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jhood001
07-29-2014, 15:55
The Army’s New Handgun: A Weapon for Criminals?

http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/finance/2013-10-29/bff3aa60-856d-4d11-b273-3b8c809d2c09_TFT_logo.png (http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/) By Maureen Mackey
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/army-handgun-weapon-criminals-162100885.html


There’s a new semi-automatic handgun on the horizon for the Army that U.S. consumers may have access to almost immediately. When that happens, America’s emergency rooms better be prepared for the carnage that’s likely to follow.

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Looks like they'll give anyone a job in 'journalism' these days.

SuperiorDG
07-29-2014, 16:08
http://beforeitsnews.com/contributor/upload/30080/images/fullretard.jpg

balyon885
07-29-2014, 16:16
Better get the er ready the new army handgun is going to be more powerful and better for battle and us civilians will get our hands on them and not know what to do with this new technology.

I cant wait to find out what the army goes with, i just hope I can handle it without all that high speed training they will give our troops to handle this new more powerful handgun.

Circuits
07-29-2014, 16:54
Given current trends in cartridge design and capacity, it'll probably be something super-duper high-velocity in a gee-whiz PDW form factor with lots and lots of fast, little bullets. Handguns aren't as lame if they fire rifle bullets, or nearly so.

BPTactical
07-29-2014, 17:06
Ain't skeerd.....

Hound
07-29-2014, 17:08
Oh No Mr Bill!!! They might get a gun!! Oh.... Wait.

Disregard.

Big Wall
07-29-2014, 17:11
What happens when they find out what parabellum means?

SuperiorDG
07-29-2014, 17:12
I wonder if this new gun will replace the derringer in the top 5 of the most deadly guns?

KS63
07-29-2014, 17:31
The comments to the article are funny.

Ridge
07-29-2014, 17:38
How does one manage to remember to breathe with intelligence levels that low?

Skully
07-29-2014, 17:39
I think she knows something we dont.........

Maybe this is going to be a "phased plasma pistol in the 20 watt range," since the new infantry rifle will be a "phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range,"

47679

vossman
07-29-2014, 17:40
Ignorance is fun sometimes.

sabot_round
07-29-2014, 17:53
Maureen Mackey is the perfect definition of the word IDIOT...a picture of her must be placed right next to the word in the Thesaurus' and Merriam Webster's dictionaries for reference. And shame on yahoo for publishing that garbage!!

wctriumph
07-29-2014, 18:01
So, instead of going pew, pew, pew, it will go pow, pow, pow??

TEA

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Great-Kazoo
07-29-2014, 18:25
This the same chick who got fired for that Pulitzer Prize Hand gun article, in the Rolling Stone

brutal
07-29-2014, 18:28
I heard 30cal magazine clip heat seeking incendiary .50CAL military style assault rifle ghost sidearms are on the short list.

ben4372
07-29-2014, 18:36
What advancements happened when the m9 was adopted? I mean that made shootings more deadly. My next question is about Beretta reliability. Wasn't the fail rate for the m9 in testing something like one stoppage in 1000 rounds and no mechanincal failures? I had one that was utterly reliable.

Ridge
07-29-2014, 18:40
This the same chick who got fired for that Pulitzer Prize Hand gun article, in the Rolling Stone

Nope, that was Kristen Gwynne, this is Maureen Mackey

Great-Kazoo
07-29-2014, 18:53
Nope, that was Kristen Gwynne, this is Maureen Mackey

damn i keep forgetting that sarcasm icon

Zombie Steve
07-29-2014, 18:57
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=facepalm&qs=IM&form=QBIR&pq=facepalm&sc=8-8&sp=1&sk=#a

hollohas
07-29-2014, 19:01
So, according to this article, the percentage of people in the ER with multiple gunshot wounds went up after the M9 was introduced because it was a revolutionary and scary semi-automatic. Because as we all know, that was the very first semi auto civilians had access to. These dummies are unbelievable.

Gman
07-29-2014, 21:16
This must be what she's talking about...

http://i.imgur.com/YgRq9.jpg

Zombie Steve
07-30-2014, 06:32
Seriously, guys... this is some sound journalism. See the question mark after the title? They're asking a question, not claiming anything. It opens up the forum to any ridiculous nonsense someone might wish to postulate.

Great-Kazoo
07-30-2014, 08:11
Seriously, guys... this is some sound journalism. See the question mark after the title? They're asking a question, not claiming anything. It opens up the forum to any ridiculous nonsense someone might wish to postulate.

Thank you, Dan Rather [Beer]

Zombie Steve
07-30-2014, 08:18
[Tooth]

KevDen2005
07-30-2014, 23:25
I think she knows something we dont.........

Maybe this is going to be a "phased plasma pistol in the 20 watt range," since the new infantry rifle will be a "phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range,"

47679

Only what you see, pal!

Ridge
07-31-2014, 09:58
Seriously, guys... this is some sound journalism. See the question mark after the title? They're asking a question, not claiming anything. It opens up the forum to any ridiculous nonsense someone might wish to postulate.

Jews are the cause of all the world's problems?

Irving
07-31-2014, 10:00
Jews are the cause of all the world's problems?

You decide! Tonight at 6:00.

Zombie Steve
07-31-2014, 10:49
ZS - Totally serious?



Is it anything like Hunter Thompson "reporting" that there's a rumor going around that Edward Muskie was taking the drug Iboigane, thus ruining his political career (later he admitted he started the rumor, but the journalism was solid because he'd only said there was a rumor going around)?

zulu01
07-31-2014, 11:22
This the same chick who got fired for that Pulitzer Prize Hand gun article, in the Rolling Stone

Did that chick get canned?