of rice. I slammed on the brakes on time, but my foot slipped off the pedal. By the time I got my foot back on the brake, I could't stop in time.


You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?

sniper7
07-10-2014, 20:56
You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?

Im just wondering if it's a cover for him doing something with an Asian woman?

2XS
07-10-2014, 20:59
Its fixable if your in tight spot.

00tec
07-10-2014, 21:02
A Chevy would have stopped in time.

glad you are okay!
If the ignition stays on...
Anyway, why would you want to?

theGinsue
07-10-2014, 21:08
Aw, heck man...that'll buff right out.

My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Sounds like everyone is uninjured. That's the good news out of all of this.

rbeau30
07-10-2014, 21:12
Im just wondering if it's a cover for him doing something with an Asian woman?

Ahhh, then it is okay then.

WillysWagon
07-10-2014, 21:13
Glad to hear you're doing OK !!
Hope in a few days, you feel the same.

BPTactical
07-10-2014, 21:17
Cars are replaceable



Your not.

Glad your ok amigo

SideShow Bob
07-10-2014, 21:22
Yeah a ticket for following to close. $100 in centennial

$165 in Denver............. Even after CHP said no ticket was needed. DPD thought different.

Bailey Guns
07-10-2014, 21:23
Sux... Sorry.

Colorado_Outback
07-10-2014, 21:40
Aw, heck man...that'll buff right out.

My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.


Just gonna quote this since its probably the only time anyone will quote Spicoli around here other than me. haha.

Sorry about the truck.

brutal
07-10-2014, 21:46
FIFY

Hey Belly, good to see you around again.

I think you're missed more over in TPWT.





[Sarcasm2]








[sheepshagger]

buffalobo
07-10-2014, 22:10
Just gonna quote this since its probably the only time anyone will quote Spicoli around here other than me. haha.

Sorry about the truck.


One of the best scenes of all time. [rockon]

buffalobo
07-10-2014, 22:11
Sorry to hear about the truck. Pretty much sux.

Irving
07-10-2014, 22:15
You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?

Well, I wasn't using chop sticks.

rbeau30
07-10-2014, 22:36
Well, I wasn't using chop sticks.


That's what she said

blackford76
07-10-2014, 22:55
A Chevy would have stopped in time.

glad you are okay!

A cheby cant reach a speed that could cause an accident.

OP, as long as you are ok, I'd buy it from the ins company and repair it, doesn't look too bad.

brutal
07-10-2014, 22:56
A Chevy would have stopped in time.

glad you are okay!

A Dodge would have rolled right over that bitch.

Jer
07-11-2014, 00:24
If it was a Tacoma it would still be fine. lol

Irving
07-11-2014, 00:29
If it were a Jaguar, it would have been in the shop today and couldn't have been involved in an accident in the first place.

Irving
07-11-2014, 00:29
And if it were a Jeep, only the tow vehicle would have damage.

Jer
07-11-2014, 00:40
If it were a Jaguar, it would have been in the shop today and couldn't have been involved in an accident in the first place.

Bwa! Well played.

ray1970
07-11-2014, 05:50
Just be glad the guy you hit wasn't driving a Pinto.


(Old guys will get this. You young ones might have to Google it or ask your parents.)